XXX is
I crashed someone’s car yesterday.

XXX is
Oral, that if I marked her, she is now mine.
c) Ctulkhu(r)

XXX: Go to
You will always answer me no, and I will always answer you no.
YYYYYYYYYY
YYY: Will you give me?
xxx: yeah ?
YYY: very good
YYY: The game is over

Scuco, why is everything delicious either with bones or dohuya is worth :(...

At the expense of the purchase of Valve by Google, a long time, but agreed that all the models in the counter on the back will be written 'I will be lucky!'..

by 1111
What is the cheap metal from which a fireplace can be made?

by 2222
steel

by 1111
Very cheap.

by 2222
The gesture

by 1111
Yes is

by 2222
Metal, I say that.

by 1111
Okay well.

by 1111
I have not heard anything like that.

by 2222
What do you think is a bad bank?? to

A friend tells me about his girlfriend:

Nvr
She is modest and quiet.
Nvr
Only with the shit.
Extra Extra
This is not a fool, it is an idiot. ?
Nvr
:D

To the quote:
XXX: Fuck, the neighbor is playing pop again. You know there "and can just become bread. White white white white with sausage..."
XXX: Or here: "Take it to Maasla. To get to the hole..."
YYY: Max, is the shit over? When said p. will give?
XXX: Naviernaia... in the next lifetime, I will be a Kashka. On to on.
YYY: Okay, do you bring food to you? What will you be?
XXX: Aaaah... the sergents of the beautiful words of Pelmeeniya
YYY : I understand. of Pelmen. Everyone was running. Stay there, Max, I’ll be there soon!

In the Session, closer to five in the morning after learning the tickets for the exam, a friendly companion of the Matfakovs on the floor above, sang with the choir:
"Calbasaaaaaa... these are former horse horses".

and July:
Even the most foolish and unskillful minet is still better than, say, smell a beautiful rose... or see an unimaginable sunset. Listen to a happy child’s laughter.
I’m sure that even the best, the most penetrating poem will nevertheless be compared to a drunk, hot, explosive orgasm.
and July:
I would argue.
and Anya:
So I would argue.
and Anya:
It’s because we’re with you.)

Silver: How are you doing?
Junior : yeah, I have all the narcissists - I walk ?
silver :D Why?
Junior: Yeah, what a fucking drunk in the hospital-I walk all day like Jack Sparrow-the same snacks and habits of joke and movement))
Silver is beautiful!:D
And what matters, I will shake!
Junior : yeah, and here I was still sitting in a line to the doctor, I read the bas-citation "good mood is when the reference is dancing".I fucking died just...I was so blindly looked, but after that I thought that I was fucking in the office mistaken-in the psychiatrist type of me
Maybe they are right?:D
Junior : fucking, not excluded - at the end of the day, I was caught-checked eyes and dropped a whore, then you can't see it after a few hours and the eyes from the sun are terribly painful. so imagine the picture - I'm going to blatant means to stop, the walk of Jack the spider, I push the whore from the tower and close my eyes from the sun, so. It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
Junior: the entire stop was lying, who was younger
silver : :-D :-D :-D :-D
You are burning! ?
Junior : fuck-te funny-mol that nihua hasn't seen (I'm still sitting in the glasses), so I'm still hearing the rubbish joke))
silver : I would like to be in the arsenal nearby, but not to help, but so-shake :D
You are a bitch ?

He: I love you.
She and I)
I want to go to Pop...
She: Go

The couple is over, I go home.
What to do Bush?
Find out where the cat is
0 O O

Wikipedia is:
He started reading when he was still walking in diapers at the age of eight.

We have mysterious clients... JSC "Instrumentation Factory "Vibrator")))))
Destroy the whole department!

I know who works in Google.
try translate the word iGoogle from English to Russian using translate.google.com
It really is O_O.

and greetings
“Hello Emma.
Has something happened, sweetheart?
Do you remember what you wrote to me yesterday?
[it is]?? to
As if this is:
Do you die alone!!!! to
In the woods!!! Fuck it with the bear!!!! to
Let’s put your feet in your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to
You don’t know how bad you will be without me!!!! to
and UPS

An eleventh-grade student shot eight times in the head of a classmate who refused to meet him. The girl survived.

Sometimes being a blonde is not so bad.

iddqd_tuna: Why did Obama defeat McCain in the debate? He just doesn’t get red when he’s lying.

Caroche in a documentary about the Large Addrone Collider
by the grace of this structure we can find the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in general" I suspect the answer will be 42 : )

Good morning, give me a password in 1C.
Did you have an admin?
User is not
by admin, name
user.........w
You are not in 1C at all.
User is not? I work here, right?
Did you send an application to admin?
User is not
The name of the computer?
It's like a system unit to watch or Siemens here on the monitor
admin What are your rights?
What does user mean?
Admin, who are you working for?
The user cashier
by admin OK
User Manager
Admin as well.
User Manager of Cash
admin theoretically I understood what you need, but fucking sad to half
User is your job.
admin... well and went to the ass,how to make an official application you in life do not think, fell stupid, work on the accounts

I get a translation of "seem to realize"....he gives me a translation: "seem, understand"...