On the radio that it was exactly at 2 p.m. to turn the clock exactly to the time back. This night for programmers lasted forever.

I sit in the office and look at the picture. Blonde and system administrator. The dialogue:

Blondi: Yesterday I applied for a computer profile to be issued to me with a password and secretary rights.
Admin: Yes, I have already got it. I will do it now (5 minutes)
Admin: Login "Yulushechka_Zaya"?
The Blonde: Yes! Password "nKjoz155q"
Admin: O_O' Girl, and you will not forget it?
Blondi: Well, I’ll forget the first password on the modem internet...

I dreamed of a dream as I twisted to the cat web interface. There you can place the box opposite the function "do not blame".

XXX is
How do I know my mother’s name and model?

YYYY
See the passport.

He: I finally pulled you to bed!!!! to
she: :-D need to remember the date - 3 October, time - 23:16
He is AHA. You are in my bed!!! to
She: I knock something in the skype window on your notebook))))))))))))))

From Twitter:
@IAmKarlson: onanism is like the wheel-de-mort, it cannot be spoken about, but it exists

[14:27] Stanislav: So here is confusion. I’m going home in a crowded bus, a couple of which passed dumb. Pity on all sides. I listen to music and try not to get nervous. Here I hear the right ear falls out, because what a grandmother's wire is stuck to the player. Well, I’ve already gotten short, I’ve gotten short. In one hand a backpack, the other I hold on the order. On the lighting, I sharply release the instructions and I begin to look for the headphone, I touch the wire, I pull, and the headphone is stuck by the dog, I pull stronger, it gets into my hand, I clamp it in my ear and tell that in different ears different music plays.
[14:28] Stanislav: Well, there is an Arab who hangs over me with sincere astonishment.
[14:29] Stanislav: From his point of view, everything is even more funny. It is worth some thick Russian, then you pull a headphone from your ear, insert it to yourself, and then watch you. I had to get a request to put that thread funny.

News of Sport. For "Spartak" for the first time in the season scored Russian(s) I figue from this country)))))

Dean: The tenderness in me is like a hamster of barley needles, of course, it is possible to stir it artificially, but then the hamster will die from this conclusion: I would rather remain a vicious and alive hamster than a dead underdog.

I eat blue salad. They eat like horses.
EvGenius: I feed the cat with blueberries. The cat is pleased.

Yaya: 1.14 gig - a lot, it will be a long...
Leave the computer on for the night.
Yaya: I can’t do that. Very little can happen...
WOW, maybe the network cable will break and the internet will flood the neighbors...

release of criminal news:"builders,who broke down the wall of a residential house, stating that it was intended"

XXX is a female orgasm. Was it the laser?
See also: UGU After the Matrix

A doctor in a private clinic: "And if infertility is not treated, it will be inherited from generation to generation!"

Danish
We are definitely better than men! ?

Polina
Without a doubt, Dan)))

– Germain
Of course, it’s better, therefore, guys and fuck you, not each other!!! to

My neighbor on the party masks his veil under a cough, and then we sit and cuddle from a cough. How to delicately write syrup from cough?

Dear drivers, before hammering, cutting and roaring on the roads, remember that a year in Russia buy 100 baseball beats and only 3 baseball balls.

xxx: I will soon have a brain cancer from mathan tasks
xxx: * cancer of the brain))
Yyy: the first phrase was more accurate.

The conversation of the husband and wife in the morning before the start of the working day (in the evening they made a change):
Mr Olya! Where are my socks?
In the closet on the lower shelf.
And the cowards?
There is a floor above.
Where is my shirt?
Y is. Fuck it! Can you do anything without me?! to
M is Yes!
H is what?
M is (with a silent voice and as if offended)

by Christina:
Good day

by Alexander:
I welcome.

by Christina:
I decided to meet Christina.

by Alexander:
is cool. I’m, as you’ve guessed, Vasily, but you can just call me Kolya.

Christina removed you from her list of friends.

Alexander: It is right, chao! XD is