The wife of her husband after the birth of the child:
I have postpartum depression.
M: Oh, and as far as I know you, since you were born

Somewhere I’ve seen an article saying that ecology is so damaged that if you instantly move a person from the 16th century to our time, he will suffocate in 15 minutes.
2: He has nothing to worry about. The robbers will shake him in a minute.

Mother(02:50:28 7/10/2011)
My beloved man was killed in the Lord of the Rings (
Puppy(02:50:40 7/10/2011)
whom?
Mama Stiffler (02:50:46 7/10/2011)
Borrell
Puppy(02:50:49 7/10/2011)
Do you know who will die and who will not?
Mother Stiffler (02:51:03 7/10/2011)
I saw him, and he was killed again.
Puppy (02:51:18 7/10/2011)
Turn it back and it will be killed again.

XHH: Your music is so heroic and low quality that even my slow internet plays it without stopping.

X: I won’t come to you today.
YYY : Why?( by
xxx: em... I didn’t think I should come up with "why"...

Why does the computer without the lineup print so accurately?? to
YYY: What is it??? What kind of ambulance?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX there as white paper, without lines and without cells))), and he writes precisely)))

How to answer the child?

Yesterday I was in the military committee, came to the calling commission (recognised as unfit for service) and watched this picture:
The door of the neighboring office is opened by a pinch and with wild matyugs to get out of there the recruiter, continuing to broadcast all three-storey mat, he breaks through a crowd of guys and asks the first one who gets caught.
In a month, a new bone will grow.
No O_O
And these dogs are growing!! (And makes a gesture to the office)

As it turned out later, health workers for the third time asked him for a certificate that he has no bone on his arm after the operation.
I thought a lot then, and would they recognize me badly?

The Flora:
I bought a photo paper from the company "Slavich" and realized that in vain I did it :o)))
The Flora:
"matte" in the presentation of the company "Slavich" - this is common.
Klyaks :
Well though matte, in the representation of "Slavich", it is not a sheet of paper with the inscription "huy" in the middle.

I: Did you ask my mother for permission?
Brother of UGU. 1024 to 768.

Soon the New Year’s tree will no longer be able to bear.

XXX: Do you speak to the police officer? I was riding with him when he was working... it was normal for you to say, “Sabziro, nine, zero, five, Keitan, Reiden.”

Margarita
What are you evil?

The Assol
I'm not a bad guy, yesterday I was a bad guy.

The Assol
Today I am no longer bad (I am already with wings)

XXX is fucking. Although the network is not, but I still reflectingly start Google every time.
XXX: It is like a painful shock. The brain cannot realize that there is no internet.

It’s probably offensive when your father’s best sperm is such a dumb man.

Q: Did we have sex tonight or not?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? to
I just remember playing StarCraft and then I noticed that I was biting your ear.
xxx: I don't remember exactly what I dreamed of this (((
YYY: OMG O_O

xxx: Why when I’m riding a bicycle many people turn to me and say, “O God?” I am a little unhappy anymore.

by Neli4ka
The whole office laughed.
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we have July, an electrical engineer, calls the weakness department (there is the chief Sergey, he has 10 monitors under his command)
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Silence in the Office
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Julia is calling.
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and asks
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Serge, I need the data of all your cables in centimeters!
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She could not even say anything more.

History of Google Requests:
Pillow
Pilotly
The pilot photo
Pilot photo hat fucking military!!! to

I promised to be home at 7.
At 9 a.m., my mother calls and says, “You know, all three of my daughters are sick, one with flu, the other with laziness, and the last with dementia, guess which one of them are you?”
Difficult to answer...

Radiohead
Please write congratulations only in English. Happy Birthday Thom. You are awesome!!! to
Killed the comment:
S DEM ROZHDENIYA TOM!