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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №21873
 28.10.2009
A big quarrel with a girl is like Russian roulette, you wrongly guess the reason for her outrage is to be trouble.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21872
 28.10.2009
The lecture. Course "Operational Systems" The Lector:
"Well, in general, to be clearer - I will write on the assembly"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21871
 28.10.2009
Imagine, there is such a species - Walking Sows!
2 is cool.
In fact, they are already extinct...
2: Staying

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21870
 28.10.2009
The CMP just kills sometimes:
Today I entered our bedroom in a circular coat on a naked body. My husband was sitting on my back, completely naked. I thought he was waiting for me to have sex. I began to dress up playfully...then I saw that he was drawing a rodent on his penis and talking to him. KMP

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №21869
 28.10.2009
Local news is burning:
To the dog, who was wounded by 7 puppies, heart-healthy citizens threw up 10 puppies. The dog was lying in the pond for two days and refused to feed the puppies.

I would also get rid of that.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №21868
 28.10.2009
The Black Swan joined us.
HUN73: What are you doing?
[13:41:32] HUN73: Over the Flying
HUN73: with the head
[13:41:39] HUN73: not what you are
[13:41:42] HUN73: You will not get
[13:41:46] HUN73: the black crown
HUN73: I am not yours
The Black Swan has left us.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21867
 27.10.2009
XXX at the club Lena saw on Saturday
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
xxxx her
XXX and Tanya
YYYYYYYYYYYYY?
xxxx her
xxx and collar
XXX is also not.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21866
 27.10.2009
I noticed a pattern: the language layout changes only when you click on the language icon.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21865
 27.10.2009
Moscow, Proletarian Prospect 16 Corps 3 second entrance from the metro. On the second floor there is an access point. wpa-psk-tkip, passkey - lolkabla
Help each other if you need to.
Hopefully a pluss.

Z is. In general, it would be a good site with a search by addresses with a crazy net. Why not? Anyone who wants to share can do it.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21864
 27.10.2009
We are celebrating our 25th birthday:
Daddy
I have 18 in my shower.
Chorea
I am also 13 years old in a cold soul.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №21863
 27.10.2009
In the United States, the word "woman" was banned as an insulting hint of gender. Now they say "Vagino American".

( R )

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21862
 27.10.2009
The acting persons:
m a l a i 1 (M1) - 4 years
m a l a i 2 (M2) - 14 years
p o d r u i k a (p) - 20 years

I sit in a distant room, I hear the wild or horror of M1, and after a few seconds the wild rust of M2 and P. run there. M2 and P rye, sliding down the hole, M1 is not visible. I ask, Esau, what has happened.

P. decided to change clothes. There is, such, a topless (there is all in order) runs M1 and begins drawn type "And Yulka has breasts!" to which P reasonably replied that when M1 grows up, she will have the same!!! The baby had the prospect of having a breast!!! Went and escaped! I found it in the closet after 2 hours!! to

Rina

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №21861
 27.10.2009
Lecturer on Matan: Every cosinus in the shower is a sinus, but for this it must have a phase shift.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №21860
 27.10.2009
Lectures on the crisis, the beginning. Everyone greeted the teacher, sat down, quieted. In the audience there is a clear sound of something pulling in through the air.

Shortly thinking, the teacher asks, “What a strange sound, as if someone would say now, “Luke, I’m your father!”

P.S He was very respectful 8)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №21859
 27.10.2009
xxx (00:12:57 27/10/2009)
Drink milk, not what I did yesterday.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №21858
 27.10.2009
How few people are left who know that Morozko is not a weather, but a character of Russian folk tales.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21857
 27.10.2009
I saw a large advertisement in the city. On it, without any signs of intersection, is written: PRODUCTS FROM MECH NORKA BOBRA.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21856
 27.10.2009
Disputes between boys vs girls
It feels like girls are written by those who are younger. And the guys who meet them are about 25 years old or more. Hence and non-styling, because the girls write about their peers, who, in addition to appearance, really do not have much to do mostly, and respond to them already life-savvy boys.
How can you not be upset until you live to the clever guys?

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №21855
 27.10.2009
C of one women’s forum))
A mask for the face.
Take the cabbage cabbage. Put on a plate.
Drained with oil. Cabbage is eaten under a glass of vodka.
The face smiles and feels fresh.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21854
 27.10.2009
The name of the sausage "Doctor’s Fun" really scares me >_<

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