Once on course 3, a pair of therapeutic dentistry ends, we begin to clean tools, seal. material, peroxide, alcohol, vaseline and so on.
And then the Prep without a backthink issued "Vazeline not clean away, it will be useful for you at 4 courses".

It was useless ?

Subscriber: I have a problem...I bought your USB modem...
Operator: I understand you, the situation is really not pleasant...

A couple of months ago, a neighbor-old man asked to find him on the Internet information about the car recycling program. I decided to get rid of the old Golf and at least once in my life to buy a new car, not a new car.

Yesterday I went — I watched him in his Kalina crawling in the garage. I ask: "Well, how is your laurel?"

He replies to me: "Seek on your internet, can you take your car back from recycling, and it's fucking to give up there?"

xxx: I got people "clean-me-comp-please" How to get rid of such?
Vow: put them Zver CD without antivirus, and even better - FreeBSD ^_^
zzz: ah, I put one such smart Slackware. What is Sysadmin at us >_<

The only thing that is good (Topol, Bulava) - and it is not for our ordinary people, for the Americans. and :-)

It was very tasty and tasty in an incomprehensible language.

The Goldfish
It is good to be a psychotherapist. But only good. A good psychotherapist looks at people around him and sees in everyone instead of heads aquariums with fish.
Who has scalary, who has cancer, even evil extraterrestrial creatures are caught - blind, but with teeth. A good therapist is very easy to distinguish from a bad one. The bad person will listen to you very carefully and say:
You do not need to shut up in yourself, but to walk more in the air, you have a hundred.
$40 I’ll be waiting for you on Wednesday.
A good one will solve your small problem today and now, but it will solve it forever, it will solve it and you will not have it for the rest of your life.
In the early 1990s, as a student, I frequently travelled from Peter to Lviv to visit my mom. Tickets were always taken only in the coupe and only on the lower shelf. The habits were quite medieval and I preferred to sleep on my suitcase. But I was pursued by the wreckage. An old grandmother came in and... it began:
“Son, let’s change the shelves, lie up.
As an educated person, I could not refuse. I will not say that I am afraid for my suitcase, otherwise its popularity will unmeritedly increase in the rating of our suitcases. I only have my mom’s gifts and spare jeans. He had to climb the second regiment and there to fight with his rich dream, worrying about his native suitcase, covered by a strange grandmother.
One day, a 70-year-old grandfather came in, very well dressed. At that time, it was immediately in the eye. My grandfather turned to me:
Young man, if you have enough nobility, give your grandfather your
The lower regiment.
– Enough with a lot of stock... (Where to go? The education...)
Grandfather thanked, we laid down the underwear, the neighbors fell asleep, and we talked quietly.
“Young man, I don’t want to stay in debt and I want to pay you back. I am
I help solve any human problems, let’s solve some.
of yours. What are your internal problems or complexes? No is
I am a very serious specialist in my field. My own
Patients are shown daily in the "Time" program.
I do not suffer either. (I’m still sorry that it’s gone.
I dropped the goldfish almost in vain.
Well, then I was lucky to meet a non-existent one.
The nature of the imaginary man. Imaginary people don’t sell tickets.
On the lower shelves, you still have problems. of logic?
Well...
Okay, I will guess myself.
My grandfather looked into my aquarium.
- Here you quickly, but obviously reluctantly gave up the lower regiment, while
It is not hard to get to the top. What is the matter?
I talked about the suitcase and good education.
How banal, I should have guessed. If you want, I will teach you how to sleep.
on the lower shelf and at the same time not to refuse the grandmother's request to change
The places...?
I want to, but is it so?
I will learn and will. You do not need to refuse the grandmother, but make it so that she
She abandoned your shelf and wanted another lower shelf, not yours.
How is it? Left and right are the same.
When she asks you to change, you say:
“You see, it’s not hard for me to change with you, I respect old age.
The fact is that when I took the ticket at the box office, the cashier said:
“Take 200 rubles from the top and I’ll catch your bottom shelf.” I agreed..." (the ticket is worth 1000) Now the grandmother won't want it.
It costs 200 rubles more. She will roar.
the cashier, the conductor, the railroad, anyone but not you. You are so
have spent. You are on the sidelines of the conflict and sleeping on your suitcase.
The Lower Regiment.”

