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[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71158
 07.10.2012
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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71157
 07.10.2012
You do not understand that! You have no eggs.
I have brains and breasts. I will always have eggs.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71156
 07.10.2012
Three years as I retired from the army, and I still don't understand why a bald soldier is scratched?? to

Shred the shirt and the door of the shell - so that the fur lies straight and uniform :R

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71155
 07.10.2012
Once in the garage looking for something, I accidentally saw a box from the signal "starline" - I open - there is a barrel, the second which. Oh, let me think I will take it with me, maybe anyone will need it, it can be written on any signal from this series. He threw me into a mess and forgot. A week has passed, today I go, in October is my former car, which I sold for a year and a half. And I remember that it was on her too (at the time) I put a starline with a car-start. I slowed down, got a slide - tried - a spark, opens)) I pick up the phone of the buyer (I think I will give it, it will be useful), and he drops and drops. Very busy to see.
I pulled it off the button, let it warm up. And he will go out of work (just lunch) and sit in the heat. No, he doesn’t take the phone!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71154
 07.10.2012
I was looking for a torrent that I didn't get - the sides left. Added a tracker on which there should be sides - 0 by phase. I think I should check out another combo. Maybe a dumb client doesn't cheer I do everything on a stationary... and here how speed stopped! and 40 megabits. I have never seen this in my life! And then, fucking, I looked at the yield on the note... at 40 megabits.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №71153
 07.10.2012
No, well, Russian language, of course, can be very cowardly and cowardly.
But, fucking, the design:"My rabbit, my cat, my fish is sweet, go eat, the crocodile crocodile" is overwhelming.
The cat agrees with me.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №71152
 07.10.2012
There is an opinion why the Japanese are ahead of the planet in the creation and development of new technologies (robots, computers, etc.)
I spent the weekend with my son. Together, they watched Japanese cartoons - anime about MEGO - schoolchildren, in which children are already straight from childhood are unbiasedly strong and can punish everything and everyone.
So if I had seen such cartoons from a young age, but Neherova would have been so upset to find out that I can't. (This is also the case with the child)
After watching the cartoons he goes out and with his friends tries to repeat what he saw there. Coming home with eyes full of disappointment, he sits down for the study of smart books and bubbles under his nose that when he grows up there will be a costume like Iron Man and will become stronger.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71151
 07.10.2012
In my opinion, Apple’s finest trolling was from Google, who named the first version of Android Apple Pie (Apple Pie).

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71150
 07.10.2012
My father told. I went by car from St. Petersburg to Moscow. At the exit from Gatchina at the intersection was equal to the car, black tinted nine, all in the latest fashion, on the rear side glass the inscription: "If life and reason are on your way, stay away from the torpedoes"... Half-road, he says, feverishly recalled where on the way should be the torpedoes.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71149
 07.10.2012
From the Kuwait website:
Ten years is a strange period. Someone feels, and did not notice, work, family... and who will turn from a 10-year-old boy into a 20-year-old man. And these men think that Masyanya is from childhood. :) Prikol.."

How right he is.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71148
 07.10.2012
No one knows how the series ended.
After he killed the latter and became immortal, the court sentenced him to life in prison for premeditated murder.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71147
 07.10.2012
From the news:
"In the Novgorod region, a spice processing plant is burning."
The smell is mm.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71146
 07.10.2012
Pianist: Forums, are you preparing for different kinds of shit? Do you have at least a monthly stockpile in your home? Do you own weapons? If you have HIM. Protection, or at least a simple anti-gas? Do you use a dosemeter? Do you have an autonomous lighting or something else?
Stalker_s: Always a bunch of porn magazines at hand. The rest is ruin.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №71145
 07.10.2012
I work in a bank. Like when clients when filling out the loan applications indicate in the column of the additional source of income "husband".

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71144
 07.10.2012
Root #
Rainbow Six Vegas 2 for PS3.
I accidentally bought this toy by mistake.
I don’t have a playstation 3 because I don’t need it.
Well, it’s a mistake, even the price at 1400r isn’t confusing for some reason.
It is unpacked on the shelf.
Anyone who needs, take it.

Senay
Luckily... I bought a ps3 from Bodun(((((so it lies now – the frog is pushing toys for one-and-a-half cats to buy.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71143
 07.10.2012
(About the vibrators)

I got a gift here... girls, no, I can’t use that!+

It is rubbery, black (comments will be removed), cold. How can you get excited and get something out of it??? I am a conservative! I am only excited by man and no other foreign objects invented by the scientific and technical progress of the 21st century, combined with the sounds they produce. Everything immediately falls from me.
The subject has found a scope of application. My cat loves him. In principle, he loves everything that cheers and vibrates. He likes when I dust him, he likes when I chew him as a vibrating massager, well, this subject also interested him incredibly. If you turn it on - all, my cat forever :)))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71142
 07.10.2012
Even in the most bold sense, the most important thing is the spare option.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №71141
 07.10.2012
First was a cat. Just Nathan's cat, who loved salty cucumbers. Later, the cow took another animal. A lovely palace. A good dog, slightly smaller than an elephant. I called Irene. A blend of street blush with Saint Bernard. The eyes of the naïve girl and fall about from the suitcase..Since Nathanya was also a street-found man, they felt in each other a soul mate, then quickly made friends and gathered an apartment gang. I have never seen such friendship and mutual revenue between a cat and a dog in my life..Since Kostika had his own separate one-room apartment and the absence of a faithful one, all the holidays, theatrical sessions and other walks were arranged with him. The times then were stagnant, there were no special delicacies... They were gathered in a fold, in general, who would buy something, then they were cooked and consumed... The most common dishes at the time were salad, silk under the shoe and fried chicken (the imported corns, which were then recognized as poisonous and stopped bringing from beyond the ocean) and cooked potatoes. Dick, behold, this naked tailed four-legged shark was doing this. A mixture of a bulldog with a rhinoceros took under the table, occupying almost all the table space and quietly grabbed there trying to accidentally not stumble the guests' legs, and WAS waiting! His best friend, with a charming whisper from a built-in whisper, walked on the knees of sitting guests, rubbing with his wool ears and periodically looking out of the bench to get a small piece of snack or simply, to explore the situation. Nathan never failed. When the little one understood that the client had already matured, relaxed, consumed a sufficient dose of diluted alcohol "Royal" (there was actually no choice) and received a shock chemical dose of pear "Zukko" or worse - the terrible black-morning "Yppi", it put the command to action. Nathania stopped at the "client" on his knees, pulled his mouth out of the scarf and explored the situation. If the circumstances were favourable, then Nathan, clearly arranged by the movement of his leg, smelled the desirable piece of a humanitarian envelope from the plate directly into Irken’s pre-set suitcase. After that, with homon, grochot and gamma, this cavalcad went to the kitchen, where their joint feast took place. If the evening was successful and there were many guests, Irken dragged the chicken under the gas plate and the gang went to the second "affair", demanding the continuation of the banquet. And at night from the kitchen was a filled and joyful whisper of honest predators.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71140
 07.10.2012
Over time, a man realizes that it is not he who has a mistress, but she has him.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71139
 07.10.2012
So, you have two phones: a smartphone and an unstoppable Nokia, one you knock, the other you call. It remains to be understood why.

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