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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103464
 01.10.2014
The man at night so loudly cries: "Elen, where are you going!", "that even the neighbors wake up.
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and tolerate! You can’t imagine how hard it is to drag when the deer are going in the wrong direction :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №103463
 01.10.2014
We appealed to the company 1C with the offer to enter the following designs in the language (it is a version 6.0):

WHY AND NOT - checking the condition again (the most common glucose of the old 1C)
Continuously - performs by the operator without failures and hangings
From now on, it assigns the value of the variable so that it is actually there. (To assign a variable type, for example, "Manual" value in the language 1C - sometimes a very difficult task, sometimes requiring design from 4 operations)
WHATEVER - displays the text of the report which without this operator is displays once.
Do not sleep – disconnects the internal glucogen generator
I told him that he will follow the team until it is completed.
To have a conscience is to suspend the execution of the command when it hangs.

The company did not listen to our opinion.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №103462
 01.10.2014
18+ about sex shop
I don't remember where the story came from, maybe even read here a long time ago.
There was a boy's birthday and friends decided to joke, bought an artificial vagina for masturbation. But a small whistle was inserted into the drainage hole for air to hunt ducks. The nominee unpacked, but reacted indifferently, everyone cried and continued to celebrate. When the celebration was in the midst, the nominee disappeared somewhere. And here from the bathroom it is: "Choose-Blood-Blood....What for us!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103461
 01.10.2014
Question on the toaster: Now tried to record the image of ubuntu-12.04.4-desktop-amd64.iso
with unetbootin and startup disk creator on ubuntu 14.04.
Why is there a crazy boot on the flash drive and how to fix it?
Can you tell me what I am doing wrong?

Answer: #dd bs=4M if=ubuntu-12.04.4-desktop-amd64.iso of=/dev/sdb

Comment on the answer: Man, it works better than all the utilities that have previously written flashes. You opened up a wonderful new world for me.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103460
 01.10.2014
here here :
I work on a 3/3, and for me the week looks like Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, Sunday.

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