India has successfully delivered a satellite to Mars for the first time:
The country, whose inhabitants invented Kamasutra, could not fail to get to Mars from the first attempt!

Yes, I also notice that I can't play with the child in the cube, because he's disturbing me)))

Oh, we had to move to the Arctic, to the penguins, away from these MŞ-clowns.
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Emm... Isn’t it your SMS: “Dad, urgently take the penguins to the Arctic, I burn on the geography exam?”

<xxx> have you been discharged from the hospital? and :)
<yyy> yes
<yyy> veterinarians said "release the cage crazy, here other animals are waiting"
Mouse has joined #chelyabinsk

Omar González was arrested in the White House with a knife. He managed to run through several rooms before being turned over by Secret Service agents. In the suspect’s car, two tails, a machete and 800 ammunition were found.

xxx: and only one question - the 800 ammunition to the shafts?

From Instagramm, stones to photo of girl with a guy

Does the guy have his lips painted?
No, the effect is
zzz: ah, the Pidaras effect

While all the girls were waiting for princes, I took the appropriate option and raised a king for myself.

Somehow it happened that the typical format of setting a task at work sounds like: "Here you have a brick, beets and a wing of flying mouse - do something. We need a result!"

NT as well. What a wonderful FS was HPFS...
And 2000 – the strictness of the Win95 layout and the stability of NT... sat on it as long as the video card drivers allowed it.

But in general, if the whole, the situation looks like this:

Windows 1.0 is a fub, you need a mouse for it! NC is rolling!
Windows 2.0 – have you ever heard of it?
Windows 3.1 - Well sometimes you can run... there is a civic with windows...

Windows NT – Need to try without DOS...
Windows 95 is not.
Windows 98 is not. Here is your whistle!
Windows 2000 – Stability above all.
Windows Me - And maybe even whisper-e-ye... reboot-scandisk.
Windows XP - Okay, stability and whistle!
Windows Vista – more whistles for the whistle god! Who brakes, do I brake? It’s not me, it’s you poor man!
Windows 7 - Okay, just stop raping the XP corpse. And yes, here you have transparent whistles like in Vista!
Windows 8 is tired of whistles. Well, then the fingerprinting interface and graphics in the Pascal style! The Start Menu? Balmer said not.
Windows 9 hasn’t done well, so...
Windows 10 is out!! to

Just yesterday I read the post about how the guys are dumb without understanding the clues of the girls, and today...

We go after school with the girls from the group to the community (I am not from the community, just accompanied):
The girl I’ve been drowning for a long time (D)
Her daughter (P)
The dialogue:
Are you not in a hurry home?
No, then I ask, what are you going to do now? (In order to go for a walk)
p go home
I was going to see a movie...
Oh yeah yeah, I’m gone!
p- so far
Do you go?...(with a sad look)
Yes so far.
And only after an hour I touched that she offered me to go to her, and "watch" the movie together....SUKA.

Intercepted from the conversation between a police officer and the detainee.
Police officer: No, well, I know how to steal a fan and oatmeal, but the cowards why should they steal?
They are worth two hundred hryvnia! Would you not take it?

A conversation between two friends:

Everyone wanted to ask, what song do you call on your mobile phone?
You will not understand.
Why is that suddenly?
Wau Noo... This is a non-canonical fanatic creation, with a completely fictional language.
A version of how the hymn of the Romulan Empire might sound.
Hoh what?
Wow, I said...

I will call you back in an hour.
Better I’ll call you.
So let’s go in 2 hours...

Where did you see men? It’s time to get it in the Red Book.
mainly around the eggnoses, dreaming of spraying the seed without commitment.
and...
You forgot to write: "and grandmothers, dreaming not of a family, but of a new iPhone and the opportunity not to work".

Girls, let’s be honest – if your husband rushed to the hospital to his ex to arrange her hospital home and pay for her expenses, would you not give him a wild scandal about it?
– – – – –
Do not confuse the girl with the TP. He is in the hospital and he is not well. Yes the former. Who said you don’t feel the same?
If my current (second) wife throws a scandal over the fact that I have paid the necessary attention to a person who is indifferent to me, then I will be very surprised: in our family (each of the second in account) there are no such claims, other people are often good people, they can also be helped and not necessarily hate them fiercely. Good understanding and good half.

by 3dnews. Comments on the news about the announcement of Windows 10:

Two good news:
Win 9 is free.
2 but it will not be. It will be Win 10!! to

In the store there are strange prices. I suspect it is a clever marketing move. At least I am now studying the whole range carefully after the "Paste of the King’s Liver" appeared on the showcase. All in all, the liver paste produced by the city of Korolev, and what an effect! A sandwich with salmon.

Prehistory: We have two IP-ATS in the office (historically it has been), two types of phones (Cisco and D-Link) are used, and the numbering on the ATS is also different.
History: A message arrives to the entire office: "Some employee in connection with the move to another room changed the phone number... bla bla bla...". It becomes interesting - because the phone number is not attached to the office. I write to admin:
The HHHH:
I don’t know how it is connected to moving and changing the number.
YYYYYY:
)) I dropped the phone dlink when carried on the tractor, and it stopped loading )
YYYYYY:
Others did not have to put the cisco.
The xxxx:
You won’t argue about moving. It is :)))

Question of
Crossword - "Flight from underground
The Earth" (The mentioned word
The Growth). Admitted letters
A. After a little
My wife is confident
He writes undercover. ? to? to
Why undercover? Answered
Just awesome!
Prisoners when they want.
to escape, they
They make a scourge in the earth,
Then they go into it and
Escape from the underground
The earth!
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Once I saw a friend on the table a scanword, in which on the question - "What did Aramis change his musketeer coat?" - the answer was written with a hard hand - shit.
The most salty is that the first letter was just missing to a whole word, the rest were unthinked... Seeing my wild rust, a friend was upset, - what was wrong? Aramis was still a fool!

The fucking. Man was distracted. He was taken out in the snow. They probably pulled their legs straight on the rocks. He was wiped out with his own blood, so the blood is splashing out of his body.
Does he need a recording, at what time exactly was the burn imposed?
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Exactly necessary. Because otherwise, in addition to the wounds from "spidorassilo" he can also catch the gangrene of the incorrectly clogged limb. Even with amputation.