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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72258
 29.10.2012
He is studying in Canada.

I went to ski to dress.
Where are you going to ride?
Yes, I’ll go to the universe.
WOW: O_O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72257
 29.10.2012
a1tra Ural > what does 5d mean?
kaban 7610 > there in the advertisement is written "you will feel the same as the heroes of the roll"
kaban 7610 > and list below
Kaban 7610 > wind in the face
Kaban 7610 > water spray
kaban 7610 > well I think it's cool
Kaban 7610 > further...
Kaban 7610 > Lightning Strike
Kaban 7610 > O_O
A1tra Ural and Gt
kaban 7610 > and chata I immediately as changed my mind
Kaban 7610 > the light is turned off
a1tra Ural > lightning charging

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72256
 29.10.2012
Starcraft is very popular in Korea.
In which Korea? Or they are two...
XXX is mda. What do you think, in which?
YYY: in the server pod? ?
XXX is fucking
XXX: The Other
XXX: The Customer

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72255
 29.10.2012
I used to drink and smoke sometimes. I had a family, normal income, housing, a car. All was okay.
But I read Allen Carr’s book and quit smoking. Liked it. After a year, I stopped drinking. I drink only green tea, no coffee and no lemonades.
And a pipet. My wife said I was bored. The car and the apartment were given to them. Then she sent me out of there. Without a car and a license, there was no normal work. This is a real story. I am protecting.
Can you start drinking and smoking? Actually I don’t know how. I hate neither drinking nor smoking.
Trouble is simple.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72254
 29.10.2012
I have the phone from the gadgets the most stupid, translated time (even the microwave and then did not translate)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72253
 29.10.2012
I read the news tape, the latest news "The secret of the origin of the moon is finally uncovered", so stupid and want to add the next "Shocking discovery, the earth is not flat"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72252
 29.10.2012
of Ukraine.

He walked into the kitchen with the TV on. There is a guy standing there and talking about elections with a serious face. Someone in the mask of Darth Vader.

Do I live in a normal country?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72251
 29.10.2012
Mother: I have to buy a cat this... to beat the nails... a drunkard!
I : Something?
That... that cocktail!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №72250
 29.10.2012
I know how to make Finland a Russian governorate. We take the boys from the children's homes, and a couple of mothers. We take them all to Finland, where moms chase the children in front of the police (to be sure). Children are taken to Finnish kindergartens, moms go for a new portion of children. And so several times. In 50 years, everyone will be speaking Russian.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72249
 29.10.2012
The sister broke up with the guy - he is a boxer, curly blonde, beautiful, all with him. My mother asks:
Why did you break up anyway?
"Mom, it's like our refrigerator - big, beautiful, everyone likes it, but inside is empty!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72248
 29.10.2012
She: On cigarettes write "causes lung cancer", on alcohol "harms health". Why don’t men write “Pizzac nervous system” on men?

He: Maybe because it needs to be written on girls? ))))))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №72247
 29.10.2012
Amazing nearby
Sharikova’s first word was "abyr" – "fish"
in the English layout "f,sh"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №72246
 29.10.2012
dimskef: when I want to work - I work, so that when I want to rest - I can rest

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72245
 29.10.2012
Commentary on mail:
Two years of colony received the sanitary technician Udaltsov for screaming on the street: 'Everything has melted, the whole system needs to be changed!'

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №72244
 29.10.2012
Judging by some posts, their authors study somewhere in the classes at 6-7, because they sincerely believe that everyone will definitely be funny if we just see the word "minet".
And judging by the "best", they are not always wrong.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72243
 29.10.2012
...
I can say one thing. We urgently need the city of Dolboebsk.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72242
 29.10.2012
XXX: I decided to check if the capacitive display on my smartphone will respond to the heated nail.
XXX: I don’t have a smartphone anymore.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72241
 29.10.2012
xxx: yeah... when I wrote you a fun message "Hello! I haven’t seen it for a thousand years... and secretly hoped that it would be possible to become good friends or old acquaintances... apparently it didn’t work. Once again, you take a very strange position in my life. You either appear or disappear from it, and the attitude toward you does not change...I wonder how long will it last? A lot of men have gone out of my life, and you are still there. And why? ?

YYY: Yes because I’m hollowed.

xxx: the fuck)))))))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №72240
 29.10.2012
The knife-stroporez is the embodied dream of any military equipment designer: cheap, perfectly performs the assigned function and is not appreciated by the citizen.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72239
 29.10.2012
M: Yes, she’s great, I’d beat it!
You have no taste! You’d even beaten a dead cow.
M: For whom do you take me? I think you are a fool!! The dead would never be struck!

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