The Japanese hippies do not ask about the area, but "from which island are you?"

I went to work on one financial site, let me think I'll see what's going on there with the exchange rate.. and I'm waiting for the next record
The interbank is dead, Jim!
The implementation of the interbank trading process was stopped. This can be caused by the lack of ZVR or non-professionalism of the NBU. To continue, update the composition of the Verkhovna Rada and the Cabinet of Ministers or move to another country.
O_o admin such fun guys

Lying
You are a cute shit.
I gave you everything! power, wealth and women. I put you on your feet! Are you talking to me that way?! to

Zhenya
I forgot to add "the horse"

Lying
I gave you everything! power, wealth and women. I put you on your feet! Do you talk to me like that, horse?! to

xxx: On the guillotines of Russian production in general in a clever way. To cut, you need to place your hand on the sides and press two buttons at the same time and then press the pedal with your foot. An accident is impossible.
What is the head for?
XXX: There the hands are strongly spread, the head does not fall. I have checked :)

From where is, went and took the name "Kyivskaya Rus":

At a time when the Russian historical science periodized the past of Russia, Russian historian Sergey Soloviev (1820-1879) divided the past of Russia into several stages. He divided it, based on the location of the capital of the State. Rus of Kiev, Rus of Vladimir, Rus of Moscow, Russia of St. Petersburg. This is where the education "Kyivskaya Rus" came from. Although we will emphasize that this is a conditional name, introduced by historians, and it never existed in our past reality.

Here is so.

The girl shouts at the puppy:
“Mom, let me buy it for my money, please.
My daughter has a cat! to eat!
I will talk to her.

Oil is cheaper - gasoline is more expensive, ruble is cheaper!
W W W W W W W? ! to

How I understand you...

Fuchs just happened. I work as a driver, I sit for lunch, and behind the back of the girls are chopped. I decided to look at them. I look in the mirror, but there is no mirror. A bit of hysteria has not begun... It’s time for vacation.

I go to the store near the house, at the crossroads I turn...and here "tile", such in a red circle...think in the halo: "you where? There is also a brick, there can not be." It became like digged. A few seconds of confusion: "No, it’s okay, I’m walking"

K.HWhat should you do if you have a hot potato in your suitcase?
You reminded me of a cult from a distant youth.
The matter was in nature, there was a conflict with the brother-fighting. I am not small, but with such a closet sparring is not an option for me.
As a result, wrapping his hand with a cloth, he grabbed the coal from the mangal and threw him wherever he would get - behind the shirt, under the cloth, in the pants. I was able to throw it in, faster than it was to take it out, so I was still able to throw it out.
Flawless victory.

A friend’s husband decided to embarrass her, saying, how limited you are with me, you have no hobbies. What the wife did not confuse and gave out: "You know, sweet, I have dreamed of collecting diamonds all my life!" The man is now silent, the theme of hobby does not raise anymore.

Sberbank: What is dead cannot die.

The school psychiatrist was in charge. The Assembly. In particular, she that children with increased anxiety in the classroom are few - only 2 percent. Given that there are 21 people in the class, it’s really a little.

Comment on the video "How to quickly learn the borderline":

I remember at Priozerka in the traffic jamming, I hear in the rack: "Let’s get off the side, we went again!"
The answer is "Aga. Everyone was shouting at me, and they were shouting at me!" :)

YYY: Tomorrow I’m going to have it.
XXX is great)
Separate housing, now with inets, good work)
Only one is missing.
YYY: A good shit?
XXX: Well I actually meant the cat.
I think you see more)

to this:
The women! If you are interested in your husband’s opinion – listen to him, or don’t ask any shit!

If you married a fool, don’t complain.

I remembered. I wanted to somehow order a merch from the website of an American rock band. I selected everything, put it in the basket, entered the data and selected the country of delivery. I press to calculate the cost of the purchase with delivery, and the site officer says to me: "Unfortunately we can not deliver to this address. Please try changing your country of residence and repeat again". Since then I have tried...

Comments on Halloween celebrations in 2014:
What to wear in order to be original and not expensive to make yourself?
The costume of introduction. View the sketch in m/f "Baby and Carlos"

If someone suddenly finds the opportunity to destroy humanity in a moment or save his life - in no case let him read comments on YouTube!

"...which situation hit the Volga. The team ceded to "Solaris" in the departure match "West", after which, according to the club fans' page, the footballers were not allowed into their own club bus.In the end, only the administration and captain of the team Sergey Korovushkin went home in the bus, and all the others had to return to Tver by electric bus.

There is a lot in the Bible to read between the lines.
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If you understand what I mean.

Your trust has been feeding fraudsters for hundreds of years. And they also regularly organize wars, shaking horrors.
Drop the "Orthodox snipers" and think that in every century they found an interpretation on the basis of which the crowds went to kill. All with good purposes.