link: in Google I pick the word "name" and it issues frequent queries, one of them: "name of a skinny who spoke a lot in 1917"

I had a cultural shock today.

I work as a bartender in Korea. There was a regular client. A small defensive glasses. Such all the touching, eyes to the floor, speaks barely. I regretted him so much. He wanted to pay more than he had. I did not take. I thought he was drunk, and in the morning he would be sorry. And today I suddenly find out that he is the owner of that bordell that is on the corner, that his uncle is fabulously rich. And I went every day not because I fell in love, but because I wanted to get me to work. Type of Russian strawberries for especially grown-ups

I read in the newspaper on space dogs Ugolka and Veterka: "According to some data, Veterok before flight was generally known as Bdnook due to the respective powerful abilities of the body. The Soviet space dog did not wear such a name, and the nickname was sub-edited, although everyone knew that it was such a "window"... The dog in some way predetermined the fate of the Bulgarian cosmonaut Kakalov, who was allowed into space, but for every case was renamed Ivanov.

xxx: normal fucking... managers have lost the key from the window, can not get the client the mouse to look, run, shake. sent me already to break it with a stream... the customer so looked, said "give me".. and gets a universal key-off for the vitrines.. opened... we on him: "O_o"... he:"hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My friend works in a translation agency.

Two Nigerians have arrived
One Name: One Name
The Serpent:
Tagged: volga transneft
Tagged with: o_o
Category: by passport

From a pseudo-news website:

Witnesses claim that such a cooling in Russia is observed for the first time in 1000 years

Will Tina Turner get married to Quentin Tarantino? She will be Tina Tarantino.

My girlfriend is pregnant, my stomach is big. Here she goes to the store and sees - such a student goes and rollton eats. And she’ll have him "You’ll be a rollton eating, a pulp like I’ll have", and slightly swallowed on the stomach.
The poor child drowned and the bag broke out.

<Volcara91> crazy, my girlfriend went to some pidaras named Daniel
<D-2012> Do you live in New Jersey?
<Volcara91> Yes, and what?
<D 2012> No, nothing Is her name Veronica?
<Spring91> Pineapple Pineapple

GremL1N: Today I will fight with the Turkish wire
GremL1N: button "cancellation" = "ipal" :)
kiper: "are you sure you want to format a C: disk?"
kiper:"neyeyeyeyeyeyeyee, I’m ipal!"
GremL1N :D

This story happened to me during the years of studying at the university with a military inclination (there were uniforms, barracks, military commanders). I got to live in one cubic with a guy named Sasha. Sasha was a radio amateur with an internship, constantly paying, crafting, collecting. His entire cell was wrapped with wires, details of mechanisms, etc. Even Sasha had the flag of the Republic of Mozambique, which depicts crossed socha and kalash on the backdrop of the book. We have appointed a new commander of the company (officer of the Navy). On the day of my duty in the company, he decided to arrange a cushion of cubicles. We go with him, looking for a citizen, other prohibitions. Now it is our turn to Sasha Kubrick. He goes in, his gaze falls on the flag hanging on the wall, his eyes become O_o (Kalash... the book... the events of September 11 not so long ago...) "Ep your foot! I explain that this is the flag of Mozambique, just an element of the decor. I felt suspicious, but I believed. After that, he opens a sashina tube from which the alarm drops out, a large piece of plaster (what he wanted to glue there), a wire, a boiler and a bunch of radio details. The eyes of the commander at last O_O, moving to the scream: "This is your mother, whose!!!? and Ivanova. Hurry up to me this hero’s underpinning!! I can’t, he’s fired. Find a neighbor to me!! This is the court!! - I'm his neighbor." He looks at me with his blinking eyes for 10 seconds, turns out and pulls something under his nose. He did not come to us any more! Sasha is called a terrorist.

1: The hot paiŕs programming. What could be better :)
Better only if the partner is a girl :)
There is a danger that then the work may go to the backdrop.
4: There is hope

That was 10 years ago, at the time of college. I was riding a city bus "Ikarus" (harmony). The bus is stopping. The driver goes out to look at the front right wheel. A very drunk man, turning about through the middle of the bus screams to the direction of the driver's cabin: "Boss, stand, don't touch, there is some mess under the wheels." The reaction was instantaneous.)

What do we have for breakfast, Berrymore?
The wolf, sir!! to
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Friends are looking for an alternative to the moms.

I especially liked when one in my hearts shouted: Yes, chewed cake, fucking...

4 Japanese kilometers: And I was in the subway somehow, and in the wagon came the conductor-controller bus, the most real - with a beige and in an acid vest. So a couple of boys immediately crashed from the place and ran out into the already closing doors. A bad habit, you can see right away. That’s what I do... I now know exactly who I’m wearing for Halloween:))))))))

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And now a humorous moment and a poem from Alisha.

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Does the hand hurt? C:\Porno -> Shift+Delete!

Girls, when thrown away by boys, often think, “Here I will be famous, he will see me one day on TV, will remember, and will cry bitterly, that such happiness missed.”
If this happens suddenly, the boy turns from the calf to a friend sitting next to the beer and says, "You see that calf? I have it ".

xxx: Hi, and can you do, for example, delete messages such as a user if his messages under the go 2 want to delete completely the wall and, for example, messages 2
0 is

YYY: For example, I didn’t understand anything.

I know why I need an iPhone.
xxx: Its owner finds a crowded place, pulls it out of his pocket, removes the lock, lays out a couple of menus, turns it off and puts it back into his pocket.
No more why, chick.