<@F1ReB4LL> Inscription on the packaging "bubble seeds" - MADE AND BACKED OWN "TROL"

What kind of nick do you have on Skype?
WOW : OO
Oh yeah, I forgot it.
WOW : OO
Oh yeah, say you nick already >_<
WOW : OO
You go, you are stupid.
Oh, it’s nick fuck.

The Wolf 21:14
such a cool backpack for the notebook took, *DANCE * really the notebook does not climb in it, but the backpack is cool!

Conversation of two employees of the HIBD:
Have I heard? The mayor was fired.
And for what?
For some shit. Someone has lost authority.

<ngry> walked on grills
<ngry> not found
<ngry> found hidden in the forest bed with fertilized hemp
<ngry> is a good day ?

My husband is sick. He took his guitar and sang lyrically:
"You often whispered to me "do not die",
I promised and will not deceive you.
Why are there so few divisions - and the end...
Why is mercury moving so fast?"
He has a temperature of 37.8.

I get in the subway situation when you have not yet had time to get out, and you are dragged back into the car. I decided to fight it, because there is a range in my shoulders. And here someday I get out of the wagon the last, of course all the straw, well, I also popper, scattering everyone (roughly, but still). I get out and I feel like someone is holding me by the shoulder. I think: fucking, probably an ambala which I caught or minted. I turn, and there is a fragile girl just below me and smiles: thank you, or I would have been crushed there.
Moral: Wait until the people come out!

Father told me how he once went to the office at work. She comes to Laura, and there the grandmother is sitting...her hand covers her mouth and whispers something, like a no-ka repeat! But Billy! You can’t hear Nirvana! So he doesn’t think long, turns to her, his hand covers his mouth and whispers "no slideshow"....She is WHAT-WHAT????? He’s here and I don’t hear it.)

We are separated, forever and forever.by :
You don’t love me, it’s just a habit.
You are an inadequate madman.
You have too much self-esteem, and you need a girl more beautiful than me.
4) You are a crapper.
All Denis, I don’t love you anymore

I want you to take care of me beautifully and romantically.
What about flowers and candy?
There is no milk! Blackjack and the prostitutes!! to

In the evening, Jaguar got up... As a result of the energy, he could not sleep. He solved the problem brilliantly: got up on his knees, put his head on a pillow. And while in this posture the cancer legs spent energy to hold the ass, the head slowly fell asleep.

YYY: Well, in such a muddle-worms it went and calculated. I feel sorry for your future children.

xxx: well fuck, I am 20... not solid to go on such cartoons - about the princess =)
Yyy: It will pass :) I am 30, and I am quietly going to children's cartoons :)

Wicked (01:26:46 3/10/2010)
You who

I am (01:28:20 3/10/2010)
I’m not a robot, don’t think.

Wicked (01:28:23 3/10/2010)
Where are you

I (01:29:06 3/10/2010)
I am from a distant country.
I brought you questioning signs.

I (01:29:08 3/10/2010)
How do you???? to

I (01:29:12 3/10/2010)
Take for health)

Wicked (01:29:25 3/10/2010)
Why is

I (01:29:38 3/10/2010)
I see you miss them.

Wicked (01:29:54 3/10/2010)
You are about what

I (01:29:38 3/10/2010)
It is hopeless.

Do you know that listening to Mozart improves working capacity?
The proger at our office bought headsets and walks everywhere. I watched his playlist for lunch.
xxx:there is 1 file.mp3
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
You won’t believe it!

From the Physics website:

“We have, unfortunately (and maybe fortunately), no alpha particle accelerator at our disposal.

I went in the evening, at 10 a.m., to the pharmacy for an ointment from rheumatism.

I stand in a row, in front of me 2 guys, one says "give me a bunch of nicknames", the other "give me a pregnancy test" and I am such "give me a revmatism ointment")) I was a little upset

xhh: found that the neighbor in the room has no password for the network - half-commonly enjoys hollow access. Changed the name to "3th floor, No room, we eat everything". Now they knock on the door, I ask "who is there?". In response, the roar and the sound of the leaving elevator. I open the door - underneath it a bank of nutella and paper is glued with the inscription "Thank you!" :D

Nikita (10 years old) brother
Anya (20 years old) sister

A. I just told you why I need a clitoris.
A. Nikita is crying.
by V. Why is?
A. Because he took my grandmother’s clitoris in her mouth.

A vegetarian diet will be much more effective if you do not wash your hands before eating fruit, vegetables, and vegetables.

The Judge
“If a scientist can’t explain to an eight-year-old boy what he’s doing, he’s a charlatan.”
(from Kurt Vonnegut)
On the eve of the onset of the millennium, around the world, a pillar of hot controversy stood: With the battle of the curants and the onset of the two thousand year comes the third millennium or it comes only in a year, in a new two thousand first? Disputed everywhere. Crying and handwriting. We also talked while sitting in our office. The arguments were different, one lady even began to draw in a notebook 2000 plusks to prove some of her position. The Poor. When our arguments ended and we began to move on to personalities, like musicians in the movie "Welcome guys", one operator looked at us in the editorial and said:
- Here in the neighboring studio, came an academic, to film in some smart
The program. Let him be our judge. Give him
Let’s try and ask who of us is right. Whatever he tells us,
We will all accept his response and calm down.
It was the mother of mankind: 100 years old. A member of all the academies of the world. Physicist, mathematician, etc. of the first magnitude.
He lived in America for forty years, so he spoke Russian with an American accent.
We caught him and asked. Exactly a second later, this hundred-year-old old man smiled and said:
Imagine you’re in your company, you’re drinking.
The Vodka Nature. You have three bottles of vodka. Each box contains 10 bottles.
Now answer your own question: Does the twenty-first bottle of vodka belong to the second box or the third?
......
I personally find it hard to imagine such a fool who could not be taught by such a teacher.