Lisenque: In company with the fucking day flies unnoticed.

I want a firearm and a cabaret.)
YYY : Why?
xxx: well imagine: I go home in the evening, private sector, dark, around the wilderness
xxx: and here come to me 2 bold guys, and one of them says "dry, let me smoke"
xxx: I stretch up the jacket, give out of the cabaret a trunk and one of them fucking
xxx: they are in auhuye, type "boy, you are what"
xxx: I press on the smoke, out of the duck fire, and I say "smoke"
YYY: Ah, and then you hide it =))

Service in the army was not for nothing!! to
I was able to read the whole book :)))

The dream was: as if aliens arrived on their own planet and settled in the orbit of the sun not far from the earth. All governments in shock, consolidated and sent all the nuclear missiles there are. The aliens caught them on the flight, and they wrote, “Thank you for uranium and plutonium, send more!”
>_<

"Water flows from the Internet" - this is a very, very, very common provider bump, in which 100% of the cases are to blame the wrong-handed installers who threw the screw on the street (and usually also the cable for the internal HORIZONTAL laying on the street!And they didn’t fix it, but they threw it out (any cable, even external, needs to be carefully fixed, so that it doesn’t shake anywhere). Therefore, boldly call with a complaint to the provider, do not let everything go on its way, let them clean up quickly, so that they all hit with thunderstorms and multi-tasks flooded!!! to

To all the right and clear installers - respect, honor and blessing of the cable gods!

<mclaren> who is playing in what?
<bekk> volley
<mclaren> and I mean by grid
<bekk> in volleyball is hard without a grid))))

In my childhood, I dreamed of becoming a superhero... and, you know, my dream has come true – my laziness has developed so much that now every action is a feat for me!

Listen far too loud
X: Aphigenic Yannikuflya
x: lol ))) I meant psybreaks
X: Yannikuflya
X: the gesture
X: I will call my daughter so.

I brought a girl home with whom I recently met, had sex, after sex I hear a question
Are you with all the girls like that?
– No
And almost flew out the phrase WHAT YOU are asking all this!? to

Now he walked out of the universe, slipped, fell into dirt, broke his leg. He got up, cleaned his jacket, his pants, as he could, went. The jacket was dry, but the dirt of divorce still remained. Just one glamorous kiso said that I had a beautiful pattern on the jacket and asked what it was from the collection.

Today I met a literally encyclopedic example of the integration of cultures and languages, when the Japanese Seyu expressed gratitude with the word "senkju", which the Russian Dabber translated as "arigat".

c) akaAsbestt

XXX: How are you at work?
Yyy: Like in harem: you know exactly what to fuck, but you don’t know why!

Dear administrators and hosts of porn sites - please make each of your porn photographs already their unique number (letters + digits), which is inconvenient with one hand to rename 01.jpg to 01c.jpg, distracts.

Indy: Domestos kills all known species of bacteria, and the unknown keeps watching your ass from under the toilet!

How slowly... How slowly in the morning you don’t think your coffee flows out of the coffee machine into a cup... Never! Listen, never think: I will go as soon as I find socks.

On Sunday at the seminar dedicated to Kaspersky, the most active participants were distributed condoms in a brand packaging "from Kaspersky", type "best protection". Interestingly, who of the marketers thought about where they would go "product"? "In the shit of Kaspersky!", "Kaspersky on the shit!", "Ranny Kaspersky deceived Sisadmin!"... like the headlines of tomorrow’s newspapers...

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rumor, I did not have antivirus on the computer for about a month, and here I turn on the computer and as if contrasts were added, everything is bright shit)) what do you think of the virus? The monitor starts.

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First, check the brightness of the monitor. Second, stop the wood on the view and/or check the settings in the wood. Third, maybe, while you were not there, my mom took the cloth and wiped out the monitor?

He worked on the population census. I entered a house where three young men lived. I ask all the standard questions on the questionnaire, it comes to the list of residents:
Names of residents?
Dry, dry and dry.
I loudly laugh and ask:
to whom?
He barely caught the lily under a friendly explosion of the hook. It turns out that the boy has the name Boot.

Comments on the trailer of the film "Faster" (In localization "Faster than bullets")

Why "Faster than _ball_"
WOW: Because "Faster, h*li" sounds too obscene!

Oh, I am a fool!
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Oh you are shit!! to