Translating Medvedev’s speech to human language
China understood that we would export oil, gas and forest to them, and they would export to us.
The Chinese.

Love as a hustle. Your head knows that it’s time to stop, but you can’t.

xxx: - How will it be in English "crazy"?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: - A "sweet"?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: - A "square"
There is only one bad word in English.
What a bright tongue.

YYY‎(22:07):
I am a tough man.
XXX ‎(22:08):
Nothing like this and so on...

Judging by the quality of the work, the employees of the ZKH are gkhuys

Only in the departments of the police of our country you can see, among other documents on the shelves, the Uzbek-Russian dictionary.

by KOTT

Loud communication on home phones is a thing.
Yesterday I heard the alarming news...I call the girl and say to her in (joke):
I: I'll tell you something now and if you're happy, you'll kiss me in the p;sk)))
I hope the news will be terrible.

O_O

Ivory_kun
Here’s what appeared yesterday at the door of the deacon:
"The Dean of the MFF Faculty congratulates the debtors on the start of the autumn call"

AGR: Me et stsuko firefoxes saipal, cha stsuko ninscribe fso bleu red line pachorqued...

Recently, the question was asked: why the slogan of "Twicks" "Make a pause", and "Snicks" "do not brake"?! to
by iKich

X: Let's get a diploma and a soldier, we will become bombs and alkasas and die from cirrhosis?
A: Too banal
B: That’s what they do.
U: You can, for example, go to Mexico and die of syphilis in an abandoned village due to disorderly sex with people and animals, under the action of amphitamines, coke and other flammable liquids.

XXX: I heard, Max was deprived of the right))
YYY: Why is it so? He was always driving carefully.
XX: I don’t believe it is possible. In the sense that the dpsniki in shock should have just followed the look and no more, opening their mouth, of course)))
Noah : Noah? For what?? to
He was driving on the bus. by the meeting. with excess. Talked by phone. I smoked at the same time. Without a belt. And in the turn came out of the towel, without a turner, of course. And he was drunk.)

You remember Feng Shui?:D

Wouldn’t you be a fan? Of course, these characters are not forgotten :D

Listen to me briefly :)

Fenechka long ago tried to raise some Olya, a blonde with experience, who loves, however, beautiful words and puzzles. Fanya, although not a fool, but speaking like Pushkin, does not know at all:) It is easier for him to crush a brick on his head :)

WOW : and?

HH: So this wise man messed up with a girl from the philological. It’s terrible, but it’s like a salve :D

Three days after rewriting with this speaking quasi-mode, Phoenix dropped it, pre-filled his vocabulary with all sorts of "Love-Buy-Fly".

Oh, and for a couple of hours, he was messed up with his blonde!:D As they say, Madame was conquered ;) "We will be given!" written on the face of Phoenix today all day :D

Those characters are not forgotten XD

We didn’t talk for two months, then you appeared, we slept and you went missing again.
XXX can tell you the same thing.

[Today 18:48] 88888: Kaspersky cock is bullying! He has been chasing a Trojan for an hour... He will find it in the basket, remove it in the basket, find it in the basket, remove it in the basket.

You will understand these girls.
222 What did you know?
Yes... everyone probably knows the female phrase, when for some reason your end hangs or just for some reason doesn’t want to stand on it: “You don’t want me? Do you not like me?”
222 is it?
1111 to go. A new word in sexology: for five days I didn't see a sweetheart, I met her, I watched her from the soul for half of the day, it's best, she has multi-orgasms, it's all done, rested, smoked, smiled, again on her shaft, and here is such an offended: "I don't like you at all?..." I peel my eyes in the misunderstanding: "What?" She said, “Why do you want to fuck all the time? “Do you think I’m too little?”

Random
My conscience torments me.
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And then I worship her.
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When I eat
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I washed
Random
I pretend to be going to the universe.
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Before you go out, go out! Slowly to sleep!
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And she can do nothing.
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He also sleeps.

Shturm_N: Family is when you have 5 weekends and 2 working days.

and. A friend recently told me that he really liked the films of the trilogy "Lord of the Rings". He said, “It’s so fascinating that even a book about it should be written.”

She: To do you so bad?
Make me a fairy tale.
She: Which, bl**w, on the mine
He is a fairy tale...