The number of idiots in the world is always constant, and the war of churches is not a struggle for souls, but simply a division of idiots.

The colleague is engaged in a study, in which he conducted a survey of students of the first course of one of Voronezh universities. I distributed the questionnaires, explained how to fill in, no problem with filling. The last question in the questionnaire was: "the area in which you plan to become a specialist ____________". In one of the questionnaires gentle female handwriting in this place was carefully inserted: "Voronezhskaya".

It is difficult to argue with a psychiatrist: you are a thought for him, and he is a diagnosis for you.

I stood yesterday at a stop, next to a very not thin, but very cute girl in a cute shirt with a game nick, server, race, class, clan and more. I decide to get to know, but I do it as always awkwardly: 'hm, and I always thought that the prints are miniature and elegant creatures'... well that the girl with a sense of humor was and instead of beating me, replied laughing 'I was full-con'.

from ZH:

Once upon a time a headless rider.

He said he had forgotten Daisy.

This is the first time Ivanka

The answer has never been found...

From the forum on virtual reality helmets.
Anderslon: I came home from work tired, and there the family is waiting. But you are such
Wear a helmet and go it all off.)

xxx: That's not surprising, because when the old overlay - the sound spreads from top to bottom.
yyy: Naturally, it turns out that the sound is heavier than the air itself. He pulls it down, and in no way can he get up.
zzz: A lamp sound spreads upwards. It is warm, and when it is cold - down!

From the film discussion

klavdi (28 May 2011, 23:29)
The only thing that causes positive emotions is the participation of Brad Pitt,... and that in the middle of the film is killed, and so full of shit!

jahkut (25 September 2011, 11:51)
Klavdi, kill yourself idiot (Why are you such a bear?(I wanted to look at it for a long time, you ruined me everything, thank you very much.

jahkut (9 October 2012, 19:34)
The Fucks! Exactly a year has passed! I’ve forgotten it all, but I read your shit comment again, you’ve ruined my nits again!! to

Give me a piece of chocolate.
Which one?
One of the plates.
Which exactly?
I said one!
Dark chocolate or milk?
and one!! to
and hold.
What you gave me!? to
and Chocolate.
This is not what I wanted. Give me what I want and make a discount for wasting my time.
I will not make a discount. Tell me what you specifically want.
You are a professional! Do you know what kind of chocolate people want?
Everyone wants a different kind of chocolate.
Find a more competent seller. All the good.
and successful searches.

In the United States, the Ku Klux Klan was allowed to hold a protest against Obama. Democracy however.

The reality is cooler than any joke: in the network of stores "Pelikan" (I don't know about others, I saw it personally there) children's juices are sold - small 100g packaging with tubes. On the boxes are depicted: Orange Begemot, Sirene Lion and Bright Red Wrap! On top of these mouths the name "collections" - MY FAMILY!

"Live fast, die young" - a noble trolling from those who want to get rid of all these idiots and finally live peacefully.

From the requirements for vacancies "Copywriter"

It takes a socially mature specialist with a heart that has developed not in the house of laughter.

I am afraid they won’t take me. My seemed to be developing in the skyscraper of rust :)))))))

Kirill: in Ukraine they burn the Nipadets:
"In Zaporozhye the train moved a couple who had sex on the roads"
Did they multiply by division?
Cyril: Ah, three for each individual.
1st: They were separatists. Separatists are for separation.

When I finish my vacuum cleaner, my wife always asks me - a lot of garbage?
If I say a lot, I have not dusted for a long time.
And if it’s a little, then it’s been cleaned up recently (((

Yesterday, my beloved fell in a strange position.
xxx: Behind the monitor with an open compound on my knees, with one hand I push the air inside it with a large mattress pump, the other click something with my mouse and get mad.
xxx: She said that she now understands why they say “reanimate the computer.”
xxx: And I just had a cooler on the view, stood up in the middle of the final rendering of the project...

The flight is over. I found my husband’s open beer at the table, turned it over and while I ran out with a cloth, everything was dry.

This is:
Tamias: When I speed up to 120 km / h in the car, in the cabin from the passenger side begins to smell shit. What could it be? There is no one in the room besides me. The option "you have Phoenix got rid of" do not offer.

Change the oil in the box. If recently there was a repair, then someone joked, throwing the shit into the box. An old driver trick.

HH: Well, I’m working for myself. I am my own boss and subordinate. The subordinate wants to rest, and the boss wants to walk. In short, schizophrenia in all its glory!

Dialogue at work. Me and my colleague (K):
I am listening to the roots.
Q: Who is Who?
and the roots.
Q: What is what?
The roots!
(K): Oh oh oh oh!! to
“Korn, bl*t thou art!
A: Aha aha! I thought I was completely canceled.

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