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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54616
 09.10.2011
I realized that giving flowers is cool.)
Did anyone give you a romance?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54615
 09.10.2011
The Russian dispute:
Part 1: The Argument
Part II: The Argument
Part 1: The Argument
Conversation 2: The Argument
I am your mother fucking fool.
You are a creature, I will count you!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54614
 09.10.2011
Case of Logic
The teacher is a young girl who sits and fills. Students are sitting and writing. All as usual. Here, three drunk bodies enter the cabinet and put on the teacher's table a bottle of champagne and a box of "Raffaello".
The teacher asks, “Do you want me to take this and give you an account?”
One of the students withstood a short pause: - Logically.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54613
 08.10.2011
fantasy, stalkers, anomalies, zone... Shhas personally heard at the train station – the bus follows to the d.Ukrainka through Kudryayevka at the availability of the road.

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54612
 08.10.2011
dj_koRRy: We brought our first cat to adults from the boiler shop, from the factory. He was the only cat who was not afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №54611
 08.10.2011
I love our translators.
I read my daughter’s book: “Sorry, but Tom has to go. Tom has a large farm. At home he is waiting for his wife."(Punction saved)
I could not read further.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54610
 08.10.2011
95% of the population:

Why hasn’t mankind ever guessed how to make apples into low-alcoholic drinks like wine?
Chel, if wine is made from grapes, the equivalent product from apples should be called apple.! to

There is only one word: Siddhartha.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №54609
 08.10.2011
Q: Do you go back to school? I was in the bus yesterday, there was a guy standing there, and at the moment of the bus turning, I grabbed the order and ripped off my legs from the floor, well, it turns out that he was on the sides like a pendulum, on turns. Everyone is watching, smiling, and I am sitting down and putting up the forces that act on him to fuck!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54608
 08.10.2011
Googled again.

Question: Do your kids wear shoes at home? My sister, from morning to evening, cries to her son – put on shoes! Wear the shoes!

Answer: And he laughs in his moustaches and continues to walk in dirty cracks naked.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №54607
 08.10.2011
I work as a psychologist. Today, a 16-year-old boy was brought to the reception, who, according to his parents, "sits in this computer all the days."
We talk. It turned out that the boy was so passionate about playing Starcraft. I ask the self-assessment question: "What achievement do you consider to be the highest". The answer killed.
I once fucked a dog.
and???? to
With a marinade!! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №54606
 08.10.2011
Recently I heard a fairy conversation of her girlfriend with her mother:
Mom, I fell on my foot.
Mother in horror:
The new one???! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54605
 08.10.2011
My friend sells paintings. One of them was dark: a full moon, a lonely tree without leaves, a background so black-violet. A terrible spectacle.
Three emo... Looking for a long...
One says: "Beauty!!!and "
The second is "Yes! You look at it and you want to live!"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54604
 08.10.2011
In the courtyard there are several iron frames parallel to each other. Half a hundred vortices from all over the district took care of them, and now Bibisi can make films about vortices in our yard. The birds do everything they can. on the frame you can already hang the tablets: a bathing machine, a dryer, a chatter, a rocker, a rocker, a bedroom, a barbecue, and, of course, a bordel.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54603
 08.10.2011
Comment on a single color printer on the website of one network of computer stores:

I have one. In general, the printer is for printing colored documents, torpedo boat schemes and advertising of glucose mushrooms. For printing money is categorically not suitable, the photos on it are as if a person was photographed early in the morning, after the evening taking a good dose of alcohol and a sleepy night in the waterland.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54602
 08.10.2011
A young girl is sitting next to me, calling for a questioning.
- Hi, I am Masha Ivanova, portal "Bagnet". Say your media was created with the support of the state or with private capital funds?

He is listening. He puts the phone. On her face is written "How naked?".

It is an hour)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54601
 08.10.2011
In the morning, I sit down and drink coffee. I put the cup wrong, it begins to slowly fall onto the keyboard. Instant reaction: with the rear side of the palm, I knock the cup into the wall, it breaks and fills the coffee bag with a netbook. for what?! to

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54600
 08.10.2011
I know they may not even miss it, but if a miracle happens suddenly and someone sees it, I want those people to know that I really want everyone to have it all and they have nothing for it. You see then and something good will finally begin to happen in my life. I believe, I hope and I wait.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №54599
 08.10.2011
XXX: What’s going on with you? Why is it vanity?
YYY: We are back at the DS again
Tagged: no accountant
yyy: in short, speaking the usual language - 3 nubes went to the raid boss

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54598
 08.10.2011
About the opening of a new RU-OFF server Ragnarok Online

Ohhh: by the way, that friend came to me on the 5th, he fucking waited for the opening, until the hour was sitting, then I gave him a notebook, he woke up at night checked if they didn't start it.. when they wrote that they would open on the 3rd day of the 6th, he reminded me every 15 minutes of jumping before opening.. pulled a chair and ears to work to manch ))
His wife is forbidden to play at home.
Tagged with: facepalm
XHH: 37 years old
When he comes to me to spit, he tells his wife that he is on a business trip.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54597
 08.10.2011
My rabbit
Tagged: my cat
Tag: my sun
My girlfriend
My Red Bull
by O_O
Red Bull is shaking!: *

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