Conversation with a colleague (K)

Q: I will start to speak English soon.
English for students?
English for Java developers.
I am AHA. Hello, the topic of our lesson is "Legacy code" and today we will learn a few English insults. Repeat after me: "Who has written this fucking code?".

Will you go to Chelyabinsk with us?
- AAAA you have a DPS there not with radars and, fucking, with RPG standing!! to
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- Oh, and you add the gazka, they shoot badly in advance!

She: her husband found a half-life flies on the floor, pulled out a few finger batteries from the table and slid them down the floor in the direction of the flies from a meter. Is this normal for a 32 year old?
He is: Yes

Forum, section "photosessions"

xx to photograph. Write
YYY: I am writing. and dance.
Zzzz is dancing. Sing to
www to drink.

The beer fucking.
2: and
I didn’t drink for a month ?

putimuti

Here's who to send to Mars - Onishchenko! He will find bacteria there.

Iphone drowned in water with newly installed iOS 7
How? how? What are the problems with water and what are the problems with iOS 7?! to

You ask, what did the Negro bring to this world? They gave us racist jokes!

Even if it is not, it is also the merit of the white. and :(

Title in News:
Children of officials went to sea instead of the victims of the flood

Names and surnames, let me know!! to
(It is not funny, forgive me, but so that everyone knows who we vote for and who we feed every day, who we feed, and whom our taxes heat our ass...)

Epson WorkForce WF-7515 Printer
Plotter HP CQ891A Designjet T120 here you need to configure the driver to install a new technology and my computer and the grid to make it all work )))

Me: Bridegroom, in response to your question (or claim): Flying Petka with Chapa on the plane, Chapai says: "Equipment!" Petka answers:"Two hundred!" Chapai cries:"What two hundred?!" Petka cries in response: "What are the instruments?Q&Q: Do you understand it?

In the medical universities of Russia will have to appear a new subject - theology. This was proposed by the participants of the All-Russian Congress of Orthodox Physicians, which took place in Samara (c)
Do you put candles three times a day? In the rear passage? Are they rushed? I should be in the church!!! to

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tell him he’s good!
YYY: Okay, I’ll give it to my staff.

The cars are better than the girls.
Motorcycles as in a fairy tale.
They died in one day.

Studying Russian for note.

Casual is a garden scare.
Vintage is covering.

VOLT: Guys, this is some fashion, to measure dinner, lunch, dogs with cats, the place of residence, the grandmothers, some with holes, instead of the vagina is not? Where is the humour of it?! Oh you guys!! to

Forum on Computer Graphics:

Rock: Vanguou trubles with hip joints, although I don’t know the setting. You would, of course, sculpt and pull out the bump from the hippoly and the AO mom, roll the textures and there will be a fairy tale if you render it to the full in the mental ree.

Ubah: no, I think wjgmarik and balduganski particola morikoni or for any case lfuvdllpfyv dfloyv, but this is as an option/

From one forum:

Classics are different. Take the motorcycle "Minsk" - well what is not the model of a classic motorcycle? On the other hand, in Minsk you can only drive to hell.

I worked in one office engaged in IT outsourcing, SIS admin. Ride, means by the companies that we "outsourced". We had an object - the district administration. I came somewhere there with my boss, the documents to recover - lost after redefining the network. Here we sit, look, here we find the folder, "RASPIL 2012", just so, in big letters. At first we did not pay attention, and then we remembered that we were in the administration.
When they paid attention to this, all the workers, and these are aunts, over 50, calmly said, "It's not your business."
Now it is clear :)

Here’s what idiotic fashion: photos of anatomy, look, I’m with a bone / joint / liver in the pot, I’m not afraid at all, I’m incredibly cool. Here I am on B / chemistry, with enzyme test tubes, I am a renowned chemist with my mother. Here I am all such a cool, back-to-back car "ambulances", I fucking chip-and-dale in one bottle, and yes, I absolutely don’t bother working the brigade. And my favorite: I’m taking pictures of my iPhone/Galaxy in the pre-operation room, I’m a cool and dangerous surgeon. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, there are still photos with *greatness and trembling* as they are, a phonendoscope. Then, as a natural continuation: photos with a diploma, photos at work (shoot me, the type I work).
People stop here! From how many avatars in the style of "I Dr. House" put in the network, the mind and medical skills you will not add a penny.
Classes are not given to you for photoshoots, but to get something in your brain.
The PS. And yes, I am a teacher.

Wife: What do we do with this paper with the area number? Can I throw it out?
Let’s go here... finally! Now I can beat you!! to