"S"
"Osteopathy Kharkov wants to add you to friends"
Are you really a human?
and exactly.
Do your kids have osteopaths?
–...

Do you need anything from Amway?
YYYY: Yes
XXX What?
YYY: The head of their leader. On the plate and with an apple in the mouth

discussion of the screen from the Third Heroes, in the thematic group in VK:

I wonder how many people played sword and magic here.
WOW: Alexander, I wonder how many of the people in Russia under the age of 40 who had a computer before 2005 did not play sword and magic? and ;)

Is there a sect worshipping the Big Bang?
and AGA. The Muslims...

And in our kitchen every morning witnesses of the devil gather and discuss the evening drop.

The Torrent Tracker. Movie Review: Did You Say Thank You?
Options of answers:
Yes – 25%
I'm a fool, you can't say thank you to fools - 75%

Kylak: Nihua soup: Boil 2 liters of water and add any amount of Nihua.
Just7amazing: reminds the recipe for boiling water
Tigerart is not true. Nihua is not added to the boil.

From the painter:

by georg_pik
The main thing is not to be mistaken and not to give instead of Tolstoy the Dark Allies of Bunin. If schoolchildren were to think about watching other stories, other than those that take place in school, they would read them by the whole class.

Dmitry Dryganov:
In the Dark Allies, the average porn studio can work for a year without a screenwriter.

Comments in the distribution of the film "Unstoppable 2" on the track to rumors about the third part.

XXX: And the Unstoppable 10 will be. In the wheels.
YYY: Yes, only the restraint they will already have in their pants

He is "scientist" What about higher abstinence?! to

Teacher: Lena, do you agree with what is written on the board?
Lena 1: Yes, I agree with you.
Teacher: The other Lena, her neighbor, do you agree with what is written on the board?
Lena2: Yes, I agree with you.

This is a ceremony of marriage with macroeconomics.

Fw: I can't connect to the base server
Everything is under control, no one can.

xxx.blin... saw in the movie cake wanted cake, saw pizza wanted pizza)

Look at porn.

XXX There is no food.

The Ministry of Health wants to raise the excise duty on tobacco 11 times. The average price of a pack of cigarettes at the same time will increase to 145 rubles. What about you, smokers?

Yyy: It is better to let the price of alcohol increase 11 times. I have never heard that a person who smoked half a pack of cigarettes then struck his smoking partner with a tail. And I never heard that a man who smoked three cigarettes and then sat behind the wheel would kill three people to death.

Sometimes, encountering women’s forums and seeing what nonsense they are writing there, I hear a grandmother’s thrill in real, looking at glamorous ladies, pink things not in place, etc. I am very ashamed of my gender.

>>> - at 23 years think that the breasts will still grow - the top of optimism))

On top of naivety to think that she will forever be the same size as at 23! As he grows up. First after birth, and then with inevitable weight gain with age.

Ndr: When I was still in school and there were no phones to do anything at a boring class, we came up with an interesting game called “Warlords.”
Both participants sit for one piece, put their hands on it, loosening their elbows to the sides. Then they try to clash with each other from the batch, use the elbows for this and thus "draw" a place behind the batch. The teacher who is thrown out of class loses.)

In case of a break with the end of the world, I propose to postpone the Day of the Fool to December 21st!

xxx: Do you know that my mother's wife-wife has all the accountants?
YYY: Now yes and now?
XXX: I’m going to the dining table today. I’m sitting in the reception, yes.
XXX: I am going to go. And suddenly a voice from behind: Girl, I'm sorry, you're not from accounting?
yyy: ahahah this is fate
XXX: I thought so too. Then, when he answered, he asked why he did so.
xxx: and she said the murderous: Yes, you are a straight outlet accountant.

1 (the girl, declares): "I gave your opinion, and my reproductive organ was the axis..."
2 (interested): Well, well, well, here is more detailed! What kind of reproductive organ is it?
3 (does not know physics): It is known which; at least the magnetic axis must be there.
1 (inspired): Do you imagine the rotation of the galaxy in a spiral? In the center is a black hole.
(Everyone is presented on their own):
Understand what will happen in the Apocalypse.
2: yes, now the phrase "nuclear fucking" has become somewhat closer to meaning