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[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55636
 29.10.2011
He has a thought in contact on the wall.
During my stay in Peter, I stopped being surprised by many things. But the girl with a wheelchair, inside which a child rushing down the road on rolls from about 15 km / h made a lot to rethink :-)"
I imagined, I thought...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55635
 29.10.2011
I don’t want to live in a country where blue people are intolerant to homophobes!

[ + 63 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55634
 29.10.2011
XXX was so bad! :) in the broadcast "living wellOverhealthy". They stand four (Malysheva and three men) and Malysheva says - today we will talk about vaseline and its application. Those three guys rub their hands. :D

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55633
 29.10.2011
He is the first, dear.
She: Give up your favorite :*
He: Now I understand why we stand together...
She : Why?
Both of them are wrong-handed...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55632
 29.10.2011
Natalia is pregnant!
Oh well rally?! to
I guess it’s more vaginal...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55631
 29.10.2011

Akurochkin: Because our Great Ancestors lived, worked, suffered and perished... friends and fought... through tears and blood... day and night... openly and secretly... on the battlefield, in prisons, in scientific laboratories... forever, continuously, battling the beast.

nopy4uk: Kurochkin, I have seen many explanations in life, but these ancestors who have lived, suffered and died in scientific laboratories for centuries have overshadowed them all. is genius. Did you have white mice?

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55630
 29.10.2011
The courier threw the general and chief in the stupor. Giving them documents asks.
Where can I repair a tie?
The headmaster replies that there is a mirror beside the secretary. He nodded and said he needed another mirror.
The general and the chief in a stupor, what kind of mirror does he need if all the ladies are cheerful there and where is his tie hidden if he is in a sweater and a jacket? Five minutes later, the courier admitted he needed a toilet.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55629
 29.10.2011
Good for people who have young children or siblings. You can calmly and with dignity go to any cartoon, type "baby brought" :)

[ + 80 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55628
 29.10.2011
xxx: boys, walked with a girl and at the end of the bathroom accompanied her stood at the entrance wanted to kiss her but sneezed and my snake flew out on my cheek. Mine has another chance to see her, as you think. I liked it very much (
I think it’s a legendary success.
Zzz: Tell that in your tribe this is the highest form of sympathy.
Kkk: Well, at least I didn’t get rid of it.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55627
 29.10.2011
Pavel: Do you have a car?
Christians are there.
Will you give me it tonight?
Christine is lady. Why did you ask about the car?! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55626
 29.10.2011
Neighbors collect signatures "Against ants". Isn’t it too self-confident to try to destroy those who survived the dinosaurs?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55625
 29.10.2011
The term “bear service” now has a special political shade and a state scale.
Joseph of Egypt

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55624
 29.10.2011
The ethnographic expedition. The Iron Discipline. The first-eaters go in the evening to wash with the locals in the bathroom in order to establish contact. The leader is just forbidding them.), but with the following hint: return at 24.00, not to drink, and most importantly - will be local (will, will be!) When we ask about our girls, the answer should be clear: our girls are not filmed (that’s all we missed!) is
It is necessary to say that the guys did not return at midnight, but at 2 o'clock at night, pumped by the hospitality of the local sameon. joyfully that the contact with the local established, exhibits in the university museum
It will be immeasurable. And they that the locals were really interested (well, you looked like in the water!) Our girls, for which they were categorically declared (you have to comply with at least some orders of the bosses!“Our daughters are not alien, they are not alien, they are not alien. The response of the locals was simply shocked by the hospitality that remained in the depths: "Men, don't worry, we will fit your bodies!“”

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №55623
 29.10.2011
noticed? Advertising “Sweet Couple”
It has long since disappeared from TV screens.
You won’t see her in 12 years.)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55622
 29.10.2011
When I am at work, the phone is usually taken by my daughter (D), 14 years old. Once she said that we are called home every week by people from the dairy factory (Z), who were actually calling the store. Once they had a conversation.
A: Hello, this is a milk factory on order.
Q: Do you call the store?
A: Yes, but where did I get?
A: In the morse. Do not call anymore, otherwise customers are scared to call.
No calling for a month.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55621
 29.10.2011
If you think all men are goats, check whether you are stupid.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55620
 29.10.2011
The Rambler News.
Title: "Income from Russian deposits went on the rise"

The first comment:
Income from Russian deposits went on the rise.
Flight from Sheremetyevo.Flight Moscow-London.

[ + 58 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55619
 29.10.2011
A great way to dispose of excess alcohol-containing liquids for non-drinking teachers and their families:
Take two liters of cognac, add a tablespoon of Fairy "Sweet lemon". We put it all in a glass washer.
The glass washer on ethanol is much better than the isopropyl, which is now sold: it has a less sharp smell, does not form blurry divides on the glass, and the glass washer on cognac itself has a pleasant smell, even without odor. A freezing temperature of about -30 is sufficient for Moscow.

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55618
 29.10.2011
c group "Our Radio" from VKontakte:

Pavel Chuev 13:45:45, 28 October 2011
Oh, on the car Oka in the pond flew with a companion, beautifully so, from the breakout, and I always thought that the car drowns like in the movies, slowly, and no eye drowned instantly.

Igor Tarhanov 13:53:51, October 28, 2011
The eye is not shit.)

[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55617
 29.10.2011
I have teeth :(
XH: O_O
I went to the dentist and he said it was bad.
Fuck, I thought...

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