How progress has been made:

The 3D printer will allow you to print pizza... and wearing peelings, sausages, sausages, beer...

I sent the spare parts to the printer, where are they?
- paychecks in line for printing cost half a liter and snack!

A neighbor’s child came to the kindergarten one morning very serious (even cloudy), did not laugh and walked very carefully.
To the question of the teacher answered "I was in the clinic, and now I have a BOMBA in the tooth".

Later it turned out that "пломба". The child did not hear that. and :)

Stas Korovin: Boys, let’s go to the computer club after class. Only without these stupid scams, like you are over 30, you have no work and no computer clubs anymore.

The problem is that I want pizza, but I don’t want to eat.
Fuck her

By occasion: 7×(3² − 5) − 7 + 3
Many will be surprised that the result is equal to 4!

Excel says 24 and I have no reason not to trust Excel

This is such a mathematical humor - 4.Factor = 4 * 3 * 2 * 1 = 24.

Going to the courtyard. I have two children and a neighbor with a daughter. Mishka confidently reports: "And in my mother’s stomach a doll sits. It is..."
Sonia, turning to her mom: "Mom! Have you heard? What a horror!and "
The neighbor, confused: "Why is the horror? If you are a child, you will have a friend or a girlfriend.
Sonia, whispering:"Mammaaaaa!!! Do you understand nothing at all? They are going to have another baby!! And we are losing! We are back!"

Layk: And the mushrooms are nothing else, they are not spoiled... said the purple unicorn to me.

I eat a cold oatmeal cheese on the water, stirring into photos of cheese soups. What does this have to do with pornography? and..

Complex numbers are very convenient to use in the analysis of oscillatory processes, they allow to write a phase and amplitude into one object. Sometimes they are just convenient to use to store pairs of interrelated numbers.
and yes. Storage of IP addresses in quaternion.

The correspondents of Lifenews and “Russia 24” left Luhansk for Syria.
“The war is over,” the local officials concluded.

Turn the pedals.
Not everyone can, this is a fact.
Only square wheels.
It will ease this hard work.

xxx> We meet an employee who after 2 years of work in the company decided to add to the common chat.
yyy> The company has passed the trial period.

Fuck, I can’t do that anymore. In the top of quotes with such mistakes that my eyes hurt already. Comrades, read it before sending, right?

I stayed home after the injury. I understood that watching pornography with hip hands is not pleasant at all.

xxx: There is one plus to live in the ass of Moscow - the same comic horse is held nearby... and here you are standing, waiting for the bus, and from it the devil Sab Ziro comes out in a full suit and even with a mask, you notice him, you start to lick, on the facial mimic even under the mask you see that he lickes in response and here you make a serious face and scream on the whole street "GET OVER HERE" having made a characteristic gesture, he fits, as if he is dragged on the same chain you clamp each other's hands and you are driving in the same bus, where you just came out Sab Ziro for his business...

9:12:15 and you already hate the whole world and your little, giftless life?
9:12:17 or do you go to work at 10?

I worked in a developer office. The team was small, the project was large and intriguing, they sat down. A new employee came to us. He was put on training.
On the fourth day of his work, a friend calls him. The sound was loud, so hearing was great.
Why don’t you see you on WoW? Ride is covered!
C - Well, Nafig, I got to work, and they all work here.
The next day he resigned.

- Turtle soup, hot of strawberry, marinated snake, filé marala, smoked nutria, pasteet from bear liver... And you, batenka, a gourmet?
Director of the Zoo.

Given the general tendency to post photos of food on Instagram, I would like to see the Count Dracula’s page.

XX: Fuck, the biscuits are hard ((
They can fight.
XX is oh! It is an insult to the feelings of the shrinkers!