By analogy with the ritual washing of the rain, the machine discovered a way to solve the women’s problem “I don’t start”: new white pants.

lnkr: A colleague periodically wears "computer" glasses. Well, you know, such dark, with holes like in the dungeon. I ask, how does it help? And he doesn’t, I just don’t see it when I sleep.

There must be a mystery in the girl.
A mystery, not a scanword!

In Russia, they try to "Christianize" Apple devices, considering the eaten apple an anti-Christian symbol of sin
Is there a God except for Jobs?

She wanted to stay in bed today and not go anywhere.
He – I have such a desire constantly, to stay with you in bed and not to go anywhere

I came home from work, while recorded disks for ixbox went to the shower, dined, next door began to play, I think lapotaaaaaaa, how cool to have a console with a gk-telephone, lay down and started to break up in max singing 3, nothing bothered, no courses, no diplomas, work is across the road, just a fairy tale of something...and here my girlfriend-demotivator screams out of the toilet "look to me that I will show". and the myth of the fairy tale, for a week dissipated, two stripes on the test:) now ixbox only on holidays (when the girl is at work). and the thoughts about the lack of play time immediately retreated when I first put my hand on her stomach)) I am to the fact that there are things in life more important and pleasant zombie games, I AM HAPPY)

My mother wiped.

I come to my parents, I sit with a guy in the kitchen, dinner. Here there is a terrible crack, (and the house we still have of Stalinic times), so that already imagining this wide zigzag-shaped crack in the whole wall and the slowly falling closet, in horror we run out into the corridor, turn on the light...
It turns out, Mom so nuts knock the door. These innocent eyes.

Avokado: Now I sit on a hockey match "Cuban" vs "Cuban". Little from the rear rows: "Shaybu Give!! Shabby"
After 15 seconds: "Yes not in your own door, fucking!"

Are you still teaching German?
I never understood the existence of this discipline in schools. Pan-territorial languages should be taught. Who is there after English? I think Spanish?
yyy: Esperanto and Assembler.

Answer by mail.

Question: It is impossible, it is simply impossible to want a seed. I dream of her every day. Can it contain vitamins, which the body requires?))) I’m not pregnant, if she’s... where does the passion come from?

The answer is: impossible! It’s just impossible to want a car (a lack of iron in the body), money (a lack of paper in the body) and a good job (a lack of brains in the body). I am also not pregnant :(

and Voronezh. The advertising poster:
"Oil replacement - FREE!"
I went for a week, thinking - when will this shame be removed?
It was removed, now it hangs:
"Winter oil - for free!"
Is this such a advertising?

When the Holy Spirit cries:
“Rush you, live in heaven!”
I will say, “Don’t have paradise.
Give me my country.”

S. A. Yesenin, “Goy you, Rus, my mother-in-law”
October 3 - 107 years since the birth of the poet.

Dr Dr Dr.: Sori messengers, my grandmother broke the door, I afk 5 minutes)))

I work in the delivery of sushi and pizza at night. I look for the right house in the dark, suddenly I hear the guitar ringing, I watch the caster in the courtyard, the guys are sitting, the dogs are laughing in the distance...

Sticker in the university toilet: "Not worth it! - Put the hit yourself", and drawn a broken bottle of beer. The technician thought something, and the humanitarian added a pencil between the words. and :)

... In the electric car a fun uncle rolls in and, waving with a bowl with the inscription “Wodka,” loudly announces: “Lord, ticketless! We stand up and run together! They are coming!"

... and the floor of the passenger car, elegant ladies, cute students, representative uncles, and other gentlemen, in friendly ranks went for the fun uncle...

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"The Cut of Time" is a popular film. In order to shock the audience, the screenwriters crossed the standard prohibitions: heroes use drugs, kill children and even completely disregard logic. The film is based on the fact that time travel is so expensive that only the mafia can afford a time machine, which hides this machine in an abandoned warehouse. A time machine is used to send people back to the past to be killed, because people cannot be killed in the future. Therefore, the protagonist flies from the future to the past to stop the mafia that will kill his wife in the future, to send him to the past, so that he can kill himself there, because in the future he cannot be killed.

Shortly a great movie.

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I thought you were a bot.
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Emma Stone is younger than me.
She also starred in 54 films :D
xxx: I too, but all of them are already removed from the camera

The problem is not that Russia has a special path, but that it is paved with good intentions.