Fuck, I knew this politeness would not lead to good! Today I caught myself in the thought that I was holding the door into a male toilet passing by a girl...

Dear Anna, it is light!

I appeal to you with the lowest prayer, for the evil has come to pass. The malignant printer in the office of Tomilino the Sixth went crazy and in his blindness stopped receiving the IP address prepared for him by the DHCP server. I fought with him in a fierce battle not on the stomach, but to death, but I could not recognize the nature of this severe illness. And as a temporary measure, I pulled him a USB cable into his fist, removing the one with the ATS.
Do not leave our operators with your mercy in these days of darkness, so that they may continue to carry their feat in the land of Russia. And they will not forget the heroic victories and will serve the service desk in the form laid down.

I say goodbye to Sim.
Your companion
and Alexis.

The overwhelming majority of us are suppressed by a vicious minority.

The Dembel Rain
The second hour I was jumping in the body, sitting on paper cement bags in the new Dembel parade.
We were four brutally deceived dumbels driving in an unknown direction.
Even in the morning, everything was so wonderful: we - the heroes of the sixth part of the land, descended from the mountain after the titanic "dembellic accord" (in a month and a half, we poured a billion thousand tons of concrete and built the secret object "X"), built near the headquarters, from joy and anticipation without touching the chromium boots of the earth...
In a moment, life turned.
The deputy chief of staff, a thin Georgian in a high SS suit, came out, called us four and said:
- Comrades soldiers, it will be necessary, so to say, for the good... and to
Keep a good memory of yourself.
Short work for half a day. I will feed you, don’t worry.
We were shy but reasonably opposed:
“Thank you, Comrade Colonel, but somehow without us. Do not be offended,
But our mothers will feed us no worse, and if you don’t mind, we’ll get it.
Our soldiers, travel documents and we will go home, and there you can see.
will be...
The Lieutenant Colonel whispered and his Georgian accent became even more noticeable:
Leave the speakers! You are still soldiers of the Soviet Army and I see,
What you dream of staying in part until the New Year! You do not deserve.
The first party. You do not deserve.
- How so... Comrade broke down... We were promised and we managed... We did...
The head of the headquarters changed anger for mercy.
Are you like children? Don’t go today, go tomorrow. 730 days
They waited, and here, because of the nonsense, the slugs were disbanded. So let’s go in.
Car, I am going to come.
From that moment on, we have become prisoners of war.

In the dark, without windows, without doors, I didn’t even want to talk. We felt like pearl hunters whose air was running out, it was very time to sail out, but the sea king caught us and said, "Wait, where do you hurry? to talk...”
Had it not been so sad, I would have roared over my comrades unfortunately, very ridiculously, in this dusty semi-darkness, they had big white pumps on their boots. I also looked stupidly in an absolutely square hat blushed with goutalin.
We arrived, loaded out near a huge two-storey house with a roof.
Lieutenant Colonel :
I know you’ve wrapped up your dining room there. So I bet.
Here is the roof, here is the shiffer, the tools I will give. You cover up faster.
Go home faster. Before you were working, old shiffer.
They crushed, and they could not put a new one, by the way, instead of home.
They went back to their mountains and will be fired only after a new one.
Year I promise. Let’s go faster to get to the rain. may
to start.
The first impulse was to fill him with a moustache, but this will not solve our problem, who needs the fugitive soldiers without documents who beat the deputy chief of staff of the brigade? Except for those who will catch us, chewing through all Georgia.
What is half day? His dominion was for a week of work. Just standing with the head up, it was already stupid, they tied from three stairs one lengthy and sadly dropped onto the roof.
They climbed up, it wasn’t easier, but go down to break our legs, why are we without his legs?
Suddenly we see on the only remaining old piece of the chip a pencil inscription:
Those who will come after us.
Brothers of Dembele!
We smelled this wound for three hours, but two days later, when the old shiffer
It was removed, assembled and exploded, this goat, stated that so far a new shiffer
Don’t worry, you won’t eat home.
We sent him to Her, unfortunately it was too late.
Men, be gentle, do not make him nicer! Just like Dembele.
It is inevitable!
Dembel from Bakuriani.
by DMB-87.
This message inspired us with the strength to fight, and in a moment we rushed to work with greed.
At the bottom I clung to the hooks of the shiffer, three of them lifted it up the stairs and fast but carefully grabbed it.
Our backs were wet, we didn’t want to eat or drink, only to have time to cover the roof until the rain and go to our mothers.
The Lieutenant Colonel could not be delighted with us, but he walked around and cried strictly from below:
Be careful, I’ll go in and check it out. Do not forget the rubber.
The Prelude! Whoever breaks the sheet of the code will be fired a day later, I’m not joking!
He did not climb, of course, he was not such an idiot to depend on three somewhat connected stairs, but we tried our best from dawn to dark.
In the middle of the day, of course, did not fit, but for four settled up (sleeping there on the roof, hiding up with shells and a cloth) When it was all over, the owner drove us wet and unwashed over the fence (seemingly, so that the spade was not finally wrapped up), five hours without lunch waiting for the car.
Return to Part.
After a long deal, the Lieutenant Colonel generously forgave us the shredded sheet of code that had fallen from the roof and broken about my head, handed over documents, thanked us for the service and personally wished us a happy journey.
I smoked my last cigarette and got on the train.
As soon as they touched, the whole of Georgia was covered with wild rain!
We four had tears from joy... we ran through the entire plateau wagon, hugged and said, “Rain!!! The rain boy!! to
Oh wow! It is rain!! We have succeeded!!”
The whole wagon was tense, waiting for the dumbels of the heavy road, watching how they descend the sum of a simple rain, whether it will still be.

