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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №71338
 11.10.2012
What do you think of the person who downloaded and launched the "Driver for your printer"?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71337
 11.10.2012
10.10.2012 10:53:27 Inerren: words... and what, only I thought to write "jo" to the word "police"?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71336
 11.10.2012
This morning I realized that I was getting older: the blades began to get better and better.
Better to...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71335
 11.10.2012
X: Anyone can be revealed
Y: Oh, and open it too ;D

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71334
 11.10.2012
The all-absorbing Lenny
How lazy are the students. It is easier for him to spend half an hour of his turbulent student life scanning and recognizing the tenth copy of the already quite scratched quality of the text, editing, selecting the calligraphic font, color; to spend money on the printing of this work; the nerves and time of Sisadmin, who, in the opinion of the student, like a prostitute, for money with a single click of a button will embody all his wishes into reality... than, fool, just sit down and in 10 minutes free to rewrite this text manually!!! Have a conscience, guys.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71333
 11.10.2012
Per you are gay? You are 20 years old, you are beautiful, you have money, you live with a gorgeous girl in the same apartment, and you are crazy, virgin!!! Why hasn’t anyone lied yet?? to
(The mysterious voice) They are trying badly.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №71332
 11.10.2012
I sit in my room, cold, I don’t touch anyone. Mother is flying: "Daughter! Why did you put the heater on the carpet? You can’t read? It is written that it cannot be put on the carpet!" And the inscription "Do not cover"))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71331
 11.10.2012
Today in the office:
How long is it until the end of the world?
We do not know, we do not celebrate.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71330
 11.10.2012

Alina
You know the girls heavy creatures with their zones)))

Dmitry
It is easier than a transistor coil.

Alina
You are what

Dmitry
See here )

Dmitry
What do I need to sleep with you? Being Inriki Iglesias is simple. What do I need to change the direction of the current in the transistor coil? You know, it’s hard ;D

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71329
 11.10.2012
GRAFINA: There was just a fairy 3.14th at night in the vacuum!!! to
Olga: Weather, I will sit more comfortably... Let’s go, grass...
We were staying with Irina and Sania today. Do you remember that Irina is in her sixth month?
Olga is out. and?
Graffiti: Well, the evening has been great. They went for a walk, ate, drank cognac, went to bed.
I woke up at night because Irinka was crying.
Olga: Oh yeah?? to
I fly into the kitchen – I see him sitting, roaring, until he squeezes.
I: What happened to me???? to
She said: Sasha was drinking.
O.O and what? Do you like the smell? Let’s put him in the room. and separately.
She is no-e-e! He can’t sit down... he can’t.
I: Oh, you are so bad with us???? to
She is not eating!! I want to run the rails!! to
The railroad!! Fuck, she wanted to smell the rails!! Ordinary, fucking railways and railways!!!! to
Olga: :-D :-D :-D Daaaa... Pregnant are they...
Olga: “ROFL” has gone?
Countess: Yes of course. Truth is, I was looked at at the parking lot at half four in the morning as a crazy while I picked up the car... And the guard at the station burned us while this miracle walked the railway for 40 minutes “breathing fresh air,” and we and the guys were waiting for it...
OLGA: *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL*

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71328
 10.10.2012
The question!! Is there a ZUMA for Daltonists? Or I’m always losing.)

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71327
 10.10.2012
x: The Javist enters the dining room and says "Publick static fileal Borst borst new Borst, please."
y: balbes it, in this case the borst will be available to everyone, you need private

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71326
 10.10.2012
I had a mosquito... silently flying, not painfully biting and a ninja cock... I once saw him in the light of the monitor when he flew away from his hand.
I tried the shit of everything.
I catch him and bite him.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71325
 10.10.2012
The work provides:
Hi to you! Do you make posters?
Hi to you! No, we do not do.
How much does it cost?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71324
 10.10.2012
From Hubble, article: IBM supercomputer modeling the evolution of the universe
The comments:
xx: In two weeks I will start doing the same thing on the calculator. I will write the result as soon as I finish.
Yyy: Something suggests me that you will get the answer "42" :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71323
 10.10.2012
After 5 minutes, the SMS says: “That’s 5 minutes.
A minute ago I wanted something else.
I put on the phone, and now never at all. Have you understood?” exploded
Brain, then silence, then a smile
In the mouth and in the head.
A long-awaited blessing
I finally understood, I understood!
Yeshua is!“!”

Friend, if you understand yourself, explain to others who suffer with a similar situation!

[ + 7 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71322
 10.10.2012
Do you understand the laws of thermodynamics?

There are overdose of things that we don’t understand, but that doesn’t affect them :) Thermodynamics remains thermodynamics, and the kissing boys are pidarasses.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71321
 10.10.2012
I thought I should stop playing Warcraft.
alt:I said in turn "Faster, deadly!"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №71320
 10.10.2012
Officials suggested limiting the expenses of teenagers. The spending of minors aged 14 to 18 years is proposed to be limited to three subsistence minimum per month.

I offer a cure for stupidity.
and expensive. The guarantee
Discount Members

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71319
 10.10.2012
In the programming:
-Michael, do you agree that you need to use a whole type?
Yes Yes
Hope, do you agree that you need to return the result?
Yes Yes
I declare you an argument and a function. You can link!

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