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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №10739
 05.10.2008
No matter what heights I reach, never build a monument to me.

I don’t want to stand in the middle of the square!

c) the step

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №10738
 05.10.2008
It was a story about a punk who tried not to think of himself as a

God...



And I’m also very sorry that these people who walk around apartments with questions about

Relationship with religion,

never publish at least part of those answers to their standard

The question. After all, I am more than sure, in 9 out of 10 cases they are sent, and sometimes

Very inventive...



Actually the history.

A long time ago, when the Mormons (they are such, characteristic, with white shirts,

Cravats and funny backpacks have just begun to appear.

the streets, and together with the rest of the Adventists and even with them, began to ask

The main question.

That day, I and Shurine were sitting with me and I was completely inventive.

I would even say, banally, they drank vodka. Simply so, without a reason.

And their purpose, as I remember, was only to get drunk. Sometimes happens

Because of the summer heat, they were dressed exclusively.

and fragmentary. Shurin was in a flowery family and a police fur. I am

Without a headdress, but in training.

Here is a bell at the door. I open, stand two, white shirts, cravates

And funny bags. I see, stunned, gambling from the upcoming discussion in

Their eyes blink, they see that there is no light. It really stands at the door.

a dark, half-clothed and heavily subdued man, and because of his shoulder

It looks like the second, also not in the smoking, and a haircut on the head. However,

They start to learn. Not very flexible in this regard.

I think I’ll scare you a little... I’ll take my neighbor with my left hand.

the tip of the tie, starting at the same time to swing the right... Shurin

(who, as it became clear, understood all this and decided to play) hangs

I have the words on my hand: "Stop, let’s question first! andquot;



In general, I had to go for another one, because when they remembered how

Those little boys with pale faces, carried down the stairs, we

We started to roar so much that the whole hole flew away from us. and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10737
 05.10.2008
Good advice!! to

If you had bought $1,000 of Delta Air Lines shares a year ago, now

Your package would cost $194, with Fanny May you would have left.

$2.50, and with AIG - less than $15. But if you bought a beer for $1,000,

If you drank it and handed it over to the aluminum banks, you would have $214 in cash.

Based on the above, a better investment recommendation now

It is: to buckle hard and give the tar...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10736
 05.10.2008
Svyat: Hello
AS_666: The Horses
Svyat: And I heard shit.
AS_666: You heard correctly, I was sealed simple.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10735
 05.10.2008
Buy electronics that are checked.
Tagged: on syrup

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10734
 05.10.2008
Evening.Family dinner in front of the TV, I click on the channels, next to eating pasta spouse (M) melancholy observes the change of pictures.Local channel, on the screen on the backdrop of a cheap studio appears the head of Gorono - a huge housewife with perhydrole curls, in a spotty-green balloon.
M (shakes sharply, stirring his finger toward the TV): WOW!
I : What?
M: Here is she!
I: Who is it?! to
M: That’s what she attacked me in Stalker yesterday!! to
The curtain.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10733
 05.10.2008
<MyWo.O> how did you get into the military?
<}{y> have been postponed until the next call...
<MyWO.O> it’s like 0o you already have to take in the army =)
I showed them what it meant to kill at the wall(( - when I was dressed for medical examination, taking off the shoes, I didn't stand up.. fell with my nose forward into the wall..... turned off.... I was told I slipped on the wall to the door in the corridor and fell out there to all the recruits with a bloody fuck xDDDD...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10732
 05.10.2008
Gray: Today, the comrade told me, his menta was stopped for the alleged passage of a meter left than he was supposed to drive, the meeting and deprivation for six months, he had to give a piece, the cheaper break was not possible, and agreed one-on-one with the menta in his car. When he came out, passing by the other three haishnikovs, he pretended to be talking on the phone, complaining loudly at the telephone -"Stop! Three things to do!" Then I watched them joyfully drag into the car to the first...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10731
 05.10.2008
XXX is
Listen to

XXX is
Did you go to the metro when there was a lot of people?

YYYY
was

XXX is
Listen to

XXX is
Have you ever had the desire to hit a man at the top of a long ladder so that everyone would fall down? As for dominoes?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10730
 05.10.2008
5 minutes ago I went to the kitchen, the light was lazy to turn on, so in the darkness stumbled on the cabbage cabbage (leaning at the exit in the hallway - from the garage brought), the march of falling the shovel stumbled on the door and eventually stumbled on the box with carrots... and here lying on the markup I think - it doesn't eat, I am not destined to die a boring and simple death.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10729
 04.10.2008
Nothing is so rejuvenating in the morning as an unnoticed doorstep.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10728
 04.10.2008
24888 (saved 2008-10-02 at 16:55)
If you read all the quotes of the Abyss, then in the end will show a cartoon

Fuck, I don’t think I’ll buy that stuff anymore, you won’t wait :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10727
 04.10.2008
I will never forget this inhumane powerless anger in the eyes of the grandmothers, looking at the student who was waiting for the bus, sitting on a newly bought, still strapped in polyethylene, chair))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10726
 04.10.2008
Is it really hard to download pirate music on the iPod?
Yyy: Yeah, he starts beating the current and calls the police.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10725
 04.10.2008
Snickers now even more nuts.
Soon it will be dumb nuts casinos :)

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10724
 04.10.2008
I read Bas and I know I’m almost happy. I have never encountered cops in my life, I don’t know what is WoW, I’m absolutely not concerned about the problems of the BAC, I don’t have a red mounting home, I’m not afraid of cracks, I only once called the tech support and then I was answered, I don’t know any classical blonde, the boss I’m not an idiot, there are no problems with sex, the girl goes to the internet once a year, and then on the job, the second Stalker I passed, without getting stuck on all the bugs, I’m absolutely happy to close 2*2 or no, I don’t see anything interesting in the anime, I don’t know what is FreeBSD and KDE2, and Linux has never been interested. I am happy. Almost almost. I know what lineage is.

P.S If I see this quote on Bach, it will have no impact on my life.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10723
 04.10.2008
Also, falling in love is when you want to close up porn when you think of her...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10722
 04.10.2008
The rat climbed onto the ceiling of the cage, hanged on the front legs and began to crack! The Ipanucci...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10721
 04.10.2008
YYYY
My mother taught me to drive!I was engaged in sporting dances for 6 years, I went to Turkey, Bulgaria, Italy, the Grand Prix was everywhere!Then I went to tennis for 2 years, now everything, I am preparing for admission.

XXX is
I am a loader.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10720
 04.10.2008
People, maybe I’m an idiot, but I don’t understand this blondism of the books from the series “Stalker”... what is Kalugin, Orehov and Stepanov??? There are struggle officers! What is the "book on the book"???!!! to

Bun_shee

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