I decided to cook meat brought from hunting today.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I guess it is delicious))
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh My wife will be a surprise. She is just knocking at the door.
...
Do you know what she brought from the store? The Ananas! T.T

I’ve become accustomed that if the second window in the browser opens, it’s porn/poker/mega-diets, etc., but it’s not the site of “United Russia”.

Dasha
You are not a pair of shoes.

Dmitry
You will not be photographed from the dead.

I have stomach pain, so someone in it has gastritis.

P: Visa, an example of a tough recursion urgently! I am being tortured =)
W: Well, see, for example, Pop stands in front of the mirror, and is baptized because it seems to him that in the mirror pop is baptized...
P: You are as harsh as always.

A familiar with the name Titov meets with a girl named Clishna. All his friends troll her about the fact that when she marries him, she will take a double surname Clishna-Titova!

The Chinese launched their first Chinese space station.
YYY: It’s a cover – it’s actually filled with plutonium and is meant to fall on the White House in 20 years, of course by accident.
In 20 years, the Chinese to the White House will break a tunnel underground, straight from China and blow it down.
YYY: They are already rowing it on the go - why do you think so many earthquakes in the Pacific Ocean lead to tsunamis?
xxx: aaah... here’s a bunch of Chinese shaking Japan from below, because they were bombed in the 1950s.
YYY: Yes, the shovels throw into the ceiling of the tunnel

I slept with a girl (not sleeping yet). I went to shower. I see, she has a shampoo "For cats" is worth it. I ask :
I: And that you have a cat shampoo in the shower, you don’t have a cat?
She: I’m my kiss.
I: I didn’t even dream that you would answer that.

The Russian leader once again stated that it is the people who elect the bodies of state power, expressing confidence that in the upcoming elections Russia is waiting for a genuine democratic choice, free from predetermination.

XXX: The last thing I remember – when I was put in a taxi, paid for the trip, they said very compassionate "beware of yourself!"
You see, you remember everything.
XXX is yes. I remember a conversation with a taxi driver.
XXX: Sorry, but I’m here.
Oh shit, I too!
YYY =-O
XXX: I also tried to make that face expression. But broke out.

prepared for work
Is there a Moscow license?
and no.
Well, okay, you’ll work like a portable version.

dair_spb: I just remembered 2000, when the air conditioner in our office smelled every time after specialists came to replace the filters and what else there was. He smelled three days, then three months lived normally. Then the guys came again, something in it, he started smelling again.

A colleague claimed that they brought a fresh dead rat.

A friend from Moscow, riding through the St. Petersburg metro station Alessandra Nevsky Square-2:
- It's that, so successful "Place of Alexander Nevsky" that they decided to release a sequel?