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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36990
 06.10.2010
My grandmother still remembers the wireless stitches.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36989
 06.10.2010
It feels like a conspiracy is being built in the pot: “We, the pasta, need to stay together!”

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36988
 06.10.2010
My mother burned:
"The expression 'sick the worm' I understand in that sense that a person sat so little that even the worm died"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №36987
 06.10.2010
Pascal : I roll the movie "Piranha 3D" and it gives me a torrent file called "karasiki.torrent" =)))))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №36986
 06.10.2010
by Shtiben81
VIP, just today the wife and girlfriend were detained for moving in the wrong place and brought to the ROVD to find out the personalities in order to write a fine. People also work on foot. I'll put my wife in the ass so she doesn't go over in the wrong place.

The horror:
Shtiben81, the cleavage scratch his wife invented where she was. Give her an account.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36985
 06.10.2010
Love is when at the same time you want to read a girl a poem and fuck her on the window.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №36984
 06.10.2010
Heavier at the age of 40
On March 8, she didn’t get up, she had to give her a ring.
Yyyy - and I saved up ;)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №36983
 06.10.2010
I don't even know how to encourage a person whose 2TB screw burned =\

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36982
 06.10.2010
Comments from Rambler

Lužkov parades blue forbidden, Mitovl their club dismissed, Both were fired, Yes, some other two men suspicious of us rule, Strange all this,

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36981
 06.10.2010
From the announcement:
"Selling a school uniform for a girl of the Soviet period "

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36980
 06.10.2010
I live in the hell
Lolly: Oh that is true! I have half friends there.
Yes, our district is famous for its split...


[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36979
 06.10.2010
From the Women’s Forum:
Mom's girlfriend was treated by a doctor in her adulthood, then went to surgery.
Then I went to the doctor.
Everything was fine and I let her go for half a year.
after half a year, the control appearance she comes.. then yes.. and the doctor is somewhat unpleasant (and during the treatment almost became friends, communicated on receptions as girlfriends - aunt of the same age, a lot of common topics) and here everything is uncomplicated, unpleasant, not even asked, said as well-being, how it all goes.
In general, the responsible moment came, my mom’s friend fell on the chair in confusion.
approaches her with the tool gynecologist looks HERE)))))) and ahates: Irina Lvivna, and I did not immediately recognize you.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36978
 05.10.2010
Taken from forum nix Talk about piracy

Q: You are selling a car. You are its owner. You sell it at a clearly overpriced price. I am a potential buyer. I say: "Darling" You are "then take it from others". And I want this one. I steal it from you. Is this a normal phenomenon? Price is not an excuse for copyright infringement (read - theft).

ууу: A bit of a strange comparison: when selling a car, the seller concludes a contract with the buyer that the buyer actually gets the car on "use", including. receives it "as it is" without the right to independent repair, without the right to disassemble it into spare parts or see what is inside, with the right to wait. how long until the manufacturer releases a batch of missing parts, missing in the sold assembly, because of which the car either consumes excess gasoline, or does it go wrong where the user is trying to drive it?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36977
 05.10.2010
Sava: My Tanka is still realistic, not romantic. I’m in the car, playing the radio. Some song of the group "Tea in Two" about the bride and the wedding. The song begins like this: "And all doubts break with a thunder...", my own under the nose continues "If two stripes in the test."
You will not argue.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36976
 05.10.2010
How are today’s Siberian Cossacks different from other Cossacks?

Answered ataman Houthor Cool.
The color form. Siberian is red. Don’t have red too.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36975
 05.10.2010
XXX is
There is a deterrent factor
YYYY
Which? She has a husband and seven in the shops?
XXX is
and karma! she is a girl catastrophe... then her car breaks, then the wheel breaks, then the gasoline on the road ends, then there is no money, then what a shit... I listen to her calls, like a summary of the council form bureau in 41 years

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №36974
 05.10.2010
With KMP:
Help me, I am in panic. I did in the entrance passes a guy, and a neighbor passed by and wished a pleasant appetite!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36973
 05.10.2010
Tagged with>>>
What is the point of standing in the registry is a useless number. There are no bills, no doctors, no money for medicines. It is time to open the priest’s office in the clinic. I prayed and healed.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36972
 05.10.2010
If I were a sultan, I would be a sultan.
Dagor: That is obvious!
lucyxnyuu: Hi Captain! ^ ^ ^

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36971
 05.10.2010
“And I’m angry that my husband always brings a penis to my lips after sex (like a microphone) and says:
A few words about your work.c) “

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