I don’t understand why not take two normal employees for the same money instead of three fools.
Gpd: Well, you have two normal employees. One suddenly got sick, for example, or the subway broke, or went on vacation. The working capacity of the department immediately drops by half. And if one of the three fools does not come, and the dog with him, we do not lose anything.

A little about man’s logic. Accidentally, I found my husband’s folder on the flash. On the eve of the grand scandal, she killed two hours to analyze its content: all the texts, images and tables, purely business-related. It turned out that it is a synchronization folder, that is, it is in it files between different computers.

So I decided to put my phone in order. I bought a new film on the display, cleaned the board from the accumulated dust, and it was only a needle to clean where you just couldn’t get.
I ask my mother, said, where we have the needles in the house, holding a disassembled phone in the hand. To this she answers:
Is the phone back up again?

There was already an initiative for the single. The white bracelets. I even saw the carrier once. Twenty years, two hundred kilograms, an animated backpack.

My wife decided to cut her hair. Yesterday I showed a photo of my new hair, asked for an opinion. I said I don’t like it completely, but I like it as it is now. Today I cut my hair, came pleased, asked for an opinion again. I answered honestly that it was bad. He is upset, does not talk. And so every time.
The women! If you are interested in your husband’s opinion – listen to him, or don’t ask any shit!

the word "Discussions"
The first reference: Discussions — Wikipedia
The second reference: Lurkmore

The strength of the state’s economy lies in the professionalism of its management, not in the price of oil.

In the store near our house often give a small delivery of rubles.
Nothing but I can’t chew them.
Today, buying cigarettes for 86 rubles, I stretch a hundred ruble note.
The cashier says:
No small things. Do you have 6 rubles?
I get out of my pocket 6 chewbacks, stretch her, she gives cigarettes and 20 rubles of delivery. She and I look seriously at each other, I turn and leave.

The birds will fly south, the rabbits will change their hats.
I need to clarify with my beloved: am I a rabbit or a bird?!...

You are so sentimental that the spirit captures you.

ectd: Do you know how to live with it hard?
You are so determined, stubborn and determined, and here the yellow leaf on the tree swings so touchingly.

15461, the campaign did not give light, Olya and / or Sergey. With respect to Sergey, bro, don’t give up.

The teacher asks:"Here is someone touching active resistance?"
Uncomfortable voice from the audience:"Woman?"

that is. Buy a roll of toilet paper for yourself office plankton can no longer think? The land of sparkly barons!
– – – – –
There are such offices that you first buy toilet paper, then you change your light bulb, and then it turns out that all office goods and consumables are at your expense.

The more people think "on the car - the faster it will be", the slower it will be "on the car".

Kaylinka is fucking. I thought I was smart, not beautiful.
I look at my code and I see that it’s beautiful.

Apart from the Ukrainian? Israeli and Cypriot,” Kolomoisky replied to the question about his passports. On the question about the Swiss citizenship, he responded negatively, reports "Correspondent". “The Constitution states that dual citizenship is prohibited. And the triple is not forbidden,” the governor explained.

Lina: The 12-year-old son is a child of modern media culture like SpongeBob. I am not losing hope to get to watch the right in my opinion "Soviet movies" such as "Love and pigeons", "Girls", "They fought for the Motherland". He is in none. And I decided and announced at the beginning of this school year that for every couple in school he would watch a movie.
Yesterday comes sitting in the room at night and looking faithfully in the eyes says:
So go crawl...
What from where??? I say...
Love and pigeons, Mom.

I lie somehow on the couch, a telecoupe, suddenly got me a cup of tea with milk to drink, I call my own:
Make me tea with milk.
Where is the milk?
The refrigerator door in the package.
(The tea is boiled, the tea is made, the milk is poured...)
The milk is fucking.
Oh, what a sad thing, I want to try again, but then...
Not so cute, it turned up again.
Okay, put it next to the garlic, then I’ll make the garlic.
(It takes a couple of hours)
I stand my dishes... I look at the bag of milk lying around the dishwasher...
On the package is written:
Kefir

V: I took 1 kg 200 g of shrimp on Bezymyansk. I was wondering how much will remain after the defrost and the water slide. A total of 500 grams of ice :)

A: Crickets should be bought as follows: first we pick the most fatty pieces, then the middle breaks the heads and puts only the buttocks in the bag (the fat ones can also break the heads). The result is an ideal kg of meat. By time only long, we got a couple of kilograms for forty minutes in the carousel.)

L: mya... it’s scary to imagine how you buy the fists... :)))

R: The same is the case in Aasan, but laziness wins and only a handful can be cleaned from the skin. As much as possible, you will also collect the bulk.

Fuck, I was joking! It is out of it :)))

Okay well. They do not learn otherwise. About backpacks Pushkin wrote - "and experience is the son of difficult mistakes."
well and about programmers also wrote - "... and genius, paradoxes friend... "
and :-)