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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10559
 01.10.2008
Mothers, do you feed your children with vegetables, skeletons, etc.? to
Yyy: Yes, I am feeding skeletons. Every night I go to the cemetery with a spade for a new party. Kids bite with pleasure.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10558
 01.10.2008
I am walking in the street today and I hear two girls talking in front of me.
I understand why I am so sad all day.
Why Why?? to
I want to fuck.

So I woke up...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10557
 01.10.2008
If you go to work and meet completely unfamiliar faces, you may be late.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10556
 01.10.2008
Discuss the accident:
1: What is there?
2: I don't know, but the beat doesn't seem to melt
1: What kind of bits? It is not the 90s!
Why do you have no beats in your car?
1: not
2: And the montage?
1: There is no mounting
2: What do you have then?
One is a towel.
Of course, it’s not the 90s now.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10555
 01.10.2008
And suddenly the BAC was already launched and the shit was already there, and we are living in a backward world...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10554
 01.10.2008
m@ri@ (21:29:05 28/09/2008)
You liked my sister.

KaYuka (21:29:27 28/09/2008)
Is it hypnosis?

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