What can really surprise a girl in bed?
She will be in shock ?

Andrew, Prep asks why you are not. What to tell him?
Tell me I am sick.
XHH: What is it? The ORZ?
The RPG...

StealKill (01:33:53 9/10/2010)
For the first time in my life, I don’t have a flash app.

StealKill (01:33:55 9/10/2010)
Strangely

StealKill (01:33:59 9/10/2010)
Reload the computer

StealKill (01:34:06 9/10/2010)
I don’t need these offerings.

7 years old, he plays as a designer. They have built a military base.
Mom, what else can I build?
Go to the ammunition warehouse.
Oh! oh! Come on!! to

“Mom, mom, I did... and what else do I have to build?
I don’t know, maybe a food store?
No... Oh oh! The torture!! Mom, thank you for telling me!!! to

O_O

"But American scientists conducted such an experiment at one time: they divided the experimental rats into two groups and began to feed them differently. The first group was not restricted in anything, and the second was fed a pair exactly twice as little as the first. As a result, the second group of rats lived twice as long.”

It turns out that each rat eventually ate the same amount of food.
Is there a limit to eating for one life?

From the news, a survey on the subject of inscriptions on packages:
...
In 1% of smokers, dark inscriptions caused the opposite reaction - they started smoking even more. “It became interesting to read the inscriptions on the next packs,” they noted.

[18:58] <AlbertRíochalt> lady I want
[18:59] <BonesHome> and a wallet?

XXX: well I bought your dirol senses...Suka where is the elephant?( by

At the veterinarian:
What is the name of your cat?
by Pizzo...

I would like to have 2-3 sizes.
Why is it? ?
Here you sit and write.
He: The thought does not go.
He: hold for the left/right
He cried and thought came.

In Moscow, closer to the night, I stop a bomb, on the Altufiev bus rains. I stopped, and I said: "Will you bring to Mars?". He opened his eyes, but he managed with anxiety. He says sit down. We go. I feel, he doesn’t know, that in a straight, after a couple of stops, the cinema "Mars". Just wanted to explain, he issued: "Yes, the Belarusian Daesh, Attuda Dalitish!".
Let me take the example of young employees. The client said to Mars, bring it where you can and let it there yourself.

and Yuk:
I watch sex in the big city. there the grandmother tells me that her husband has unflavored sperm.Bled.yogurt for the night to eat wasted.

My little sister is constantly singing. He sings any melodies he hears: jingles from the radio, the melody of news entrance, unimaginably dull and ugly songs from modern children’s shows... She rarely sings disgusting even for a child. The mother of the singing talent of her daughter is wildly happy and does not allow her to get stuck. I decided to stick. I found on the Internet one of the releases of her stupid broadcast, which was imposed on some completely crazy kids metal track.

Let’s ignore the fact that the sister reviewed THIS to the end and didn’t even notice any changes in the format. Now she, to my wild pleasure, walks and sings with her opposite voice:

Beton mixer thousands of thousands of... interferes with concrete!
The brigade of builders thousands and thousands... eat self-riding!

I work in the management of personnel....and late and walkers bring just masterpiece explanatory)))
I am Stroganova G.V. I would like to inform you that I did not go to work on October 3 because when I woke up in the morning, I discovered that I was pregnant, in addition, already 5 months. I couldn’t get to work"

Don’t answer my text messages after 00:00.For: 1) it’s not me; 2) it’s me, but no...)

Fuck, I am fucking fucking. Money is not important.
WOW: Who has them?
XHHH: I have fifths in the bowl ending.
Fuck you... Fuck you... Fuck you.

HHH
But our sociologist (and at the same time the first pro-rector) is just a soul! I am just in 3rd grade, but I want to write a diploma for him now.)

HHH
also burned today... told how came to him from the company Ferrero (which "rafaelki" produce) about the well-known trademark of these very rafaelok... says "They learned that someone copies the appearance of their candy and this clings to the careless buyer. And they decided to conduct a survey - how much their products are recognizable in our country. Showed photos. They showed me. I asked what it was. I watched for a long time and said it was like a forest during a nuclear winter. It was Raphael"

Stadiums of shaving in men:
and smoothly;
Invisible is;
Today is Lenin.
Should I let go of my beard?

Mikhail: According to statistics, every Anton has a bounced shovel at home.
Toha: What a nonsense?
I don’t know, so it is written.
Toha: Antoshka-Antoshka, let’s dig potatoes
Michael: Is it a hustle?
Toha: Yes, because you fuck your dog with your cardboard, dig it bled every day, the legs move!! to

A: Let’s take a cat into the office!
L: And his bedroom will be with the accountants.
Q: Where is the toilet?
T: I propose to make a transitional toilet, under the table of the very lazy employee.
And the cat will run around the office every morning, looking for his toilet.
A: Or walk by the habit to the first loser ;)