My little problem was solved at once and for the rest of my life.
Grandfather added:
For the sake of justice, I must say that among your future grandmothers
There is one percentage of those who go into the bottle: take out 200 rubles and how
They will bow them on the table, calling you a speculator. with her to you.
Don’t beat her, but beat her with her weapon.
Say to:
- Grandma, you didn't understand, I bought the lower seat for 200 rubles, so what
Does it make sense to sell it to you for 200?
At least 1000, otherwise what is this speculation...?
........................................................
The golden fish can be met in the train, but you need to be ready for it... not because I... asked a fool for a lifetime lower regiment...

Medvedev: The state must do everything to ensure that talented young people do not leave Russia.
The Defence Minister took a hole.

XXX: My father is asking.
XXX: How many tablespoons do you have in tea?
xxx: I say - 2
XXX: Bringing the Tea
XXX and 2 cups.
XXX: Metal
XXX without sand

He said, “It’s not as good for you as for Straw.! to
She: Well, why can I take off the egg?
She: and you will talk a lot - and the second

I will give a gift to Peter.
Please indicate what it is from.
OOO "Tuesday"

She> the goal is - we need to celebrate Teacher's Day tomorrow
He> you will be in school shape and with a bandit and I will be a brutal teacher of physical education?
She> oooo...
She> I thought I was just drinking...

I have come up with a way to destroy America.
Oh oh how?
It is only necessary that everyone who flies there carries a few grams of plutonium / uranium, and when there is enough of it, we will blow it up, and so that the airport does not notice that you are carrying plutonium / uranium, we will hide it in lead socks.
Do you transport plutonium in lead socks? O_O
XH: Yes
Shut up...

Tygrik: The most offensive thing is when you think of yourself as shameless and shameless, and everyone around you thinks of you as shameless and shameless.

Kareem) (17:02:46 7/10/2010)
I go, meet a Chinese man, baseball on his cell phone, chatting there on his smile. Then he puts the phone in his pocket with the words, “Pidaras fucking.” Our man

What did your wedding do? ? Every girl, as soon as she begins to move on her own, puts on her head a cushion, a cushion or anything of this kind and depicts the bride))) it's in the genes)
The boys who put on their head a knot are called the Ku-Klux clan.

xhx: I listened was started pelvin jenereshn pi
xxx: I slept on the headset with the headphones I wake up at 3 o'clock at night I think who is fucking and doesn't get stuck)))

Tatiana: I read the wiki HD I didn’t think it could be so stunned.)

For a long time, the clitoris has been the subject of a lot of controversy. Realdo Colombo was a lecturer in surgery at the University of Padova, Italy. In 1559 he published the book De anatomica, in which he described “the place of admiration of women.” Colombo wrote, “...if it is permissible to name this organ discovered by me, it should be called the love or sweetness of Venus...” Colombo’s statement was criticized by his successor in Padua, Gabriel Falopio, who claimed that he was the first to discover the clitoris. Caspar Bartolin, a 17th-century anatomist, rejected both claims, arguing that the clitoris had been widely known to medical science since the 2nd century.

Men of HDD you are animal owners ))) in any case, we found it first, break it off )))

Anastasia :D

I took my girlfriend to work six months ago. in the marketing department. Since in the organization the principles are strict and “family” is not welcomed, then accordingly we are not familiar with each other.

The morning. and Tuesday. I sit in the office alone. My doll with square eyes, a flash, a folder and some mother.
-Imirek..., like you... Battkovich, save, the flash report was removed under the joyful whisper of the casper, and it is to be handed over in half an hour!!! to
– Olga..., like you... Motherland, please address the admin, this question is in his power.
I am sorry, I am sorry!! Do you want me to share a chocolate with you?! to
and Amen! Chocolate, we should have started.
I restore the file on the flash drive (I can, I just malware, otherwise I have all the bugs and still a hellish gap of employees of varying degrees of accusation, and I am in the status and profile is not appropriate, the chief engineer is still, the chief - shorter).
Angry whisper: - To whom you will tell what helped - such anal punishments will be arranged that you will not dream in the worst nightmare!
Glad: - Of course, thank you for the huge, half-chocolate from me! Running out of the office and blocking the door, down the whole corridor: -YES, YES, HE HELP ME! Everybody has heard? He helped me!! to
What will you do with her? The promise must be fulfilled...

YYYY :
Have you heard? Megaphone, Beeline, and MTS decided to unite, the emblem of the new company will become - a green bee with red eggs. and :-)

The xxx:
Where did you find it?
I heard this four years ago.

YYYY :
Just sent it.

The xxx:
The Russian Post?