The girl comes to work...
HR: In what field are you an expert?
Girl: (thinkingly) in the Sverdlovsk...

93% of girls masturbate in the shower and the rest sing one song.
She: What one?
I mean, you are masturbating.

In Yekaterinburg, a pedestrian who fell under two cars escaped from the scene of the accident

XX: Buchenwald is all about you.
Is this beer?
xxx: yeah, run to the synagogue and go out "all around Buchenwald, guys!!and "

xxx:I want a hard disk with a volume of several yoptobytes
xxx: yotobytes
yyy: "yoptobytes- for real boys"

I have been drawn to a rookie, I react to each of them differently. And the previous admin did not listen to us until we acknowledge that we are Indians, he called us Indians...
She told me that... ))

If a cat refuses to eat pork, is it a Muslim?
Did he tell you so straight?
AMM is joking? He doesn’t tolerate talking to me.

YYYY
I didn’t even think you wanted me.

YYYY
So unexpectedly

XXX is
Fuck, I didn’t even notice.

YYYY
What?

XXX is
I want you

YYYY
Do you think the weather is rising?

X: I’ve got my skin squeezed as I remember how we kissed!
A: Yes at all!
X: No, it’s my window at work opened.

You know my golden dream.
2: well
1: let my girlfriend say to me - "let's fuck her!"

She is: Hi How is your nymph?
It is dynamite.
She says: Congratulations! And how she? I want details!
It is early to congratulate. Hit the second slang. It was a gloss.

Talk about religion in a forum.

Kalinin: In general, it is interesting...

1st The state is held by the sale of irreparable natural resources.
2nd In power is a Colonel of KGB with a swirling rattleship and swirling.
Three Do not say excessive words anywhere - they are called hork and dough in the mouth,
4 is Free media is on the Internet.
5 is The image of the country is scary.
6 is Average salary below the subsistence minimum in Europe and North America
7 is No university in the country is among the top 100 universities in the world.
8 is Over the past 20 years, 120,000 scientists have left the country.
9 is Science is funded out of hands.
10 is Community in the ass.
11 is Transportation is the same.
12 is There are a million rabbits in the country. feeding for 50 rubles a day,
Thirteen So many abandoned children with the same food in kindergartens,
14 is Approximately the same number of seniors in the old houses, with the same content,
15 is In several regions there is a sluggish war of terrorists with others.
16 is The main friends of the state: Gaddafi, Chavez and Morales,
17th Drug addiction in flight.
18 is Training in Peak,
19 is The system of reserves and national parks is almost not financed.
20 is The system of state archives and libraries is covered with mold.

And the most discussed topic is whether there is a God, and what poops have so eaten up.

Think about it, your mother! From here it is necessary to struggle – or to deal with power, but not with priests.

Natasha (21:27:11 5/10/2010)
Putin urges members of the government to quit smoking)))

leaf (21:28:05 5/10/2010)
They will run out of the garage.

Necromant Romantic: This was the situation yesterday. I am standing at a stop, not touching anyone. I find my uncle suits me. I asked, is there a fireplace? I turn my head negatively. He looks like the second young man at the stop: Is there a lighthouse? He: I am not smoking. And then I hear a voice from behind my back addressing a man: “Sasha, no one is smoking now. This is what girls should ask...

1 Bl@t' - it is not a worn word, but the sound with which we have the internet off in the office!! to
With the same sound, the light is turned off, the units end, the battery sits on the battery... but the money ends with the sound of 3.14dZ...

The beautiful brother :D
YYY: What is this time? ?
xxx: He was entrusted to change the blade on the scroll, he changed, the necklace was not fixed, and with the words:"Hey, you go, and cha boit if you press the cuckold" directed the new pope opel)))
I'm waiting for my dad xD

by Omicron_87
Read on the email article "15 most offensive computer games in human history"
The first comment:
It is shikaaaarno! We need to pump these games!

xxx(17:19:12 5/10/2010)
Somebody is burning like that. Overall, last week we put an ohuened laser color printer. And from it, the 115 page of excise duties on alcohol all the department is waiting for who will come.)))

If there were no death, everyone would suffer forever.

I read the story of the Negro and remembered from this series. My aunt told...
It was in Soviet times. My aunt studied at Tashkent University.
Then, in republics like Uzbekistan, there was a iron quota for admission to the institute. That is, indigenous students should be at least a certain percentage. However, in those years, the Usbeks did not rush to the universities. Many of them spoke poorly Russian. Therefore,ining the quota was problematic. The unhappy Aborigines were encouraged as they could and were delighted with everyone who consented to study. The exam was pure formality.
Now, actually, history... Someday in the first days of classes at the central entrance of the institute, next to the gas-water machines, there was a group of first-class students who had just arrived from near and distant Kishalk. A Negro comes out of the door. Usbeks did not see this miracle on television, because they did not see the TV themselves either. Reaction is predictable. Universal fun, ticking of fingers and comments in which the keywords are: "BLACK, BLACK, BLACK...." This Negro could not fail to notice such behavior. He quietly, with a sense of self-worth, approaches the machine, takes a snow-white towel out of his pocket, moisturizes it with soda without syrup and wipes out his neck with it.
The shirt was white as it was before. With this same cloth he wipes the neck of one of the fun Uzbeks. The snow-white shirt turned black.
Who of us is black? - said the Negro, handed the T-shirt to the Uzbek, and importantly departed.