Interview with Antonio Banderas:

Why did you decide to make a movie about the cat? Why not a donkey? Or here in "Shrek", for example, there was an interesting character - a depressed spider.
Probably because the producers decided that my secondary character... has brilliant prospects to become a star! Because everybody loves cats.

Those who haven’t booked a table yet, hurry!There are very few free tables!! to
If you don’t have a table, you’ll get in.
No, they will not be allowed in. Entrance only with tables.

Don’t talk to a child like a child if you don’t want him to talk to you like a marasmatic in 40 years.

in connection with the appearance of the malicious service of operators "the subscriber appeared in the network" it is also time for them to enter a notice "the subscriber appeared money on the account"(

I sit and talk to my husband:
Do you do nothing there for a while?
My muscles shrink.
Where are they then?
I don't know, maybe there's a hole somewhere, it's down.
My husband (also gladly cries): I even know where!

The Scorpion. 28 October.
This is a great day to speak to a public. Even if you don’t have that in your plans, you can tell a poem loudly and expressively in public transport. The passengers will first cheer, but then you will obviously bear angry applause.

From the guide: "How to sit on a spat".
Extend your legs as far as possible. yet yet! Larger than we have in the picture. The feet are parallel. Transfer the body weight from one leg to the other. If you lose balance, hold on to the floor or dwarf. 10 of repetitions.

From the forum, discuss Battlefield 3:

A lot of bugs, something they missed

Even funny things:
In one of the first missions it was necessary for one of the partners to open the door, and the three run through the door as nothing happened.)
I think they all came.
but here one of them again through the two returns and typically apologizes brother we forgot that you can't do so, knocks the door off the leg and we have fun running on :)

You try to find a recipe for a dish with not expensive ingredients and not difficult in preparation, but you find forever the same:
Take smoked salmon, roasted parmesan cheese, black seeds of pineapple (roasted), a pen from the butt of a polar savage and three eyes of a dragon.

I dreamed of a tiger who attacked me. I came to work, found a dream book on the Internet, I read - the attack of a tiger - an excuse from the management. At this time the director passed by, I saw that I was sitting in a dream room and I got an excuse. fucking

The State Institution. As is often the case with retirees. In principle, not a bad man, but the military past makes sense. It hangs not only the office, but also the computer consumers, and even the periphery. Therefore, somewhere he broke out an ancient booklet on the "EVM", read it to the hole, and strictly demands compliance with the terminology. Now, to get a new mouse from him, you need to write a statement in 2 copies, requesting to issue a "optical manipulator" type of "mouse". Keyboard - a device for text data input, a printer - a device for text data output, a cartridge - a switching unit for text data output, a bulb - a mobile information carrier. You say, the accounting...

My brother, after yesterday.
You got yesterday: “Let’s smoke, the grass is unscathed, let’s smoke again,” and in an hour, in full seriousness, “Oh! Where did you come from?"

He: I will go to save a man’s life, to save his virginity, otherwise he will just be you.
She : How? Do you cover your poop?

I was walking in the street today and a strange old lady came with me. I still can’t get rid of the feeling that if I continued to talk to her, she would definitely give me a quest!! to

Cunick: The scientist told a stunning story. Everyone who studies in postgraduate studies has heard of such an institution as the VAK - the Higher Assessment Commission. It affirms all kinds of educational standards in science and checks candidate and doctoral studies on "left".

cunick: In the years of the USSR, the abbreviation was the same, but the commission was called not "higher", but "all-Union". And there was, in those transitional years, one graduate student who, when he heard that the commission would be renamed. He thought it was - all-Union, it will be (probably) - Russian. What to write on documents? He called the reception room to clarify. Next conversation: -Good morning, I was a graduate student wanted to ask one thing. Did it really become cancer?

Cunick: We stand in this position.
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She ordered her clothes via the internet.
Is it possible to wear clothes via the internet?
E-mails come and go through the disc.
Admin in attempts: the server hangs, who downloaded the double-bed sofa?! to

The question of the seven-year-old son: "Mommy, why were police garbage called mints before?", brought me into a prolonged stupor, to be honest...

No, I am, of course, lazy too... But when you broke the fence because you were lazy to paint it, I realized I had a place to grow!

XHH: Now the former classmate writes, saying, there is an urgent question, should I call? I said, call me, of course. She asks the number. I tell him. She came out of the ass, and throws a sms, like the subscriber has no money, call him again.
XHH: It’s been 10 minutes... she really had an urgent question?

XXX: Command to all
I live with my mom XD
XXX: It doesn’t bother.
Yyy: It doesn’t stop my mom from giving me a lace.
zzz: to beer leach - Ahuyenen
ZZZ: The Golden Mom