P.S
Many years will pass and we all four will forget this rain sooner or later, but our chief of staff will not forget it for the rest of their days.
The whole new shiffer on his enormous house was carefully laid with a swing in the reverse (the upper sheets went under the lower...) In order to stay dry, the Lieutenant Colonel had to defeat gravity in his mandarine garden, but judging by his sensible face – no, will not win...

SMS from wife: “I washed the car”... husband, grabbing his head:
God, let it be “Y!”! to

Yesterday my employer sneezed.
I say to him: be healthy!
He: It’s not your business.

XX: Saratov is a grower of idiotism. Yesterday I passed the car exam at MREO. First the theory, then the theory, then practice. It comes out after the theory inspector: about who submitted the theory, you will find out tomorrow here after three, today it is not possible, the order is this. And now I will read the list of those who will now go with me to take the second stage, the practice. Rush is an idiot.

Vikusenok: Well you guys don’t understand this, I saw a beautiful man and my butterflies in my stomach are starting to blow!
Drozd: And you are the same that you are all babies so expressed, not from the first you hear this, you are cheating all there, you eat goats?

today, I was standing in the sorting room, in the gallery on a slide, my hand, here to the neighboring shell, the man approaches (looking young, there is no thirty-year-old), and there is a clever mechanism, you need to move your hand under the crane so that the water goes. And it is a man who persistently moved the crane there, the water does not go... I said he needs to move under the crane, he thanked me and said the phrase nowhere: I am a crazy electricist. I have been a fucker for fifteen years. I don’t understand this fucking technology. I need a pen, I need a RY-CHA-GI and a blade place to hit with a cuvaldoch. I fucked this system in the mouth." And it goes away without even drying the hands.

Two people on Skype:
[8:00:28] A novel by O_O
[8:00:41] Diman: similarly

George: Be cursed the day when I decided to work from the office on the home compass through the distance!
George: At work, you want to take off your shoes, turn on a movie and open a beer, and at home there is a constant feeling that another person, six colleagues, is mistaken in the room.

XXX: Damn you are not stupid
Sory, guys, I just haven’t slept for two days.
Nafig you then play in the wow now - go to bed
Yyy: Boy, I didn’t sleep because I played wave.

In a few centuries, I decided to go to bed early. Only the eyes began to close, the cat, who always sleeps with me, began to wander around the house, throwing away everything he could reach, and uterus swing. Tired of cuddling on him (I do not do hand-and-tapping), I sat down to wander around the net - I still don't sleep. Soon the sleeping sister looks into the door: “Why are you not sleeping again?” The time is the third hour!" I, angry: "Will this foul infection let me sleep!" I turn around... and I see the cat rolling in the bed, stretching the legs, and diligently pretending to sleep (but I see how he looks!)

I decided to drink a beer with a colleague a week after work at the parking lot. The next day I told a friend that yesterday I drank beer in the parking lot.
She: With whom? With the guards?
I: No, with a tanka
She is with the guard???! to
I: No, with the dog 😉
Three days later I see her status in aske : "Scandals. Show all that is hidden: the manager of a large company buffs on the parking lot with the dog Tanka"

You can love or not love the "apples". It is not important. But it is impossible not to pay tribute to the man whose genius understood to have created a world leader. Steve has left us. We remember.

I realized that walking with you two is more enjoyable than with your friends.
Don’t wait for your turn to say something.

Ryuk
In the army, it’s a shit.

Nero
How about Session?
Or worse?

Ryuk
Session of FIGN
He came and gave

Nero
You are in the army. :D

xxx: Shhas read in the tape that the U.S. Army is creating special units where gay people will serve. to warm.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY And the report from the site of the fighting will be about this: the tenth operational brigade named Elton John with a joyful gigantic journeyed through the main street of Kabul on new rainbow-colored dancers, amusing the sympathetic young Taliban who got on the way.

I sit in the kitchen and work. The son (a year and a half) walked around the couch around me, asked in the end a barrel, said “Thank you” and sat down with a serious look to roll her...three minutes passed...chucks...shurches...silence...looking, sitting, sitting on an empty fantic and shouting astonishedly: “Can’t be!”"

I have a wonderful brown circle. I always drink coffee at the office. I came here this morning and she disappeared. I was upset. It is offensive. Mom’s gift... then look... there’s some kind of bowl, suspiciously similar to mine... but the white... turned out to be a cleaner with pity and washed it with soda...