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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38010
 28.10.2010
The director (man) spam came: "men will want you" )
I am afraid to open.)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38009
 28.10.2010
Foreign
Currently, 245 soldiers from Lithuania, 175 from Latvia and 160 from Estonia serve in Afghanistan.

The first comment:
and villigut:
160 from Estonia!!!! Did you fool the entire army? Who will protect Estonia if it is attacked by aliens?

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №38008
 28.10.2010
(In his childhood)
Do you want to be like Terminator?
I was: Dada!
Mom: Eat apples, they have a lot of iron, you’ll be like him.
And I ate, fucking.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38007
 28.10.2010
Do not say anything to me!
But I could not hold back my tears.
Yandex to me today –
The eighth died in Germany.
He did not climb into the loop, did not sit on the heroin,
And he did not hold the armor cold at the helmet.
He had no swine fever or angina.
The eighth life is short.
He predicted everything in the championship.
He had great secrets.
The bookmakers hanged them all, their mother,
The sounds of African vuvuzeles.
He predicted the collapse of Lionel Messi.
And where it will eventually fly out.
Don’t worry, just two hundred!
The life of eight is short.
He predicted – virtually the Messiah –
Uruguay goes to the semi-finals.
Russia will not enter South Africa.
(Here, indeed, without him everyone knew everything.)
Oh, live to live for him – he would have predicted, I see
Victory in the Champions League CSKA
At the stadium somewhere in Paris.
The eighth life is short.
So sleep quietly where you are buried.
(I hope you’re not cut into salad.)
You were blue of blood.
So eight-legged Paul - Vivat!
Add another two hundred.
No more rhythm. The line ends.
Remember how I hit Inista?
The eighth life is short. c) Senya

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №38006
 28.10.2010
xxx: now a woman on the phone says: MCFER
xxx: she is apparently being questioned, and she begins to dictate: michael, church, economy, finance, novel
xxx: and simply to say the international center of financial and economic development can not...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38005
 28.10.2010
What do you do on the long weekend?
I plan to do a niche day 3-4

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №38004
 28.10.2010
Julia: And I went to bed. Did you say everything?
and
Andrei: Well, you are the type of naked, the type I have to present this type, all type so sad, and you are alone, you are also sleeping beds, in delaa... type all such body, and the type without need, and the type here you said, did not come, and did not remember, and where the globe for him in the garage once, and I type "Addadadada, and I kind of "Addadada, in the case, you are not worthy of the best (in the side of the blues "Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
and
Are you smoking? and :-)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38003
 28.10.2010
ViolentBeauty: candy and soft pony as a gift.. - this is not a hint - sauce and fuck a horse,.... Yes to!? to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38002
 28.10.2010
She: And I was told today that I have a mathematical mindset! It is :)
What a warehouse, such a shell...

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №38001
 28.10.2010
I hate my husband’s friends. and angry. I would have married them all.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №38000
 28.10.2010
I received a letter with the topic: Aeroflot Bonus. "Momentally in the sea!" Absolutely fucking.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №37999
 28.10.2010
(Conversation with a girl about the ice)
XXX is
I used to pressing the brake and the machine stopped.
YYYY
And then you press the brake and in 5 minutes you make the Lexus driver pass.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №37998
 28.10.2010
Conversation with Mommy
Am I a stupid mother?
You are a woman...

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37997
 28.10.2010
I found a site with logical tasks:
How can you divide 7 apples equally between 12 boys if each apple has to be divided into equal parts, but none can be cut into more than 5 parts?
Someone does, someone does not, but pleased one of the comments: Apples, maybe more than 5 pieces can not be cut... but boys can!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №37996
 28.10.2010
During the riots in Paris, a failure ended the attempt of the bombers to set fire to the accidentally found there "Lada-Kalina". Because shit not only does not sink, but does not burn.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №37995
 28.10.2010
What did you do in your years for hip hop?? to
Hey... hip-hop... I gave him my hatred.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37994
 28.10.2010
Can I specify the size of the member in the mailbox settings so that there is no spam on the increase?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №37993
 28.10.2010
The Pacific:
This has cursed me!
I sit and watch a movie, there the whole film is looking for a murderer.
He has already overtaken all, tried everything, and can not find it!
So, he gets the phone... he calls the number...
Suddenly my phone starts ringing on my desk, and I
I pick up the phone and say, fuck it, Oleg killed everyone!

The giraffe:
Who called that?

The Pacific:
The night. I've never heard such silence in the phone before :)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №37992
 28.10.2010
Is: Today I went to a new Bruce Willis movie. As a fan he counted how many people he killed. 37 is
It’s little... it gets older.
The movie is about love.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37991
 28.10.2010
I am a computer teacher.
I gave it to Pascal. by some (I am a student):
A: I am not working!! to
I: You probably have a mistake.
U: Yes, writes "The operator was expected".
I: So there was an operator there.
I thank you, cap...

I sit in Ahuya, probably have to add a ball for the independent)

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