XXX: Give me your kidney, please
XXX: The Post

She: I am 16 years old today
You are a teenager, congratulations.
She: Well, I became them when I started selling vodka without a passport.
He: Oh oh oh oh... It would be something to be proud... )) vodka, without a passport... You are dollars in the national bank without a passport buy

A comment under the crash test of Priora, where the entire engine crashed into the salon:
I didn’t like the 18th.

How will you celebrate the centennial of the October Revolution in 2017?
The torch has been prepared. Villa has to be purchased. I just think which to choose, iron or titanium, which would be easier to remove them.

The education reform...
I checked the definitions of geometry, 7th grade (should have learned)
Vertical angles - where one side continues
A slope is a line that has two points at the beginning and end.
- shaky seed, five, top, shaky (measures of length)
and the astrology ?

Last year, from the 7th grade, I learned that the graph of a square function is called CARAMBOLA.

And the most interesting thing was in practice (also 7th class, geometry): through two points you can only conduct one straight, because if you conduct the second straight, then two straight will be like one thick straight))))

by Olga (16:05) :
Socks for smoking and fracking are relying exclusively on black, and must be long - golf, so that the ankle does not appear while sitting.

Ladies and gentlemen (16:06) :
God, where do we get the black silk socks??? My blue, yellow strip, wool will not fit?? to

XXX:Linux will soon be replenished
YYY: Kito is with us?
XXX: A Girl from the Universe
YYY: Oh, right – pull her straps!
XXX: At first she didn’t like it very much, then I showed my – I liked it
YYY: What did you show her? O_O

xxx: But I felt like a real man not when I first touched in the shelter, not when the weight of 110 kg with the bar lay over, and not even when I got married, but when the dishwasher in the toilet repaired...

My colleague burned the day.
Is it called protein? Put nuts in your mouth.

World Mental Health Day... and congratulations to anyone

From Twitter

@Production
Men invented marriage in order not to be paid for sex.
@sarkado
But nothing happened (

XXXI (15:12:46 10/10/2011)
The colour of huesos.
XXXXXX (15:12:56 10/10/2011)
The color of milk ?
XXXXXXXX (15:13:28 10/10/2011)
And then explain to the Spaniards why this color doesn’t go.)

humanity: just before the specialists went only especially stubborn, hardworking and talented. The others stumbled on the fields and fucking the village girls on the senovals. And now every third is either ODMIN or any other evil.

Eka
I asked my husband to divorce. He understood this word as "to multiply". I said tonight.

Dead Set is a 6-series British television series in which a zombie apocalypse hits a group of people locked up in the studio of the TV show Big Brother (Russian analogue - House-2), who gradually die under the attack of the dead.

We would like to remove this...

Islamist: Just look at it. Someone on the net joked about Cat Schrödinger, and how many people immediately became smart...
Nimbel: In the sense?
Islamist: Did you not go to Google to find out what kind of cat this is?? to
NIMBEL: Hmm... go look for it
Islamist: Voot... And you’re smarter. I became smarter...

MGU Science Festival.
Lecturer: If scientists come up with a way for humans to live between 35,000 and 40,000 years, we will be able to fly to other stars. Psychologists may be upset here.
And most importantly, the pension fund.

So why does the guy have to cook?
Who said what should be done? I want to cook, I don’t want to eat, I want to eat, I don’t want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat.
Testo: for example?
I put the tea well :D

I sit and wait for electricity. On the right, they speak English, in front of the eyes of the ravenons, they discuss something, on the left, the Moldavians talk something to each other. I wondered, where are the Russians? And I understand the most English of the surrounding proverbs... I unwillingly listen and hear the following dialogue:
Ho from Vis? (Showing the eyes of the Jamsut)
– Vis from... aue light-niege!

I was battled by the ingenuity of the guide.

The 5th class:

Yesterday at 12 am!
I am at 10...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

11th class

Yesterday at 12 p.m.
I am at 10!
and the frog: