I have a very important conversation with you!!! to
Oh... what one?
Mark: It is very important!!! to
Oleg is now? The skype?
No to dialogue! urgently!
Tell me, I am here.
So imagine you’re a rumble.
Oleg: I am a romb, I have four corners. And which? The angles are equal?
Mark: Yes
Oregon is OK. I am an equangular romb, but then this square will be
Mark: It’s all, it’s definitely not a rumble, it’s a square!
Am I a square?
Thank you bro!

I have forgotten the mushrooms. Something grows in our counties, but the ecology is such that if you try to cut them, they in response show a tail.

Today, the teaching in philosophy burned: “Well, we have a secular state, thank God!)"

I look beautiful in this mirror! ^ ^ ^
Show me this mirror! O_O

The cartographic service issued:

Below you can see a detailed map of Antarctica in Russian with the data on it: location of hotels with streets and addresses, photos of beautiful places, attractions, airports, restaurants and other interesting places in Antarctica.

and a virginly clean screen under the text)

While sitting in the hairdresser read in the magazine advice "buy some little thing to raise the mood"
On the way home, I bought a pink hole.

Interested in black peels?
2.- most likely white, because it is dead skin and it whitens.
The dead Negro is a white Negro.? to

Comments on the game:

The next day I’ll have to go through the dark passage between the bodies...but I can’t understand where it is, please tell me!
He is between the corpses.
Yes, thank you (I found it)
Call me if you do.
Okay Okay 😉

With 4PDA, about smartphones:
What if my hand is smaller than that of Samsung?! to

yyy: If you have a hand smaller than the recommended Samsung hand, then you need to appear at Samsung’s service center, where you will be swallowed up to the size recommended by Samsung in a special press from Samsung.

xxh: yesterday in the car school was fun, we decided where it makes sense to put the sign "zator";
XHHH: decided that on the entrance to Moscow should be put

Dear Dmitry Viktorovich! Please send me a price list or something like that. Or we will call you about: but this shit is how much it costs, and here is that... and the drive is like that at what price! In order to avoid such situations, we urge you to comply with our request!!! to

Some guys are breaking a piano under the window. Two symphonies have been written in the process.

It’s all about lack of sleep.
I am studying in second shift. Day, all gathered, left the house, I go for a couple. When I went through the second quarter, I remembered that I had left my phone at home. I go back, listen to music, on my wave, in general. She entered the house with the full feeling that she had already returned from the universe, drank tea, washed dishes, lay down and watched with a sense of duty.
The confused doubts visited me only closer to the evening.

Is there alcohol?
Program or alcohol?
XXX: I am at work, what a fucking program :-D

The Wife Called

Wife: Vital, do you bring two or three bottles of beer?
Why not one?? to
You are sick!

I love my wife and her logic. Lena thank you. It is :)))

about tolerance. Included the son "Teenage Ninja Turtles". In new series, except for four of our favourites
Heroes discovered ninja turtle girl...I wait for an African turtle and a gay turtle

Everyone has not only the right to work, but also the right not to use it.

This is how anecdotes are born.
For years, I do not guarantee the literality of the quotation, although I was present in person, but as close as possible to the original.
The teacher at the parents’ meeting in the kindergarten: “Dear parents! If you think your child is asleep, do not have sex with him. We’re tired of getting red when we listen to what games and how Daddy played with Mommy at night!”
by Ivan Fuckov

The wedding was quiet. There was free Wi-Fi in the restaurant.

The Prehistory. In the evening we do the whole family homework of the son (3 kL) on literature. I had to remember some stories.
The history. Let us go to sleep. I say to my wife:
Let’s play a fairy tale, who do you want to be?
And, looking into her honest eyes, I anticipate the answer and answer myself:
I’m going to play the "Sleeping Beauty"))