Your hole is safe.
At least something is safe...

Hello, what’s new
Yyy: here we move to live in Norway with Denis
Do you take the example of Nadia?
Is she moving to Norway?
XXX: She also...

Recently on the holidays did the bathroom repair and removed the mirror (the only one in the apartment). I put him behind the closet. In a week I hang it back, and in front of me stands a grown, unshaken, patched, sleeping monster.

We have a PC operator, an absolutely untouched girl. The aunt hates her fiercely, because they crush all the patterns, so they constantly oppress her. Yesterday we drank coffee from the hallway, the accountant passes by:"Oh, B-k, when you get married, you are all sitting in the girls, and you are still sitting". She touches the huge monitor headphones hanging on her neck:"Why do I get married? And that’s a joke on the neck!"

If the sinners are burning in hell, then the public servants, scuco, must eternally eat ice cream in the ice of Antarctica :(

-That's how a programmer tells me what a woman means in bed?
I fuck her, and she doesn’t pinch.

There is a saying that you must vote for any party except for the EP. And what if there are a bunch of parties in the ballot that are unlikely to pass the 5% barrier? Nothing will change and the EP will still have a constitutional majority. You need to vote for those who will pass the 5% barrier, because the goal is not to spoil the ballots and not just vote for anyone, just not for the EP, the goal is that the EP does not have a constitutional majority! Correct me if it is not so.

by JJ
How to wash chlorine iron from the toilet?
A week after forgetting. He went on a mission.

One of the answers
Heat salic acid to 70 degrees, pour it into the toilet before going to bed, in the morning wash the toilet into the sewerage =))

Kirill
How is your business? Why did you get up early? :)

by Svetlana KUDRJAN
Why did you get up?? to
I want to eat breakfast, I want to eat breakfast!!!! to
Good morning!

Kirill
I’m at work from 8:00 am ?
I don’t know how to get up, I didn’t want to.)

My Mother’s Wedding =)))
In my mom’s car. Mom shows me the icon attached to the barracks:
Look what a beautiful new icon I have.
Why do we need an icon with a safety pillow? =) is
I have a safety pillow and you have an icon. ?

Jade: in wealth and poverty, in illness and health, in sorrow and joy, until the release of Diabo 3 separates us.

He said that in his childhood he rarely bought machines, and his favorite sperm is a sandbox friend. And now he decided to look out completely!
At home he has a bunch of all kinds of models of cars, all the magazines about cars, his favorite cup and the one in the form of a machine.
XXX: What is there? His dog is named Injector, and his cat is Forsunka!! to

We lie with him in bed yesterday, we embrace him, we gentle, and then he declares to me, “I love you very much.” I’m not happy with you now, but I’m still happy with you."

Only in a couple is a great Renaissance artist awakening within me.

British schoolchildren have created high-frequency ringtones that adults cannot hear. Unheard by teachers mobile phone calls are now distributed directly at classes. Students adapted the Mosquito signal to their needs, which is used in shopping centers to scare off groups of teenagers. This signal effectively copes with its task, because ultra-high sounds are heard only by teenagers and are not heard by people over 20 years of age. Teenagers can now rejoice: their favorite SMS and even calls they can take right during classes.

YYY: Do British schoolchildren not know about vibrators?

The drivers had fun today: they stopped again in the same place, but the salt is not in that.
Why so late? by Taxi?
I am just riding.
It is time to drive, not ride alone.

<xxx> I think people in the apartment over me are having sex
<xxx> or they just sleep very restlessly and constantly agree with each other

When on television was told, how Valuev is looking for yeti, the son with a thoughtful face said:"It reminds me "Wait for me"...";

-I understand, of course, that my boyfriend had it for the first time, but I didn't expect that when he got it, the first thing he would say would be "Mmm, warm!"
You’re dating for about a year, right? Yesterday was the first time?! to
Well yes. Interestingly, getting him out of the oven, he expected something else?)
What kind of oven? Did you do that in the oven?! to
*ROFL* I’m actually talking about what I taught him to make cakes, and yesterday he made them for the first time *ROFL*)))

The SultanTM
We had such a frozen, former colonel of the police in our hands, about nick stopped, pushed forward, swallowed him the newspaper in his hands and said - hold, maybe you will find a normal job!

I am
and ROFL