How many megapixels do you have?
It’s not mine, it’s a former photographer.
XXX: How much does he have?
Yyy: it has 18, and megapixels are 12.

Lilith: You do not understand!! I want to live in such a way that I have this... like her... WORKSHOP, FUCK!! to

The Necroglory:
Pearl of the week:
A very big client calls and is upset:
The application has not been processed, the case has not been done, etc.
Open the scan and look at the application:
On it traces of fat, ink, a bunch of incomprehensible spots.
In general, all traces of understanding the importance of this document.
The manager’s response to the client just made them proud:
As the application is filled, so it is processed.

The fly sat on the disk with Karaoke Kirkorov and Pugacheva... And I was nibble and did not doubt. Not a minute.

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They came and said, “You know this, tell me.”
Lav: I’m starting to explain how it’s right.
They interrupt, humiliate, insult, say I’m a lamb and I don’t understand anything, and they leave.
LAW: Why did you come?

We are lying now with our wife and son, the son on the body is written - Bear loves cake and painted mice. My wife is such:

How do you translate "square"?
I – and how is it written?
Look at the child.
I - I see the inscription, I translate - Mouse loves cake
Yes is yes? And I thought beer loves saké.

xxx: I explained to a friend how to draw a block scheme 1 course
Why do I paint them? and :)
XXX: 1 course he does not yet know what to paint them. He is responsible :)
YYY :D

Hackers from the Anonymous group rushed into my elevator.

Mobile phones on Android:
EYE II EYE: 1500 millimeter-hours Social networks, toys, the internet, music – every day. Pleased as an elephant. What am I doing wrong?
Omen-1st: USB is not disconnected