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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71318
 10.10.2012
XXX is car. People are late for lectures and the lecturer does not allow them anymore. Then another late student comes in and begins to rub that he and a couple (!) The students helped the rector to drag some trees. Prepod allows for the first and last time to enter with such a scourge, well, and with him comes a crowd of 30 people...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №71317
 10.10.2012
Dima Kadyakov: the mine does not receive the registrar of Pamagite pajaust
Project Qip: Dima, unfortunately, QIP technical support is only available in Russian.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71316
 10.10.2012
XXX: It is great.
YYY: It is a pleasure to try for the good of responsibility.
YYY: The Sheep
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71315
 10.10.2012
xxx: I love my post
xxx: ordered two days ago from Moscow cheap flash for 32 gigas. Gave me a postal number to track through the Russian Post website. See: sent such a number from there, weight: 10 grams. Next line: delivered to another city, weight: 0 grams.
XXX: I feel, there is no longer a flash :(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №71314
 10.10.2012
scheme of our state.

Do we need to improve the work of the IMF? We will not register complex crimes and therefore increase disclosure.
Should the FSB work? We will announce everyone who receives funding from abroad by foreign agents.
Need to fight drugs? Recognize the drug food mac and anesthetic.
Do you have to fight drunk driving? Reduce the minimum permissible level of alcohol in the blood to 0 promile.
People are protesting? We will adopt a law according to which all protesters will be held accountable for any knockout.
Bad for the economy? We will hold a multi-million summit where we will tell everyone how well it is.
Sport in the ass? Winter Olympics in the summer resort. Let everyone see that we are doing well with the sport.
Do you hate the national leader? We will give him a victory in the election with a significant gap.
Officials’ crimes are visible to everyone. The law on slander and basman justice will help. Whatever they wreak.
Need to improve education? Let’s figure out our ratings so that our universities would be the first.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №71313
 10.10.2012
Vehicles for pedestrians.

The focus passes through the crossroads, the grandfather runs out directly under the car. Ford is slowing down. Grandfather approaches the car several times, throws on the hood, then lies under the bumper and waits. Gai is coming in.
The driver comes out, takes his grandfather's hair and begins to methodically damage his face, run mints and demand that the crime be stopped. The driver points his finger to the video recorder.
The phrase of our "defenders" killed:
Well, that’s you, good, we still need it.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №71312
 10.10.2012
The situation. Someone was killed at the entrance. A drunk fight, the man fell from the stairs, broke his head, a lot of blood. The body lies, no one is disturbed.
Two people are nervous and smoking. Here, a 17-year-old girl descends from the upper floors, she still does not see the crime site. The men are stressed, morally preparing to catch a creature that has collapsed. And she greets and carefully, calmly goes around the corpse, goes down further.
Everything was cleaned and the blood was washed. One night, one of the men meets the same girl and jokes:
Why have you fainted? Not at all scary?
She looked at him sadly and replied:
I would like to, but I was late to work.
Take care of women =)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71311
 10.10.2012
I saw a funny guy on the site today. His status was: “Who needs a cute boy with red hair and a skilled cook at the same time?”) )"
Ho and what?
I asked him what his profession was. He was offended.
You are a troll, fucking 😉

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71310
 10.10.2012

Number of Messages: 495
Well, the fact that Santa was depicted by the father subordinate to me immediately became clear.

The question is "Where do children come from?" was interesting.
When I was about 4 years old, I thought about going to my parents’ bedroom early Saturday morning with this question.
Well, what to say, the moment was chosen successfully - Mom told me about cabbage, and Dad about barley. But at the same time, they laughed so cheerfully that I immediately understood that strawberries and cabbage were associates of Santa Claus.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71309
 10.10.2012
Even on the first day of work, when I was asked to "fix" customs documents in Photoshop, I began to suspect something wrong...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71308
 10.10.2012
X: Will the bone go?
Zzzz: He says no
XXX: Does the wife not give anything?
Zzzz: Will she give him it or not, I don’t know. Driving is not allowed

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №71307
 10.10.2012
I go to the subway, next to the man guesses crossword, writes: "babbenton" (badminton). I started worrying about him – it won’t happen. And he wrote vertically: "eighty".

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71306
 10.10.2012
From the news on the website:

R-BOT 001 is a robot used to protect public order in Perm since June 2007. Developed by the Moscow company Laboratory of Three-Dimensional Vision. The robot is able to monitor the streets of the city, detect offenses and appeal to citizens with calls to comply with the law.

First comment under the article:

and his husband)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71305
 10.10.2012
xxx: fuck, today the whole reference listened to my record, as I explained to my grandmother what a tripper was when she asked me about Twitter)))

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №71304
 10.10.2012
Mishka (14:55:09 9/10/2012)
At work, a cat is watching a dead cat.
Hell Tick (14:57:04 9/10/2012)
:D
Hell Tick (14:57:06 9/10/2012)
LOL
Hell Tick (14:57:13 9/10/2012)
The journey is warmer
Hell Tick (14:57:23 9/10/2012)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mishka (14:58:50 9/10/2012)
This is the PSG!! She has been there for the second day.
Mishka (14:59:23 9/10/2012)
He’s been on the grass all morning.)
Hell Tick (14:59:24 9/10/2012)
You can’t tell your heart :D
Mishka (14:59:36 9/10/2012)
and ROFL

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71303
 10.10.2012
XXX is a woman! Hurry up to the kitchen and make a bowl! and obey us men 😉
yyy: Well-well, I am a laptop from the kitchen, all the orders are observed) And you killed me Borsch and brought him home to cook it???? to
XXX: I will go hunting on the boards))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71302
 10.10.2012
Well, man is the crown of nature!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY The Turner.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71301
 10.10.2012
xxx: Today, two 7-year-old boys were wearing on the street, one of them falls and begins to sneeze. The second begins to calm him, there is a dialogue:
Don’t cry, it will survive before the wedding.
When will we get married!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71300
 10.10.2012
from Twitter.
Congratulations on the Birthday in the Pondinkoff style: "Afftar, burn! Cheers to you!"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №71299
 10.10.2012
Teachers want to be tested for tendencies to pedophilia.

One of the comments:

I suggest to check:
Tagged with zoophilia
pathologists for necrophilia
Assenizers for coprofil
Hospitals for Gerontophilia
Police are inclined to BDSM.

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