Mother: And I will not go to the election, anyway, everything has already been decided for us.
Father: Well we go. Even if we eat our ballots in the cabin so that nobody gets them...

I do not like Friday.
WOW: What is it? Friday is cool!
After her on Monday...
WOW: Yeah yes

Seven times backpacker, one time update!!! St. Felix

There was an announcement that the participants of the HOV, pregnant women and women with breastfeeding were served out of line. Only the guard helped to complete this announcement! But to her services I stopped to resort after one time, passing without a line, already under the end of the working day inspector (a girl, younger than me 8 years), seeing that the visitors have already broken up, began to scream to me that I "hamka, shake the stomach forward, as I am not ashamed, because she has already worked seven minutes over, her working day has ended, and to refuse me she has no right..." She was constantly texting on the mobile phone, someone was waiting for her, and here I. In fact, I came out in tears to the parks, and there only my car and jeep. I sat in the car and cried so that the guy from the jeep came out, went down to the pavilion for water, brought me, calmed, and here this inspector comes out, goes to him. He said to her, “What kind of snare has you offended a pregnant woman?”

And today, a cat gave birth to 7 kittens... it would be better to cuddle!

See also: Hi, Peach
Good morning, orange
Is it round and cellulite?
Is he hairy and looks like a ass?

Blue, I don’t have a bag. I have my only notebook in my hands and what should I now write in my status? I don’t like it, I do it with my hands.

And the wicked mother-in-law poured out a sack of ham and a sack of peanuts, mixed and said to overtake until midnight. A neural network with a code name "Pearl" was trained to recognize images.

and Lewkee:
Yesterday we went to the mega and went shopping. I sit in a boutique and choose a jacket. At the speaker on the whole station, the aunt announces "The owner of a Toyota car, the state number of bla-bla-bla approach the place where the car was parked"
Next to me, a man (shoes he also chose) makes a squeezed face "What did it mean? o_O" and is running :D

akaAsbestt (21:36:10 7/10/2010)
Life was not easy:
In the narrow tubes of the egg
I went through a growth phase.
The sperm is typical.

akaAsbestt (21:36:53 7/10/2010)
= ^ ^ ^

akaAsbestt (21:37:56 7/10/2010)
Genius is it, right?

Yakim (21:38:04 7/10/2010)
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akaAsbestt (21:38:20 7/10/2010)
I need to sing a song in that spirit.

akaAsbestt (21:38:33 7/10/2010)
She would go up)

akaAsbestt (21:38:57 7/10/2010)
Singing needs to be younger.

akaAsbestt (21:42:59 7/10/2010)
Something type
I was on the way to the light,
But all the efforts went wasted.
He hindered me the way,
The Soviet Latex Gondon.

I now know why they hang an evacuation plan in case of fire on the floors.
To easily find a toilet, without the help of strangers)))

I am against the use of ash sounds in telephone advertising.

Ranger_Chack: Hello to you, Cadillac?
Surovii_DEAD: Thank you fucking much.
Ranger_Chack: What is it?
Surovii_DEAD: We had a carpentiff that week and we chose a place at the paintball base. We came, settled... Well, and then there was a shit... there was a paintball pitch of 2 fortresses against each other. After 10 seconds from the start of the game, we 3x take off the grille, and through a 10x10 arc in the roof of the base!!!!! to
Ranger_Chack: Good luck to the guys.
Surovii_DEAD:Hunja, there on the site between the bases were gates with curtains with holes in it, there was sitting 2th of our so they all in a row soaked through the holes in this poster!!! to
Ranger_Chack: Well fuck and here you are lucky.
Surovii_DEAD: Do you know!As they later learned, this fucking Vanya, attached to the tree his old CPC and by no means joined with the new, like a webka!!! to
Ranger_Chack: The House!! to
Surovii_DEAD: And another, this Gandon wrapped the Scotch in his hand and ran away like a fucking Persian from Crysis!!We then divided this humorous man, leaving a mask and a scab and forced them to run across the territory of the complex, scabing him out of the marker.
So this creature dropped another mark from the stove and suddenly missed us all!!!! to
Ranger_Chack: HAHAHAHAHAH Rambo fucking fuck!!· ·
Surovii_DEAD:Humbo fucking, now even hz, he is a chatter or not, the second time he put us without a webky, naked and alone!

Today the physruck told us to go "he’s there, at the corner of the circle".

X: I’m offended by you. When we meet, I’ll put you in the ear. Then where you want.

The radio victory. The Leader:
So, I repeat our question: "the more they are, the less they weigh". And, dear radio listeners, please don’t send any more version of the "glist", this is the wrong answer...

Shram: I worked in a large telecommunications company. For the purposes of fire safety, in many rooms on the walls under the ceiling were installed special glass bottles with powder, which at high temperatures broke, dissolved this powder, which stopped burning.
And here, one colleague decided to take such a cloth for himself, so that in the country to tell, yes, for every case... In short, he took it, well, carried it by public transport, or more precisely - in the subway. He apparently did not know that the cane was under pressure) and at one point, it all happened with a very funny cotton burst, and the floor of the car "snowballs" stands stuck from the sudden winter in the beginning of the summer)) the man barely got away with light stars))

1st: Anya
Any: I am not Anya. I am loving.
1: And why any?
Any: Because any is any. I love you.

I didn’t believe that I was a luzer for a long time... until I cut off the sting!!! = = (

I went to Nostka today. She said she missed.
Ne1my: And what did you do?
Wanna: You won’t believe it. We cut the wallpaper and then I repaired the closet door:
Ne1my: Fuck, it was I broke the loop on the door yesterday while moving it.
Ne1my: And she also suddenly missed me yesterday.
Here is the fuck.
Fuck me, you and I are bears :(