My father has a friend, an old metal worker. In the era of the transition from cassettes to CDs, he thought where to give a cassette and a rather large collection of heavy metal.
Father: Well, did you put it somewhere?
Friend: Yes, it was not easy to really break up... In the children’s home gave – let them be consecrated!

The unexpected way to make your little son eat was invented by the British Korean-born Andrew Tsai. The 10-month-old Benjamin oreth, is a hooligan and cleverly turns away from the spoon. But it is worth to turn on a hard rap at full volume, as the child calms down and in a state of complete tranquility allows himself to feed.
Only the sounds of this peculiar music diminish, this second begins to shout a young meloman. No food is being talked about. Strange is it not?
In kindergarten, music should also be included during lunch. Oil painting: 40 children sit with silent gaze under the haunting hard rap and eat. A new plot for the film about zombies: Once the bite ended before the song, and the children ate the teacher

Maslukhin: By the way, there is a similar situation. I recently gave my wife's relatives, retirement age, an old system. The problems started where they didn’t expect – a double click and sometimes a slight misunderstanding of how the mouse movement affects the cursor’s movement. Touching the touch screen would be easier. Technology is moving in the right direction.

mariroz2000: Yes, of course you are right. Only that is not easier.
The whole world is moving toward the deprivation of the main mass of the people. Soon the majority will reach such a degree of mental degeneration, and the technique will reach such a level that about 10% of people will work, think and manage.

pyJIoH: And most of all the European civilization was stolen by the merchant Fibonacci, when he introduced the Arabic numbers. After that, even a child began to cope with arithmetic operations.

The contact burns like always.
20 Things I Didn't Know at 20

1st The world wants you to remain stupid.
The dumber you are, the easier it is for you to sell products and services.

A portrait of Steve Jobs.

From the commentary on the Alien Invasion film:
Q: Why are aliens angry in almost all movies? I think that when there is any contact with extraterrestrial civilizations, they will give us a box of high-grade lilies for such films.

I was scared after jumping in the parachute only the first three days.
Have you been flying for so long?

December 20: premiere of the film "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"
December 21: the predicted end of the world

See "The Hobbit" and die
and c)

Re-read here once again all of Harry Potter, the question arose: why Harry and his friends could not come to the station earlier in all the years of study, so as not to look for a painfully free coupe?! to

@belokur: ice cream in Finnish will be jäätelötötterö. That is to say, hera is for me in Finland, not ice cream.

"Rhythm" is the most accurate definition of Katoff.

by Mark (23:39)
Why exactly Israel?
Do you have any acquaintances there?

D (23:40) :
There is family)

by Mk 23:41)
You are a Jew?

D (23:42) :
No is

D (23:42) :
You live in Kazakhstan.

Did you say anything?

by MK (23:42)
I said

D (23:42) :
This is a bad example =)

by MK (23:42)
The Fool)

You are definitely not a Jew.

D (23:42) :
Ahahahah )

xxx 07.10.12 00:40
Hi, let’s go virtually.
yyy 07.10.12 00:41
Give it
yyy 07.10.12 00:41
Started
xxx 07.10.12 00:41
One now
xxx 07.10.12 00:42
What clothes are you wearing now?
yyy 07.10.12 00:43
I have a helmet and a two-handed sword in my hands.
yyy 07.10.12 00:48
I erotically rub your head and put on my spire, proudly jump around the city with your head on the spire, you ended your existence, I am satisfied, I smoke with the dwarves clavier and dance with the elves the dance of victory.
yyy 07.10.12 00:50
Everything had to be old =)

Comments on the article "8 facts about asteroids":

...
Is it from them that the muscles grow? And how do they get them then?

<Petya_Bamper> Who are you studying for?
<Gelja.> jurisprudence))
<Petya_Bamper> and your husband or boyfriend?
<Gelja.> The Economist
<maliNka_> straight like Bonnie and Clyde))
<Petya_Bamper> one robs the people, and the other smears them

XXX: I don’t think I should make movies.
The mysteries of our planet. not yet
Prove that Nessie exists, or it’s just
This is a joke from the Middle Ages.
In the movie, they are already firmly convinced and try.
to convince us.
b412: Would you know for how many years I want to ask such a question to the heads of all religions?

XXX is all. I delivered the project! I have only two dreams!
YYY :?? to
XXX: The First Maybach
And the second one?
XXX: Punch in a bowl of flour and see how it flies :)

She: Now my mood is broken.
You eat a cookie.
It does not help.
What if there are two cookies?
Yes, at least a hundred
He says, “You are a wretch.
See also: Ham

From woman.ru :
"Is it true that cats have either a single or an uneven number of kittens always born?"

Of course it is true! ?

by REI

From Habr:
Hackers hacked a satellite and wrote bad words on the sky all night.

The situation: the girl explained to the guy that they can and will not meet again. The guy, in turn, listened carefully and clearly picked up arguments to convince the lady of the heart that their relationship could still make a profit. Unfortunately, he did not start his speech at all:
Is it because I am Balzac?
The woman answered quietly and firmly:
No, it’s because you’re a fool.