I came up with the antonym of the word "trist", finding a bottle of cold beer on Saturday morning - "Uraška"

I understood why sweets "Sea Cummings" are so called, after I broke a tooth about a slice inside :(

We had a tough matana teacher. Repeated 8 times. The admission to the exam was also received by the whole stream not from the first time. So he still had the habit of airing the audience before each couple and during the break. In any weather. And he walked all the time in windshields and velvet pants (both in winter and in summer... and he read lectures in the same clothes. If suddenly another came, everyone was in shock. And sometime in February on a break, opened the window, we are all sitting in jackets, cold, the tooth on the tooth does not fall, he stands in his windshield (under which only a T-shirt is worn) and says, "It's cold? and nothing. Meat is better stored in the cold. Why are you all trembling? I haven’t changed clothes since September...Why are you laughing? Who told you I didn’t get rid of it?"))

Young man in headsets, pass on the journey! The young man! Are you dumb?! to

mmorg Blood and Soul
The system message:
The player has a rare skill of Mind.
Fabka says: Yeah.. very rare skill in our time :)

80% of Russians are not ready to give up pirated content
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A: Yes, this is not a reference to the jurfake check.
B: Do the authors believe it? I thought they were weighing.

Description of the film:
Another film about TP, dreaming of living beautifully, by moving the legs. The fairy tale quickly ends and the reality begins, in which the grandmother understands that money should be earned by the mind, not the ancestor. Unfortunately, in our reality, this does not happen to the grandmother. Everyone thinks of themselves as an exceptional creature who thinks all the babies are stupid, and I am a queen. Therefore, the film is also worth watching for educational purposes, maybe somebody such a film will make to think and after school go not to the fool, but to the institute..))))) Although I am deceiving...)))

by Alexandra1987:
Director of the Glass Company:
- Someone comes to us and says, "I want to reserve my mercy". We ask: "From a gun, machine machine, rifle?"
In the sense? He is asking.
We take him to the demonstration hall, in which there are samples of armored glasses after field tests: one web from the PM, from the other half a bullet from the AK, etc.
The man looked and said:
That’s what everybody is (!) I will have to put new glasses!? to

And only rushed and restored the gift of speech, they offered him not to change the glass, but the country of residence :).

8 month pregnancy:
I will be happy when I can sleep on my stomach.
The drunk...
And displaced...

I woke up tomorrow and turned on the computer. And it’s cold, so I wrapped myself in a blanket and sat behind a compost like a cocon. Twenty minutes later, my mom comes in, looks at me and says, “Son, you’d dress up. Or you sit like a fool in a blanket."
A good start of the day.

He told the cat to guard the cake and went to the kitchen for tea. I’m back – no cat, no cookies = (Gadina...

D: In fact, I deceived you about age, I’m not 24 like you, but almost 25.
Q: How soon?
1 year ago =(

Alexandra
I always wanted to have a friend like that.)
Alexandra
Gayly

Stanislaw
Why do you have such a friend? The men would take you away =)

Alexandra
It is))
Alexandra
My girlfriend is yes!
Alexandra
We would go out and go to shops.)
Alexandra
And if I had a guy, why should I have such a guy?
Alexandra
There would be two friends...

According to rumors, pop-up actors come up with their pseudonyms on the principle:The name is the nickname of the first pet.The family is the name of the first street of residence.

Evgeny Turov
of Lenin ?

by Kononenko
Thora Lermontova =>

Natalia Ivanova
Do I mean solidarity?? to

Aliss
And I am, fucking, the button of Gagarin... :' ((

Vvv: Yesterday I went by bus at peak hour.
vvv: The bus is the old door current one.
Vvv: I stood at the end of the bus. At the next stop comes a fairly large crowd of people, the driver by loud communication: the passing to the back door!" the bus floor with surprise turns and finding its absence falls into a stupor*, the driver: "well, fun! * the bus floor with even greater confusion turns*, so it continues again 3 times, then someone of the passengers did not stand and stated to the entire bus what he thinks about the mental development of the driver, education and his orientation in space))) the driver's answer on the loud communication: "and this is what bus?" thrown passengers into rust)))

Basil : and
I’m going home now, my dear.

I was told in the support that the internet does not glide, but simply does not rush. Have they swallowed?

At the park, upon receipt of the passport, put the signature of his director.

K''yollar (00:58:27 1/10/2011)
If the teacher puts the student satisfactorily after the tenth transfer, it means that the student did not satisfy him, but borrowed.