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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №103524
 02.10.2014
Women spend most of their alimony not on their children, but on themselves. Their husbands do not pay them so as not to pay for the life of the woman with whom they have separated.
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Correctly, she has a salary of 15 thousand (really acceptable salary in our city, "especially for women"), he - up to 20. He lists such an honest 25%, and instead of keeping a baby on them, she went to buy clothes for those 5000! All of us are so wealthy. The child is to contain - pennies, and the alimony is ripped off.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103523
 02.10.2014
You shouldn’t talk to Google either.
Leha: "beyond" and "Google" are not compatible.
Sergey: It was compatible with everything.
Sergey: a cross-shaped bead.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103522
 02.10.2014
Protesters in Hong Kong spent the night searching for a monument to Lenin that could be demolished.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103521
 02.10.2014
I need to sleep more.
He pulled out of the refrigerator, laid it on the table and went into the room.
After 15 minutes I come to the kitchen, I see that the peelings are not ready yet, I go to the room.
I check in 15 minutes. Not ready, they lie on the table.
It came to me for the fourth time.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103520
 02.10.2014
Here is this:
"If the paint in the cartridge is over, it is impossible to scan the document!!! This is me now the boss, the lady with higher education proved! by the way, the radio phone for a long time on the base too can not be left - it will burn!charged - take off!"

You’t be wise, thumb. For example, HP has MFI models that refuse to do anything at all if the toner is out. The same problem occurs with them when installing a non-original toner cartridge.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103519
 02.10.2014
here here :
Less than the Prince of Monaco.
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I don’t know what the problem is with a girl who hasn’t had anyone for a year.
I can say about myself. Fuck them with the princes. It doesn’t matter what kind of money, car or other stuff. Yes, even the appearance does not decide.The other thing is when you feel comfortable with a person. You can talk, they will laugh. It is nice to spend it a short time before. Because when you are ticked in the face with their biceps, car, they do a couple of standard compliments and that’s all. Even the angry desire that exists is rejected.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №103518
 02.10.2014
Boy, what...
I did not understand.
“I meant that Michael’s deed is admirable, as it corresponds to the highest moral and will quality of Michael as a gentleman.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103517
 02.10.2014
X: Tan, I am sick, I am so sick, sorry for me!
Natasha, you are so pitiful!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103516
 02.10.2014
From the email spam: "And if you are lazy to move, you can order sports equipment with home delivery!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №103515
 02.10.2014
by Holly

One day my ex-wife blamed me that I was (! Not her grandson, but I) I get from her son a good alimentation

What I answered.
To make sure your daughter lives on the same amount of money as these alimony.

insulted

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103514
 02.10.2014
Comrades, right, you should not comment on every post that affects you with something! Let’s come here to laugh at least a little, and not participate in a boxing correspondence. And let’s finally send here really quotes, not anonymously express your opinion on any issue.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103513
 02.10.2014
40 years ago, you would have been right. Now girls sleep faster than boys, children are increasingly starting to stay with their fathers (I personally know two such single fathers). Women have long been paid equally for equal work with men. And often girls get more boys even for equal work, so that no one is concerned about discrimination.
So the slide is defended!

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Friend, you are talking for the moscovite and maybe the regions. And the rest of our vast homeland lives exactly as the previous speaker said.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103512
 02.10.2014
What if evolution had taken a different path and we were not going WASD, but SZXC?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №103511
 02.10.2014
Nemesis: This is usually the case.
She laid him in the neighboring room.
He doesn’t want me, he decided. and suffered
She fell asleep at dawn, waiting for him to come to her.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103510
 02.10.2014
Goal: to build a wall on the border with Russia
GOL: and MPs to lust
Can you put them in black and on the wall? and :)

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103509
 02.10.2014
I don’t understand the point of leaving the child to the father, not to the mother.
When a baby is born, it is the woman who is next to the baby 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. At the same time, different homework is performed. When the child was born, he went to work and went. And some people like to say that a woman does not do anything, but rests in a maternity vacation.
When a child grows up, a woman also goes to work, but her duties are added to school, circles, trips to doctors and other labyrinths. And daddy is virtually not involved in this (30 minutes in the evening for dinner maximum). And do you seriously think that the man to whom you left a child will do them? Clean up, cook lunch, check homework, buy clothes, etc. He will find another grandmother. And in the end, the child is not left by the father, but given to another grandmother. And what is the meaning of this?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103508
 02.10.2014
Truly it is said, many knowledge is a lot of sorrow.
I liked one man. Good man, noble, from the teaching staff of the Faculty of Philosophy. But when I was ready to throw my head, it turned out that he did not support the Rerich Concept of Living Ethics, and that was all. I liked it :(
In the shit about choosing partners, of course ;)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103507
 02.10.2014
This is:

Leave the children divorced by the fathers. Together with apartments. And pay alimony to fathers in the amount of 70 percent of the salary. And where you will live for yourself, what to go to work (yes, no one will drive you for free) and what to eat - you decide for yourself. Then let’s see how many female individuals won’t avoid food.

Do you want equality? Why do you not consider this equality?
And think of the fact that you still have a daughter from the army to slander...
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The normal people are not affected by what you say, except for alimony in the size of 70%. Where did you see such sums? 1 child – one quarter of the population.
P.S She left her children and property to her ex-husband. Instead of alimony, I pay a marriage loan. I will not be surprised if the former in a couple of years will go to court and for alimony, I am preparing for this case to cover my ass with officially recorded (commodity and cash checks) expenses for the child. Will we go for equality?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103506
 02.10.2014
- First you say that the metro interface is convenient on the PC, that the applications should be on the entire screen, so that nothing distracts. Now you announce the possibility to open them in the window. Where is logic?
and 10.
What is 10?
We’ll call it Windows 10.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103505
 01.10.2014
From the hub of windiws 10:

In the command line, you can use Ctrl+V.
The 21st century...

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