XHH: In the new apartment, I decided to go out in the evening. It didn’t work, and I decided to catch a neighbor’s wai fa. A lot of networks, I decided to connect to one, the other. and hopelessly. I went to sleep. I wake up in the morning, I watch, and one of the networks became called “Hui, you, not the free internet.”

The Black Cat (18:09:48 2/10/2011)
I am pregnant

God in the cages (18:10:02 2/10/2011)
I sympathize ))

The Black Cat (18:10:15 2/10/2011)
Why do you sympathize with me?

God in the cages (18:10:31 2/10/2011)
Not you, I am a child. :D

I understood that it was time to change something in my life, when I threw the garbage and the bombs began to drive me away from the tanks, with the screams "This is our territory".

In the Internet cafe, a glass of beer should not be 500 ml but 512 ml
and vodka not 100 grams, but 128

18:32 Julia> Guys, I can't find the work on the Internet
18:32 Julia> What to do?

On Sunday evening, a young Moskvich, who was engaged in diving in the Moscow river, found a Kalashnikov machine at the bottom in the area of Krylatsky Bridge, reports the agency "Interfax" with reference to a source in law enforcement agencies.
Diver raised his weapons to the surface and called the police. The machine was seized and sent for examination.
<...>

A small diver found a machine.

I have found out! Now I know what Turbo gum smells like! These are apricots! Crying is not a magical and "turbo" smell. These are apricots!

My linguist friend when I see my girlfriend moves to German. Is it a compliment or a request?! to

The murky of solidarity, the baton of Gagarin... I would not have thought in my life, but I am Anfis Chekhov!!! to

XXX: I wonder how can I not get it out? Or am I just a sex guru?
YYY: Ask Dad how you can’t get the time.

xxx: Wife's girlfriend was selling matraces at Hermitage
I met a Frenchman and went to him.
Yyy: now herself as a mattress

Mother
by 26.09.11
while kissing

The Son
Where are you?
by 26.09.11

Mother
Read Israeli News
by 26.09.11

The Son
You can read and rewrite, just open another window.
by 26.09.11

Mother
We have winter, and it is cold.

The main flyer of our country appears to be locked deadly, and the wind is doomed to blow in this direction.

<zev682> I’m not just waking up, I’m baking cocktails! My wife does not know how to make cakes. That’s why I burn them!!! to
<[PEER]Dyxa> zev682: It’s sad when you don’t bake your wife, but your cocklets

...and I realized that the wind was evil, when in one of the earlier versions she asked me "Do you want to go out the window?"

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I wasn't noticed in disorderly sexual relationships, I live alone, I cook, I don't walk half my salary, and I don't spend it on anything.
I am a gamer.

X: Well you know, if you turn on the Bean Hill in your headphones
X: and turn on our football
X: A rather funny picture

Miracle pills will allow a person to drink and not get drunk
aaa> read as a miracle
bbb> and it is true!

Corc: earned home until late, the evil.. ancestors from the neighboring room to walk the dog, dressed, descended, came to the garden...
In the second round I realized I forgot the dog.)

Dima: I decided to try a new ketchup lying in the refrigerator
The taste seemed somewhat strange.
Dima: let, I think, I’ll look at the back of the packaging comments, what people think about it at all.
Two minutes of smoke.)
Max: comments straight on the packaging, a great idea!
Sometimes go out on the street.