Lav: I thought, I’ll make money — I’ll buy a tablet, I’ll play evil birds.
Lav: Six months did not eat, did not sleep, of course, the birds played on the PC.
I finally bought a plan.
LAW: Do you fuck me now?

She realized that her breasts really grew when she dropped an apple in her decoult.

Discuss the video where Bieber plays on stage during a concert.
The best comment:

Missantropic
Even Bieber is sick of Bieber :D

I have a new boyfriend)
XX: I started to remember what happened yesterday.
XX: He proposed to meet.
XXX: I asked him to write a receipt about what he remembers saying)))
XX: I wake up in the morning, the receipt lies
WOW: It is all serious!

I turned on the TV now. The National Geographic. They are looking for the German submarines. Under the voice of the dictator show a chronicle of the fighting life of German sailors. In one of the footage showed how they charged a torpedo with the inscription. In the Russian. "For Stalin!"

(13:54:19) Riot: still like the main character all the way in a helmet (never shoot for the movie) he covers almost all the face except the beard and lips
(13:54:34) Riot: so he demonstrated his acting skills with this piece better than a dwarf paralytic!
(13:54:50) Riot: a sad beard! a beard in anger, a thoughtful beard...
(13:55:14) Riot: and only a fun beard the viewer has not seen, because the hero is too brutal for all kinds of fun

by Lenta

FAS decided to put Russians in line for seats at the cemetery in order to fight corruption in this service market.

I could not write further...

111 - and I like porn with sanitary workers, with electricians, with gardeners there all kinds of)
222 - Is it because you are a sanitary engineer? x )
111 - No, of course it is too! But more important is the sense of justice that the working class punishes the bourgeois.

The mechanical pop is burning again:

However, the collision speed of both probes relative to the asteroid should be quite impressive, from 10 to 30 km / s (36-108 km / h). Such speeds existing carrier missiles do not allow to develop.

The stone:
Have fun: "(36-108 km/h) Such speeds existing carrier missiles do not allow to develop..."
Connect to the Gepard.

Buy me a coat.
I: Look out the window.
I saw the shoes yesterday.

A acquaintance (Z) sends photos of mice (Mongol sandwiches)...commentary after the transfer of files...

(Z) Photo 1 is Sam... but I have disgusting doubts that this black face (photo 2) named Dancer, Sam is choking... so Sam may soon turn into a Seed and fertilize me to a hero of mice... I am in thought... I will...

* From the dispute of developers *
Go to DLL? We’re not at Microsoft working to fuck!

K. Larina, journalist: “Rhythms of Time: In the Soviet Jesus Christ Superstar was banned as religious propaganda, now - as blasphemy.”

Q: Do you do it?
I am sitting at work.
WOW: Working day at 9, I came at 9:15, there is no one, everything is closed. I went through the neighboring office, opened the doors, the time was 10 - no one. No one calls. No one enters. There was a zombie apocalypse and everyone was extinct. He went out, closed doors and windows. After 5 minutes, the boss drew, first issued a premium for the presence in the only number at the workplace, then imposed a fine for closing the office during working hours in the amount of the premium.

In our time in the nick Angelina_56 is not so important 56 - it is the age or year of birth...

The sales department manager (by 1C)
says: "The client needs a server for 15 persons."
They say to him, “What are you serving at the table?”

Retirement age is the age when you live for retirement and pay your children.

From the Android forum:
Show me a picture of the road.
Are you sure you need to show him?
Per the screen is enough?

A: Is your life full? Every day new acquaintances, new girls, nightlife, clubs, cafes, restaurants, numerous hobbies, travel, interesting and highly paid work, etc. Do you have one?
A: No, I am a technician.

October 1 on Twitter: Wake up the guy from Green Day, he asked.