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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36910
 04.10.2010
xxx what? I was walking under the table when you were already drinking beer!
Shit... Fuck...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №36909
 04.10.2010
Echos (23:53:06 2/10/2010)
Put the devil on your photo.
oniks334 (23:54:28 2/10/2010)
What a demon?
Echos (23:55:01 2/10/2010)
The face of an unknown man. Very similar to Satan.
oniks334 (23:55:23 2/10/2010)
This is my ex XD

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36908
 04.10.2010
The CIA secretly moves troops from Afghanistan to Pakistan.

Yes, it’s very biased.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №36907
 04.10.2010
He does not eat.
He is a fucker.
I have a monthly.)
He is: How? so
She is my smart girl.
She asks questions herself.
She also answers)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36906
 04.10.2010
Talk about Student Relationship
The xxx:
The first year has been fun.
The xxx:
There is to remember
The xxx:
Hard to remember.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36905
 03.10.2010
xxx: I once gathered all the skepticism and humor and specifically listened. I didn’t understand, but they gave me cookies.

YYY: I hope you didn’t go to the side of evil?

xxx: No, I didn’t know at the time that you should go to the side of evil when you give cookies. So I ate everything I gave and left.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №36904
 03.10.2010
We have a broken entrance.
On the clean green walls of the first floor (decorated with expensive plastic) are hanged, glued with a two-sided scotch, laminated A3 posters with the inscriptions "X$y", "Vasa m$ak" and so on. 10 for the whole floor. And in the elevator on a sterile floor lies a poster with a photo of the urine hole (also, of course, palminated).

The South Booth.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36903
 03.10.2010
You have a headquarters like in StarCraft?
Lexx: How is it?
Mishurov: flying, conducting space intelligence, can hold a nuclear missile
Lexx: No, we have a headquarters like in anecdotes about Rzhevsky. Someone is treacherous under the table and in the corners lie drunk gentlemen officers.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №36902
 03.10.2010
Announcement of Teacher's Day

XXX: The Cultural Day
We swim in the fountain. And we will cling to the passers with the question: "Did you study in school?"
XXX: Cut the Head
XXX: Broken by the hand
xxx: drink vodka from the globe and snack them
XXX is fun :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36901
 03.10.2010
I removed my computer today. What did you do?
Go to Nashville
Tagged: fucking

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36900
 03.10.2010
What kind of drunk man is he sitting in the entrance?
Don’t be afraid, my aunt Nadia.
and??? to
The repairman called...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №36899
 03.10.2010
from SMS correspondence
She: I finally arrived.
He: Of course, it's good that you got there, but I just seemed to have put you on the electric car.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36898
 03.10.2010
This is who?
The Burundi.
I did not know. It will be rich.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №36897
 03.10.2010
I don’t even take my mouth after six.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36896
 03.10.2010
I love our people...Only our advertisers can think of making a shield with the inscription "I give up to 10 times!!!" Smiling on all 32 faces of the blonde + phone number %. Give me a hand to this advertiser, I now have fun to go to work every time))

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №36895
 03.10.2010
I work in a cafe. The man comes in. See in the menu item "Fish in the clay" and is interested in the waitress (O):
Q: What kind of fish do you have?
In the clarity.
I know, what kind of fish?
In the clarity.
M: I’ve already understood what’s in the clear, and what’s the name of the fish?
A: (with the appearance of complete contempt for human stupidity) Fish in the clear.
Understanding that this can continue indefinitely, I come to help: "The Sea Language". The client cries relieved and goes back to the waitress.
Q: What about the harbor?
A: The cats

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36894
 03.10.2010
I was once fascinated by the advertisement of "some volume bodies leave pieces". I can assure my head for the truth of the slogan :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №36893
 03.10.2010
1: He is an exceptional man.
Do you know how the porn folder on the comp is called? "This is not my"

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №36892
 03.10.2010
God, please help me find a good guy. I don’t have a torrent rating, please raise it.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36891
 03.10.2010
The sectarians came. They say that God is not guilty.
I gave them half a cabbage.

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