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Technical Wardrobe
This is not my jacket.
In the boundaries of error, it is yours, it cannot be absolutely accurate.

The most deadly thing to get rid of coughing, you need to take a sheep's grandmother with you. O_O

I was thrown out of the store =D

The grandmother is the first joint from the finger of the chewing. It is a game for babies. The jargon name of money came from here. of children’s wealth.
With this level of education, soon the sky will be shamefully called blue, and the weather will be humid.

In fact, Heracles was a student, and his 12 feats in 5 years are: entrance, 9 sessions, gosses and diploma.

In the evening after a hard working day, sitting in a subway car, I caught myself thinking that I felt absolutely an elderly pregnant passenger with children O_o

We take two liters of cognac, add a tablespoon of Fairy..." - shoot.

I agreed with the cat - if it does not sit in the wrong places, then I let it on the balcony. Apparently it works, thinking of himself as a newly cooked Puppetchev went out onto the balcony and understood what the joke was about... I will kill the fox!

Lutik: what is it?
FivE: Your cat was walking around me asking for a sausage, didn't wait, went to the kitchen. I go in, he puts the cabbage cabbage under the table. I told you that your favourite is CAZEL, not a cat ?

I think that soon for the fight against pedophiles in Russia will be banned children. Simple and fast. There are no children, no pedophiles. A radical and final decision.

After the sex:
He is Foucault
She is tired?
He is: Aha Have you... rested?

Onishchenko proposed to completely ban the smoking of Kalyan, as not corresponding to the folk culture of the Russians, and "what smoking mixtures in them can contain". In response, Russians-amateurs of Kalanov proposed to ban Onishchenko anything to prohibit, as uncultured and obviously not containing useful knowledge for Russians official marionette.

XXX: Imagine I live in a small house. There are 3 air refreshers in the toilet: apple, orange and sea. So we have a direct competition. Each one after another tries to create the most unique and pleasant smell, using all three in different proportions))
yyy: I would have in your place secretly bought a strawberry and sprinkled in the toilet, let them torment in trying to repeat >=)
xxx: this is straight like from the letters g o p a to make the word eternity)))))))

XXX is quick. You go out in the street and you are raped and caught. No matter what...

Thanks to translators, American cinema doesn’t seem as stupid as it really is.

A friend's neighbor married a German and persisted in Doechland. They live not longing, but the historic homeland draws times, parents to visit, friends to see...
One day they gathered with their family and came. A husband has never been to Russia, neither a bath nor vodka-harmony-sous is known to him. My friend is a sociable man, always friends with his neighbors, a house in the village has its own with a bathroom, a river, a vineyard... In general, they took the German into circulation on a full program.
The evening of another turnaround day.
A frightened German, wrapped in a slum, eating fat with onions, begins a dialogue:

Colya, I think the Russian wife is the finest wife in the world!
and Varum?
- Here's the German wife to you, you're to her (shows your fist
Boom-boom, she calls right away: “Hello, police officer?” and Yeh bin
The prison, the jail, the a-ai...
And the Russian wife has you, you have her, you have her, you have her, she has you.
GAV-GAV is GAV! You are her bum bum bum, she is you bum bum bum. You lie in the corridor with consciousness, awakened - covered with a blanket, where you fell. He is a policeman, he is a prison... The Russian wife is the most luxurious wife in the world!

The man leaves the parking lot, and puts a note: "Place not to occupy, I will pierce the tires!" Comes back - in his place, an asphalting catch, next to the silo and a note: "Success!“”

A man calls on an advertisement for the sale of puppies with a Chinese chopper.
Well, sometimes the heat is not so connected.
Hi to you.
Hi to you.
I need a naked Chinese girl with a luxurious griya. Do you have?
- (for a few seconds - the grave silence, then the scream) You that, oh... li, we have a sauna here, not a bordel!!! (They are throwing the phone)

Hello, everything is as agreed. Tomorrow at 6:30 in the morning?
Sharland: Hi, yes, at 6:30, I will go to the Leningrad district.
Charland: Sorry, do you still have 15 or 20 balls? I don’t remember exactly what we met.
Coffee by 20! How will I recognize you?
6:30 in the morning, at the entrance of the Leningrad district department, I will bring you 20 balloons.
KOHBEEP: Yes, it has already been clarified. So how do I know?
The Charleston:??...
I will be in a black jacket.
OK, until tomorrow!

All this time we burned all the bridges of our relationships, but did not take into account the fact that we know how to swim.

Healthy banners on the streets: "To a new quality of life! President of the Republic of Kazakhstan".
My question is "What about us?and "