Antony
I haven't bought 4 iPhones and I'm seriously not thinking about buying a fifth.
Andrei
I have the same fit with the entire Porsche line-up.

But here we had a lecture, an old one, a student comes in late for a couple, then a dialogue:
C. Can I go in?
P. Of course it cannot.
C is why?
P. You are late.
C. So I was a little late, I don’t count.
P is (showing the middle finger) And if I toss you a little bit in the ass, is it considered? If you don’t come in.)

She said to him, “Yes, you spend more time in the car than I do!”

Did you see the horse he stopped on the race?
- Ah... How can I imagine how he now enters her burning cage...

In Windows 8, the utility MetroController appeared. The first item of the settings is "Disable all new features" ;)

Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov said the financing of the republic has a divine nature. When asked about the sources of funding of the republic, he replied: “Allah gives. I do not know. The money comes from".

Alx (11:50:44 5/10/2011)
It seems to me that the initiators of the Third World War will be Apple and Samsung.

Sit down Petrov.
What, Marianne 5?
and 4s.

Q: How does your cat live there? You’re used to the toilet, don’t you worry?
A: No, I am not afraid.
Z: He would be scared. There are no photocopies in the shoes.

In the depth
The prime minister plunged with the aqualance to a two-meter depth. Suddenly, on a well-lit site, he saw two slightly dug amphores.
That is luck! He woke up. I want to find the gold collar.
Five minutes later, something yellow flashed in front of me. Yes, it was the gold of Kolchak!
The Prime Minister sailed and sailed, and all the new mysteries of past centuries opened up: the mysterious masks of the Incas, the royal treasures, the golden runo of the Greeks, the well-preserved inscriptions of the Druids, Atlantis, the Alexandrian Library.
An hour, a day, a week.
- Carry, carry him more, - spread unheardly for the prime minister over the water. Take everything you have. If only I didn’t float. If only I didn’t float.

Nanaki: fat to be good, you run into the subway car, everyone flies away
elguraya: high even better, all dissatisfied rows remain at the level of the ass

After the game, both the foot and the king will play in the same and tighter box.

Ayvango: Many people came across those times when the Internet did not require the provision of passports and true information about the real person for access to communication, then it was considered the norm to have a dozen virtuals, with opinions quite contradictory to each other.

XX: They are still afraid, yet at home. A comfortable internet is more expensive than the company of a beautiful girl :(
I am not unlimited!

I look at people without brains not fucking so live... enviously (

My friend, a lecturer at the universe, conducted a mini-check on computer science with students, here is one student’s answer (written with accuracy to the letter):
Printers are processors that scan. by A4. The types of printers are different. For example: thin, large, etc. Through the printer, people make copies of passports, documents, etc. Types of printers - there are laser, ink and color.

P.S I am afraid of our future with such engineers :)

The Reality of Life:
A high-speed train runs on the middle route, and the right is outstretched by a regular electric car, apparently pretending to be just on schedule.

The student teaches philosophy. The Prep:
What, according to medieval philosophers and theologians, is the essence of man?
The student cried, not answering. Prepod says:
- At "B" begins (response to "divine")
The student:
The "b" essence... the Bhd essence?
Tagged with: facepalm

I am going to Turkey on vacation. The group is exclusively female. To the question "what to bring from Turkey" the most popular answers are:
Magnet for the refrigerator
80% of them are Turks.
The situation is out of control. It is time to take care of women of domestic production, they are not better than our machines.

I suffer from cold.
I wanted to drop drops and fuck it happened so that the brain was turned off at that moment. Instead of drops, he got a fireplace and...
There is no hair in the nose now.