Once as a child, they made apple juice with their dad, and after pressing it, there was a slice of apples left. My dad and I decided to joke about my mom, blinded a huge sausage from the straw and put it in a pot for the cat. Momino "OhYet!" seems to have heard the whole yard!

xxx: almost two months here
How did you become a real Peter? You speak in Peter's language - a porebrik, a parade, a bride, a poem you explain?
XXX is AHA. Instead of spotting, I speak ugly.

xxx: I finally watched the first part "Taking in the Labyrinth"... Give me back my time of life!
ууу: The second part, I think, is called "Giving in the Labyrinth"?
Ohhhhhh...?? to
The car replacement ?

Status in VK: (punctuation is preserved)

If no one appreciates you, it does not mean that you are not valuable in yourself.

I have a complete feeling that the brain has a center of gravity and if you read this phrase quickly, you can get a shock.

My niece, who is seven years old, tells me: "Masha, well, in ancient times, when there were no tablets, my mother dreamed of tamagochi." Immediately a picture appeared, as Sakha went hunting for a mammoth, and Yulka sits in a cave and dreams of tamagoche.

They go late in the evening along the road with a 3-year-old son.
Q: What kind of car is this?
This is Subaru.
C: Where is she going?
Q: She goes home to sleep.
A: What kind of car is this?
This is Ford.
C: Where is she going?
Q: Ford goes to car service

I dressed here today.
xxx: and the context of all these patents, restrictions and pricing policies thought about – how good it is that jeans were not invented by Apple!

Reminder to the consumer: If you are kissed in all places when concluding a contract, remember - it is a prelude! Then you will be thrown into all the cracks.

In the 1980s, academic Mikhail Bronstein bought a local silk in a store in the center of Tallinn, was in a hurry and for the first time in his life used his right as a veteran of the Great Patriotic War not to stand in line. One Estonian responded:
I am a veteran too!
“Well, you also go without a line,” Bronstein suggested.
I was not given that right. I fought on the other side.
Why did you fight so badly?

The fact of the existence of blasphemy laws is an implicit acknowledgment that religions are incapable of surviving in terms of freedom of thought and speech.

XXX: This is the news.
xxx: "We found a funny video on YouTube where the cat turned to the side... bla-bla..."
xxx: "This was the main news of the day in Russia and the world, before the meeting."

Here is you:
Love evil - you will love the condom!
:D

ZY
There are some advertising banners from which a sexy aunt calls to you:
Get your sexual power back!! to
As if you stole it!

How to distinguish a fool from a smart man?
It’s easy – just tell the person he’s a fool. If he is smart, he will simply agree, and if he is a fool, he will start to argue and prove that he is not a fool.

When the bride starts joking about my mocked buttocks, I answer – “Winter is near.”

Russia will try to present its self-driving (unmanned) car for the 2018 World Cup.

Yyy: When I was a child, I had such an enclosure, he sticks into the walls, leaves and so moves around the room.

1: better say than the ceramic granite can be drilled without destruction
2: Without destruction - with a look that is contemptible

Deanua
Why do you think all civilizations are on the same path? Some,, from the caves for millions of years and did not come out, others - stuck in the dark ages (imagine the Middle Ages not a thousand, but a hundred thousand years), the third - stopped on steam engines and began to actively develop only this direction.

by progchip666
And the fourth suddenly remembered their spiritual scratches and completely reversed their development.

Listen, and if I put five kits on the floor and squeeze on top, will you get it?
YYY: No of course
Q: What about ten?
YYY: Well maybe if a hundred...
A doctor for 25 a month in a hundred such bottles is digged.

by Vladimir Potanin:
An entrepreneur, like a surgeon, must be able to do pain.
Did he not confuse a surgeon with a sadist?

Summary of man)

Current position: Sales Manager in Connecticut.
Desirable position: chemist-laborator in the oil and gas field (60 000 rubles)
"... The result of my work: 2 years of impeccable work."
About me: Responsive, robotic, not drinking, punctual.