Greg spoke yesterday. And he said that the main problem and task of our country is the need to improve the quality of management. I did not understand at all. He signed the order of dismissal.? to

HH: Why to be scared? I almost fainted!

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Are you going to listen to music?
of her. to play. You will listen)

And I had it: I bought a guitar a day ago, I bring it home, I go past the store at the entrance, a neighbor of sixty years is watching, watching... She says, we will listen to concerts now? I answered in reply, ah, mole.
What are you playing?
- High Chizha, DDT and Aquarium. Do not like?! to
She smiles pretty much:
As you think of the concert, call me with vodka and sandwiches. Or here in the store one Malakhov, then another are discussed...
We are back today again ?

Buratino gave 5 apples, 3 he ate, how many apples has he left?
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No less than two, because he could have had more apples.
And don’t forget, you still have a giraffe in your refrigerator.

XXX is fucking. I watched the whole series, admired by the amazing sound of the voice: there in the previous series the character killed a bunch of people, and then died, hysterically and solemnly choking, and in this series this terrible laughter all the time sounded in the background, as if stressing how everyone was knocked out of the track by the incident. Well, they still scratched the whole series of consequences, so in general, the topic is cool and very nervous.
It turned out that the hook was distributed from the advertisement in the neighboring tab. B****, I have no words, it’s a file))

A few years ago, a guy boasted that he was a steep man, then went to the forest and departed from the station for a couple of kilometers. At the survivor forum, I asked what to do. Only found in the spring.
YYY is alive?
xxx found a body
Zzzz: I hope he is okay.

The UrsusMaritimus:
You have eaten though. There is no asphalt in Omsk. And you mark... I saw the mark when I went south in the car. Before that, I thought I was being trolled in the PGD.

Secondly, laser correction is an absolute contraindication for the pilot.

and damn. Check out the mat. part.
Military pilot after laser vision correction.

xxx: today I saw a patient coke with the inscription "for fun". This is a spectacle in psychiatry.

Employed as an engineer (ex emo)
I printed the A1 drawing and found a serious mistake. You do not want to print a large format, the boss gives him a blade: "Do you know how to use?". This is "Yes..."
I noticed it in time. Who knew he had ever cut his veins?

I went to the Cannes shop. of goods. I see, the stack of disks - bulbs and price:"CD single-use b/u". by Plá! How can it be a one-time B/U??? It turned out "no packaging".

Lacrimosa: *rying* I sent my grandfather (like my daddy) for the child to school. He calls now with the words: call him, or there are thousands of them. The curtains ?

There are people in the subway who go on a shering, and still barely move their legs.
It is necessary to make distinctions, similar to buses on the roads, for sharp passengers. And for violation to punish with a pinch under the ass.

It is because of this behavior that the masses, as in the 15461 debt box, become "splitters", "singles" and "not like everyone else". And it’s just the “splitmen” in such collectives that the only normal people are. Not an aggressive herd like the rest.
Yes the bombardment. Yes, I am the same Olya, Light and Sergey at the same time.

The anecdote.
A lecture on the theory of relativity. There are 3 students and a teacher. Five people get up and go out. The teacher, outraged: “Well, now someone else will come and there will be no one left!”

I add :
here here :
Call the system administrator "the programmer" again and I will call the accountants "the mathematicians" - also figures, formulas and calculations.
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This is the word, not the word. If system administrator and programmer are two different, but generally equal professions, then for most bugs, a mathematician will be a huge compliment.

The joke:
Cocktails admin: "Mouse on the server"
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Call it an accountant, many passions like this do not like :)

Also a joke:
In the personnel department:
You are not moving enough for your age.
Who do you need: a programmer or a monkey?

The Ministry of Finance and other economic departments say that in the foreseeable future, within five years, the state will not return to practice, when the budget will form the accumulative component. Therefore, the pension community, in particular the NPF, should now put the development of the voluntary format of the accumulative pension at the forefront of its work.

Deputy Chairman of the Board of the Pension Fund of Russia Nikolai Kozlov

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I translate from the language alive: your 22% of the salary, which you, dear Russians, pay for you in the form of taxes by the employer, will now go to cover the victims of "unlawful" decisions of foreign courts of no less expensive Russians.
And what specifically our citizens suffer from foreign courts and what amounts of their suffering – you all know perfectly.
The Crimeans may still be sponsored by the poor. Those who are currently working will receive a full pension.
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On Avito in the section "Vacancies", in the section "Art, entertainment" ad: a married electrician is required in a female monastery. Have fun...

XX: They were sitting in the guests. Son of the officer. Someone of his guests asks him so with a whimper, say, Artem, and you are kidding?
Not having time to open the mouth of the poor Artem, another guest enters:
He works for them...

xxx: Vlad, you work at Microsoft, explain to me why Mikey switched to a nine-digit version numbering system?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! The Nine! You are a genius! I will tell yours!
YYY: You really don’t want us?
XXX is no.

About the vision:

We sit on those. of support. We are on the couch, Roma at the table. Roma begins to shout, “Where is my cup, who took that for us?”
Vitya stands up from the couch, approaches the table, puts the cup 30 cm closer to Rome, breathes sadly and says: Blind naked.