I look at the wounds. Chuvas rehearse the type for the first or second time, turning the track. In a minute of broadcast time, they invented a guitar party and solo on the baseball, about bass and drums there was not even a speech. From the first time (!) They played like notes. No "blah, I forgot", "procrali entry", "your party of UG and the cycled jerk". Then a girl approaches them, gives poems, they immediately (!) Poetry to song. Without the "there's the rhythm of the nihui", without the "do not dare to emphasize this word, the meaning changes", without the "on your lines is not enough tactics"... And then the schoolboy thinks it is worth taking a guitar, as the band itself will become mega-hard. MDA...

I decided to read about gender relations.
I looked at men’s forums.
Title: Child and divorce, How to survive separation, What a woman wants, Feelings of guilt and duty...
To complete the question, I decided to study the women.
The first title is Marmelade! Who Eat?

If a person has a smile or confusion on the face on the question "do you know the compass?" then, most likely, he will be able to help you.

From an article about the photo:
Auto-focus, like a typical woman in front of a showcase with dresses, can not determine her preferences, finally making a completely unexpected choice.

Thinking about nick...
The candy has been sweetened several times.
Iris - tightly clinging, fucking digging off.
Chocolate - khm... experienced and skilled girl )))
Hot thing - Nihera does not know, but loves to get out.
The cat flies after every fuck.
Angel is sitting on chemistry.
VIP - well here all guessed, stupid prostitute.
Sexy is the equivalent of VIP, but the degree of intolerance is much higher.
The witch is a nymphoman.
Imho

Today I entered our bedroom in a circular coat on a naked body. My husband was sitting on my back, completely naked. I thought he was waiting for me to have sex. I began to dress up playfully...then I saw that he was drawing a rodent on his penis and talking to him.

1st
I am crazy about that girl!! to
1st
utb all in the world shuttle gave the shob of electricity next to the seat)
2 is
Even your iPad on 32 GB?
1st
The Fucks

Protect me!! to
We have a shop in Tomsk "TITANIC" guarding the chop "ISBERG" ))

Call on Sunday evening:
Is your job search still relevant?
Yes, I listen to you.
The company is looking for a sales manager for metal frames. According to your resume, you are very good with us!
But I didn’t say I wanted to be a sales manager.
But we think you will succeed...

Fuck, I have a kitchen collection on the circles to the compass moved again...

To increase the productivity of support services, I suggest in the waiting mode for the operator's response to include instead of uniform melodies - audio recordings of customer communication with technical support. Maybe, waiting for a virtual audience for 10-15 minutes, the client will hear a similar question and learn how to solve it.

How can such a huge stupidity be placed in such a tiny brain?

92 years, Yekaterinburg, SEMZ, I am the chief of the guard, two fighters without weapons (the law on private security is adopted, there are no shells) on the flight.... notice two comrades expropriating the color. by Met. The pursuit begins... the pursued have something to lose, so they run faster... one of the guards who was a little behind shouts: shoot... the leader (I don’t know what he had in his head) shouts: BA-BAH... the pursued were lying down from the hook, and were well bound... The punishment was respected...

Scientists have found a new way to conceive.
What does the old man not like?

As for drivers. Hopefully not Ugg :)

In France, the far right lane is used for public transport and taxis. I drove a taxi in Paris, there are wild traffic jams, but no one goes out on the right lane. I asked the taxi driver why? He says the penalty is high. I ask – which one? He replies - say, if the cause is serious, for example, dying to the hospital you take, then 2000 euros, if not very serious - on the plane you are late, then 5000 euros, and if you just rush somewhere 10,000 euros.

Everything is very simple - violated the PDD, sell the car, pay a fine and walk. It is better for health.

I go to class.
Kids: %teachername%, you look so good today
I’m going to fuck you, shit. and thank you.
From the 1st of April!!! to

Never address a person with headphones on the street with any questions.
Man with headsets

According to statistics, in the last 3 years, the number of people who failed in the open well has increased 12 times, theoretically this is due to the appearance on mobile phones ICQ.

In psychology, she said that animals can’t plan. And I told her that the white-flying can.

Tagged: hello
Did you get gold for me?
XH: Yes
WOW: Well it is wonderful
WOW: How do you live?
Tag: the norm
WOW: What is new?
Did you write rabbits?
XH: No
Forgot to translate the clock?
You are, fucking, a generator of random questions!! to