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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №70918
 02.10.2012
I write the control. Mother comes
Why don’t you go to sleep so late?
I write control.
So why do you do everything at the last minute? can’t you do it in advance?
I am a lawyer student, and suddenly the law changes.
What a serpent you are, and you turn out!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №70917
 02.10.2012
XXX: Who are you a choleric? Or maybe a phlegmatic, sandwich?
Probably a penguin.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №70916
 02.10.2012
Oksana
If you wash your ass and say you’re washing your ass, it’s a present.

Theme
Yes Yes
You are right

Oksana
If you wash your ass all the time, it’s a simple present.

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It does not!

Oksana
HOA
AAAA
Periodically wash your ass.

Theme
When you wash your ass at the same time.

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And if you washed your ass yesterday, it’s a paste-simple.
If you wash your ass before going to the bathroom, this paste is perfect.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №70915
 02.10.2012
Miracle of Light:
Paradoxically, but
Men make men.
Especially women! and :)

I was rattled by an army.
Sados

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70914
 02.10.2012
Hi to you. The MacBook broke. It seems that the problem is either in the low-voltage cable or in the connector. Does it make sense to speak to you?
Hi to you. We will be happy to sell you a new one!
and thanks. I have already sold the new one with pleasure.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70913
 02.10.2012
19.09.2012 17-45 Caesar: come to me? I jumped the Avengers in good quality, let’s see.
19.09.2012 17-46 Plutovka: Well, of course. I know you. This mess is years older than me.
19.09.2012 17-49 Caesar: Olya, go to Fig. They hit. I have an armored LED at home on 42, the 5.1 system, and I bought all this to glue the body. I have very different methods, and especially you are my friend. Ol, I just really want to watch a movie with someone who shares my interest in Marvel Heroes.
19.09.2012 18-05 Plutovka: Well then blame for suspicions and wait for an hour to visit.
19.09.2012 18-07 Caesar: Ok.

20.09.2012 14-01 Plutovka: Now say more that you could not even imagine that it would end. XD is
20.09.2012 14-03 Caesar: It was quite possible.Moreover, the marvels were absolutely parallel to me until yesterday evening. by LOL
20.09.2012 14-05 Plutovka: Who are you after that? It is :)
20.09.2012 14-09 Caesar: the wretch of essence. Will you come today?
20.09.2012 14-05 Plutovka: And where I will go :*

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №70912
 02.10.2012
xxx: I walk today on the boulevard, there are a few moms with children of three or four years of age.
XXX: A dog passes by with her dog. He makes a genius phrase.
xxx: "The children were born here, there is no place for the dog to walk out!and "

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70911
 02.10.2012
SkaN: My hair on my ass from anger moves faster than you

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №70910
 02.10.2012
xxx: I slept with him in a man's way - for a crack. And he is with me in a woman’s way – for gratitude.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №70909
 02.10.2012
- In the morning from the bank came a text message:"We remind you that the date of the scheduled payment 01.01.3000, do not forget to pay the loan." Here they so obsessively hinted that I will owe them all my life I and my children up to the 120th knee. They will remember!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70908
 02.10.2012
I am going to work. The TV flips. The brain captures the phrase:
When you go on vacation, you can take a child or other baggage with you.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №70907
 02.10.2012
Attacker Samuel It’O lives in Moscow in an apartment of one thousand square meters. The Mahakkalinsky club pays for apartments located in one of the capital high places, 80 thousand euros a month.

Oh, sorry, you want to fuck, you can’t get there.

[ + 38 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70906
 02.10.2012
The Habr:

Yes, it is, but the more real option is this:

Vasya pumped his persis and went to sleep.
Pete is working.

Vasya went for a walk with friends.
Pete is working.

Vasya smokes and sleeps with two girls
Pete is working.

Vasya got caught on drugs and now sits in the siso, and Petya earned the first 100 thousand, but had no idea what to do with them - and then he was shot down by a car. It’s stupid, but this is real life.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70905
 02.10.2012
I climb today to the exit of Savelovskaya, and on the stairs the grandmother stands and masches a newspaper of the type "Work for you", loudly advertising:
All work in Moscow is free! Free work in Moscow!and "

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №70904
 02.10.2012

And today I got stuck on the cross. I was so overwhelmed. I even learned a few new words.
2: Get used to it
1: I just don’t understand one thing. I don’t know how to whisper ‘ebun squabby’ but I didn’t know the expression until tonight.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №70903
 02.10.2012
It was necessary for the ancient Greeks to ruin their country so that millions of tourists come to admire the ruins, and thus provide their descendants. Does this mean that modern Greeks do not want to fall behind their ancestors, and are striving to collapse the European Union, to secure their descendants?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70902
 02.10.2012
M1: She is awesome!
M2 is?
M1: I compared her logic to the logic of the turning machine, and she took this compliment magnificently.
M1: She is the only one in the world that I marry. If not, I’ll have to be gay.
M2: O_O You only tell me the result, yes, for the case.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70901
 02.10.2012
The whole morning was plagued by the thought that the only problem of Elrond Poe Elf was not the darkness coming from the east, and even with him, the only problem of Elrond was that his wife fell to Valinor, and his aunt remained in the Middle-earth.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №70900
 02.10.2012
YYY: Yesterday I saw Mishan in the store — standing on the box with four bottles of mounting foam. Repair is done?
XXX God, have mercy on me! Once in the courtyard of Mishani, some fool parked his car overnight across the courtyard - not to pass, not to pass. Mishanya went, bought a bubble of foam and stung the exhaust pipe, wheel arches, and what remained was in the grille of the radiator.
XXX: Four bottles will suffice to swallow the entire salon. So - yes, you can say "repair is over"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70899
 02.10.2012
My colleague (developer) has returned from vacation.
First question: what is the name of the program in which we work most often?

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